Christies Cabaret Cleveland

Amazing place and one of the best clubs! Marley is fantastic and incredible. You will not be disappointed. Doesnt matter if youre traveling solo or with a group, youll have an awesome time. Highly recommend.

So me and the boys were downtown last weekend and we just ended up at Christie’s. The girls were hot and the steaks were pretty good as well. I did a 30 minute room with a girl named Asia. She was amazing.! we will definitely be coming back again this weekend! Bravo five stars!!

This club is absolutely beautiful, the food is fire, and the service is top notch. One of my favs is Marley, she is SO fun! Most dancers don’t approach couples but she made sure we had a great time 😊

Marley is simply amazing. She gives such amazing advice on ways to keep your meats super moist while smoking them following her advice will always have you wanting to swallow my meats once you put them in your mouth. Definitely recommend going to see Marley if you want to get your meat well taken care of

This place is great! Met a dancer named Marley and shes very knowledgeable about hotdogs. I was going to leave a 3 star review before I left, but she brought up hotdogs in earshot of me, and we had a blast talking about them! Going to have to come back for the food, she says the cook makes the best blackened chicken tacos! Yum!

The style inside is chic cool and a step above a lot of the other clubs in cle!The bar is fantastic with only premium quality alcohol and a great cocktail and shots list!The best thing about Christie’s is the music and the atmosphere it creates!!

Great place and beautiful women. When my wife and I went there was a girl named Marley working and she was fantastic . Great personality and hot! 10/10 would go again.

Great time, most reasonably priced drinks and rooms (compared to the other clubs in area) i went here and to larrys club across the way amd christies had 10x the dancers, and 10x the customer service, Hailey was my waitress and she was awesome! I got a few rooms from Marley, so i suggest if you go ask for those two! You will be completely satisfied!!!

My girl Marley was great and she sent me here. Had a blast. Will be back again. When she is there.Beast

Marley is my favorite. If a hot blonde with a banging body is who you want to see dance...she wont disappoint! Trust me. Shes 🔥

After good days of work or a fun night out don’t miss out on a clean club and five star entertainers, I got a VIP with Marley she’s sexy and flexible Didn’t check my Bank account for two days

Great drinks the bartender Carrie is literally the best. The food was really good too. It’s really clean and the VIP rooms are so nice.

Marley is not only an awesomely amazing dancer, she also has that personality and charm to make you want to keep coming back time after time!

Love this place the server Haley was amazing went above and beyond for us the door girl destiny was the sweetest person ever and all the dancers are super hot definitely recommend and will be coming back every weekend!

Tuesday night 9:30, one girl inside. Storm just came through. Place dead. Pretty door girl though.

This place is awesome, no windows but definitely the best view in cleveland :p the door girl destiny is so sweet and so helpful. will be here again!

Hottest girls in Cleveland! The food was great and service was on point. Will definitely go back.

Was there three years ago. There was a dancer named Melissa, reddish hair, light skin. Still thinking about her. So lovely.

They should change the name Christie’s to Rosie’s because she is the hottest most flexible lady in the building 🔥

Great experience here they even have a vape machine which is pretty cool. I recommend this place to everyone

Came here with a group of friends recently, had a great a time; s/o Marley for absolutely making the night

Best Gentlemen’s Club in America with the best/most professional floor hosts, world’s most Beautiful Ladies, best staff, and bar tenders.🇺🇸🥃💃🏻🇺🇸

Marley is by far my favorite!!! Gorgeous human, inside and out

I love Emily so much I came with my boyfriend and she was the most personable person i’ve ever met. Management needs to give her a raise. I love her she’s the best ever.

Always a great experience. Great staff and friendly dancers. Chris The door guy is always welcoming and hospitable. Michelle the bartender is always a great face to see and Friendly. And Charlie Is one of our favorite girls there. With great personality and Energy. And soft on the eyes.

Highly recommend! If you haven’t been here you need to check it out

What a great place to have in The LandCheck out that goddess Marley!!!

I love this place ! I always get the quesadilla. I highly recommend . Haven’t had any of the other food but I’m sure it’s also good . I will definitely be back .

Came here prepared to spend 10k on dancers as my wife and I own a club in Florida. We came on a Thursday, not a single girl on stage and we were never approached even once. We got here at 1230 and it seemed like they had given up for the night.

Stopped in on a whim and I was pleasantly surprised. The club is classy with an upscale feel, different than other clubs Ive been to. I was happy with our waitress (I forget their names) but the waitress with dark hair was great! The dancers were very talented and I had a fun time in the VIP with a dancer (I love you, Sin!!). I didnt order food but Ill try that next time Im in town. Ill be back

$40 for the worst lap dance I’ve ever experienced. Prices were absurd for VIP. Place was dead at 10pm. Plenty of better places more worth your time and money.

❤️ Much love to my girl Marley!!!❤️

Great club, beautiful women, and decently priced drinks

Friendly staff and beautiful dancers. Check for yourself

Marley the entertainer, is so beautiful and down to earth

Will come back. Nice place, beautiful dancers, nice private rooms, and one of the dancers told me if I tipped her enough she would meet me back at my place. She said I could even charge this extra service on my credit card as a tip. Didn’t take her up on it but maybe others do.

This place was much more upscale than anywhere I have ever been. The ladies were so welcoming and made us feel right at home. The performances were spectacular, especially Alanna. The food is good and reasonably priced. Make sure you bring your cash, because the ATM fee is astronomical. But worth every dollar we spent. Cant wait to return.

I came to this establishment this past Friday night with my boyfriend and two of his friends. It was our friends birthday an he chose to come here. I just want to say that we had such a great time. My two favorites of the night were Zoe and another young woman whos name I didnt catch but she was petite cute friendly and had braces. Not only did they put on a good show they were friendly and had great stage presence. Another reason I enjoyed myself was because for some reason a couple of the male patrons assumed I worked there. While I was flattered I respectfully told them I do not work there. But when the timing is right if there are any openings I would love to audition

Loved this place. Went with a large group of friends. I highly recommend going to the stage for Dolly. Amazing woman. Very fun to talk to and gorgeous. The other girls were great too, but Dolly made my night. If youre looking to enjoy your night, this is the place to go.

Great atmosphere and amazing service, highly recommend.

Its a very fancy club. Its built like a palace from outside and it is equally beautiful on the inside. There is a lot of real estate.The girls are diverse from various ethnicities. On a busy day, you are bound to find a variety of beautiful girls from all walks of life.Drinks are cheap and the environment is lively. I have been to this club many times and have never been disappointed.

Parked here for a concert at the natuica and visited afterwards after learning about the establishment. Nice cold beers, beautiful dancers, sexy door hosts and bartenders. The food is great, I the chicken quesadillias which is excellent. Many girls for a good time. Great patio for smoking and view. One of Clevelands top clubs for entertainment.

I was there recently and I must have been mistaken. I thought the girls were supposed to be sociabel. We were there two hours and only 1 girl was actually sociabel

Great food, great music and great vibes

Door girl Selena was very friendly and welcoming. Best customer service I’ve ever received. Dancers were amazing as well!

Great food try the chicken Alfredo

Nice building and decent entertainment. But half of my drink was all over my glass every time the waitress brought it to me so the glass was sticky and wet. I was damn near tackled by a bouncer who wasnt paying attention to what he was doing. My husband has been a bartender for years and noted that every drink i ordered was getting weaker and weaker until the last one was basically just juice with a lime.

I rate 1 star for management. Ive been been to Christies 3x this year. Sadly, this club has the most beautiful girls working for them compared to the other strip clubs in the area. I had a work event this weekend at 1330 on the river and ubered to Christies with my work crew. During our gift exchange, I got a bottle of Jack Daniels. Since I was ubering, I had no where to put my gift after leaving 1330 and heading to Christies. They took it at the door (which is understandable) and refused to give it back when I left. Ive spent close to a grand Im sure this year but I can 100% say wont spend another dollar here. Nor will I promote Christies like I always have. If anything , Ill make sure to voice how terrible the management and front door staff is. If thats your bouncer with the pony tail, I highly recommend hiring another Coke head, this time with muscles at least because someone is going to break Bieber very very soon. Sad to see what used to be a 5 star club drop to 1-2 stars maximum.

Drinks are so expensive, six dollars for a small bottled water, drinks are upwards of 15 it’s insane.For girls thinking of working here, don’t. The managers are creepy and have huge egos. The house will try to shake you out of every dollar you’ve made, I made 985 the other night and after house fees and house cuts I walked out with 575. Also the food is always cold and they serve you the wrong stuff all the time. Same ten songs play all night long and the bathrooms smell like someone peed everywhere it’s disgusting.

Great place, and Marley is the best !!

I had an amazing time. Great vibes sexy ladies and just so laid back. Me and husband will definitely be coming back!!!

Amazing new food had lunch today there the spinach salad was amazing! Manager asked me to sample the steamed Belgian beer braised mussels. They were awesome great service ask for Scott the manager great guy!

I was the unjustifiable victim of a moody bouncer here on 09/27/21 around 7:30 PM who humiliatingly and insultingly pushed me out of the building because he somehow thought I was sleeping. I was just sitting and vaping. I had intended to spend half a grand on a dancer that night. Now I’ll never return. I have patronized clubs all over the world and have never been treated so poorly.

I love this place, right by shooters and always has parking!! No I dont work there either lol it seems Diamonds is accused of the same. I havent had food here but I do love the drinks, of course pricey, not much to do about that. Its annoying to get a tab there too. The bus is awesome I love they take you downtown hotel for free.

Wow, the 5-star- review, two below mine, posted with stellar detail and and at length with incredible accuracy by Dean Reardon, couldnt have been bias due to him VP of this establishment at all, could it?if you actually venture into this unfortunate establishment; please tip the door girls, the floor men/security goons, the bartenders, the servers, and most importantly the VIP hosts the very most. tip them first, and tip them with everything in your pocket. because the truth is, all of these people are paid TO THE VERY PENNY minimum wage, and they have zero job security, despite their years working there or notable career elsewhere. Before Dean Reardon is fired or quits (of which will happen but he will return at least once more) he will fire at least half of the honest, hard-working individuals I mentioned above because he is completely ignorant and doesnt understand how this club actually works. even worse, he will bring someone in for a management level position that COMPLETELY undermines the already VERY qualified managers (the very very dedicated and deserving managers) and has no right to be in a management position at all. she/he will completely disrupt the money making in the club, they will take money from every employee and every entertainer, they will make valuable customers never want to return, they will make valuable employees walk-out, they will fire valuable, honest employees, and they will force the most deserving and worthy managers to resign, after of course they have put the only decent management in legal disposition. yes, they will even break the law for the club, with Deans encouragement.but like I said, he too will be eliminated, and after him another VP will be just as ignorant and ruthless and do everything all the same all over again.so I will say, if you value any of Deans opinion, I WOULD trust him on the food, because its literally the only thing in this club he actually pays attention to and cares about

Worst strip club ever! The food is awful. Only time I eat is when that girl is n the kitchen. Big guy always over cooks my food and my chicken was dry. Steak day?? Dont bother unless you go early when the girl is cooking. That kitchen is the only thing keeping that place running and they cant even do that right. Advice. ONLY EAT WHEN THE BLACK GIRL IS WORKING BACK THERE! The other cooks use molded and spoiled food. Y rice I got with my steak was completely pooled and my steak was dry and over cooked. STAY AWAY FROM THAT KITCHEN WHEN THE BLACK GIRL ISNT COOKING!!! THE OTHER COOKS WILL GET YOU SERIOUSLY SICK.

Great customer service, food was good, they had so many girls compared to all the clubs around I was suprised, hung out on the water on the back patio at sunset, great time will definatley be back!!

This place is a joke. A family member gave her 2 weeks notice and then was taken off the schedule because of it. Im sorry she was kind enough to give a notice prior to departing for the US Military. Just wow!! So this is how this place treats those who have chosen to serve our country over the club life. Shake my head!

While i was there was there with a few buddies a guy kept coming up to me and trying to sway me away from the girl i wanted and telling me i should only go with the girls he had picked for me. he wouldnt leave me alone. he told me that the girl i picked was no fun and the girls he had would do more then just dance for me, it seemed like he wanted me to give my money to him for getting these girls, and that i would be well taken care of. i was uncomfortable with the whole thing. later i found out that it was a manager. he offered me a private room and told me ANYTHING GOES, INCLUDING DRUGS. i didnt come there for that. i found out his name is mick. he was a bald headed shorter guy. my experience was nothing but bad at this club. i will never be coming back. my friends and i spent a couple thousand, but had a horrible time. i dont know what kind of business this club is running, but its not a good one

Management has an “agenda” that limits selection of dancers and whom they offer auditions too. Honestly what the management permits, is what they promote. And the ideas they promote are disgusting. If you’re looking for a night out in Cleveland, hit the actual flats or E. 4th but avoid this establishment.

Females not welcome here. I came here with two attractive young females, one of whom is a doctor at the Cleveland Clinic. A male patron hit on the doctor and bought her a drink. The bouncers then came over and said we had to leave because the girls were distracting the clientele from the strippers. I calmed them down and convinced them to let us stay, but they said the girls couldnt talk to any men here. Sure enough, the guy came back and talked to my doctor friend. The management and bouncers came up to me and my girlfriend while we were literally sitting at the stage with singles in hand about to tip a stripper and told us we were getting kicked out. They then accused the DOCTOR of soliciting sex from men in the club, obviously bullsh*t. These morons have egos the size of the Pacific ocean and intellects that arent likely to be seen under a microscope. They called the women c*nts and were very rude. I tried again to calm the situation and asked for an explanation, this was when they made up the soliciting sex thing. If you are a woman, you arent welcome here. But if youre into fascist dictatorial and abusive men running the show, by all means come here. In short, go to the Hustlers Club down the street, much more friendly. Also, Christies, I dare you to respond to this with your marketing We are so sorry for your experience talk you fake-a** fools.

The bar tender was awesome and so was the dancers I’ll definitely go back very friendly

Went there this weekend and had a great time from start to finish. Management was great, entertainment was better. Got along with every one in the place.going to have my work Christmas party there, and I live in Rochester ny.

Entertainment was decenct. But food quality was garbage... I have had some very great meals at mens clubs But definitely not this one! Eat before you come !

I would have given zero stars tonight only...Ive been coming down here for 20yrs the bartenders lack customer service skills and have no business behind the bar... I dont know there names but both dark hair girls who work Saturday night. Yesterday and all the previous times were outstanding service...

Ive been empolyeed here for about a year now && I have to say , as a dancer && also a customer , this is by far the best club in Cleveland . The building its self is spacious , elegant , && inviting . Therefore , it sets the right vibe to really get into the entertainers && enjoy the many different possiabiltys we have to offer . I can say honestly that Christies has by far the largest variety of girls , all shapes colors , && sizes . The waitresses , Barentenders , V.I.P. hosts , && door girls are just as beautiful ; if not more , than the dancers themselves && are very attentive , poliete , && enthusiastic about their job , && their time with the customers . I love working here && playing here on my nights off . Its deffeintly the best gentlemans club in NorthEastern Ohio !! 👍

Witnessed an entertainer doing the worm, sprinkler , and shopping kart for a full song. Could not Unseee . Maybe that’s part of the routine? Not sure. Excellent chicken and fries though.

This is a pretty classy strip club in Cleveland, and their dancers all look good. The service is so so with the waitresses bringing you drinks every so often and its spotty at times. Regardless probably one of the better strip clubs in Cleveland.

The dancers were very attractive at least but you should know that theyre not going to show up on stage till I can least 10 also the bartender there will try and s*** you on your purchases so you should give that b**** singles because she will try and Rob your ass , Im more the type of guy to watch you through some f*** s*** and not say anything and then never come back to your place of business.

First of all, the two posts from Pablo business guru and phil jackson are obviously fake profiles and are a hatchet job from some disgruntled ex-employees. Of all the people at the club, Mick is the most up-standing and trustworthy individual you could hope to meet in or out of the club. He has the damning task of getting rid of nafarious employees and entertainers and apparently from the fake reviews attacking his character, he is doing a good job. Could it be that the employees recently terminated for theft are feeling the pain of not having the extra stolen income and are attacking Mick personally? Looks that way.

Was still there having a few drinks and had a tab open and the bartender tried to close me out with out me saying anything for almost 3 times what my bill was! Thank God my bank stopped it I will never leave a tab open at this place again!

Best Strip/Gentlemen’s Club I have been to in Ohio! Great Staff and exceptionally beautiful woman! I will be returning in the future!

I only rated to comment I would love to apply here but I am a total Nubie looking for another female worker to show me the ropes I been wanting to become a entertainer since I turned 18 I would love if someone could help me out❤️

Had a blast! First time there, bachelor party. The one on ones were fantastic and dolly was extremely professional and bout that craft.

Over 3 hours there as the invisible man, not many girls working on a Sunday after a browns game. I spent 100 on alcohol but never got a chance to get a dance

Marley is amazing!

Bud Light price is expensive.. they charge $6 for each!!!

One of the women here stole $240 from me. Totally ruined what would have otherwise been a great night out with friends.

Good girls especially the girl named Cassie shes so kind gorgeous sweet and adorable hoping Ill come back again to see her again... see you soon Cassandra

Me and my beautiful wife went there for our anniversary and it was amazing. Beautiful ladies, good drinks, good people

Horrible management! Rude dancers! I spent $400 the night I went. Waist of money and time! I will never go back.

Cameras in a spot that is supposed to be discreet... Not cool! Enjoy your membership card... You can have it back!

Their food wasnt bad but not what I expected

Go see Marley!

First trip to Cleveland, first club I went to, really nice club, had a dancer come sit with me at the bar, she went to dance, I went to the restroom, when I came back, bartender took every dollar I had on the bar, told the dance, sorry, Im leaving, you all missed out on my money

Great place to relax ,have a wonderful view of the dancers and enjoy a bottle of Napoleon brandy.

Best Gentlemens Club in Ohio period. Best Entertainers and Best Security 💪🏾🙏🏾

I ordered wings n fries from doordash they sent me cake and ice cream

One of the premier clubs in the Midwest and Clevelands best by far!

Me and my cousin walked in and the manager was yelling at customers telling the customers to get out of his club very unprofessional couldn’t even get a cocktail waitress even take our drinks just walked right past us so we had to go up to the bar to get drinks this place is going downhill very fast needs a new manager

Great place staff super friendly. HOTT Girls!

Its very simple: this club is definitely the best adult entertainment club in the state

Wow it was an amazing experience highly recommended you go love all the ladys great service great customer satisfaction love you girls

Nice place, Barbie made me feel so welcome will return

Terrible

Your still a horror.. sorry .. but there are better places to go..horror or not..maybe money talks

Great club very nice staff and awesome looking inside

Its 507 they have been open since 4 and not s single girl is here

They’ll rip you off, but it’s fun.

Great club, a little pricey but so worth it.

Do they have good lap dancees

Guy (cant remember name) answered the phone for the Christies in Cleveland Ohio and had a very poor attitude and poor customer service.

Bad place. They will try to get extra money without asking you

Had the best bachelor party ever

Beautiful european style classy place .

Horrible - pay me tactics - avoid at all costs.

Lawyers being contacted. See you soon Christies.

Sometime No comment is best !

Favorite Club in town