Crazy Horse Cleveland

I came on a Tuesday night as I was in the area. Their website has a free pass link. It is easy and quick. I just entered my e-mail and name and I got the free pass in my e-mail a few seconds later after hitting submit. I showed the free pass to the door girl and tipped her a few dollars. She was bundled up in a winter jacket but seemed pretty.The physical place is nice although much smaller than Christies, Hustlers and Diamonds. However, I personally dont care about how big the club is - it was clean and comfy. Lots of parking and free parking too.The dancers were mostly attractive; they were all white, mostly slim, and all very friendly and not pushy. The one negative for me was I would have preferred a variety of dancers - especially some bustier and curvier dancers. Maybe this Tuesday night was the exception to the rule. However, the bartender and the waitresses fit the bill of pretty, busty, and curvy.For a change, I was allowed to settle down and grab a couple of drinks without being hounded by dancers wanting lap dances minutes after entering the establishment. They have a number of beer on tap which I loved. I didnt get any dances on this Tuesday night so I cant speak to the quality of the dances, but I enjoyed my time with good beer, great scenery, and great conversations.

Great bartender name Rachel she is about 4 or 5 tall.. Tight body all the way around!!!! She helped a dancer and gave her some pointers.. The 1 dancer Eve is really a great talker and listener.. As well as Kristen at the booth just as you walk in. Reasonable beer prices for Budwiser type beer. Small dancing stage for the dancers, but overall a decent place for a stripper place.. Im thinking about going back some time in the near future... Just wish the kitchen was open and served food.. I was and probably busted a nut or more when Dakota was on my lap just sitting on my no lap dance... Cheap entertainment and relaxation for me!!!!!!!

Quite literally one of the best adult entertainment venues I have ever been in. The atmosphere is absolutely without a doubt extremely comfortable. The entertainers are not only extremely beautiful but they work very hard. The bartenders are very quick, knowledgeable, and know how to make a damn good drink. The servers are beautiful, and take amazing care of your needs. Did I mention food? ITS SPECTACULAR. I will definitely be going back!

Uhhh how do I start... This place is OK. Thats being nice. First off the club is kinda small and has a hole in the wall feel. There were 5 ladies rotating the night I was there and I was genuinely not attracted to any of them. They are friendly and are fun to talk to. The biggie for me is the price of the drinks. $7 for a draft. The cheapest beer they had was colors light and it is $5 a bottle. Thats a bit unacceptable in my book. I will not be going again but cant say it was the worst thing in the world. Will be trying others in the area at later date.

Honestly out of towner,from St.Louis.We know how gentlemans clubs work. The girls were good. Blonde Bartender is terrible. A couple bottle beers took for ever. Owner/ manager walks around like a fool. Lets anything go even though there are a list of rules. Kicked me out after I complained about service.

Easy parking. Everyone is very friendly including the floor guy. It is a small place but as a result, there isnt a bad seat in the place. The place has an intimate feel to it which I love. Great views of all the women who range from 6 to 8.5 on a one to ten scale, IMO.I wont give it a 5 star review because Im not sure there is elite hotness here but I frequent this place more often than any other ones in the Cleveland area.

Ive been coming here off and on for years, I have to say, its really nice inside, bartenders,dancers and waitress are beautiful and nice, Blonde Bonnie is the bomb bartender there. No, overcharges on credit cards to use on your tap, its a little small though inside, like to see them expand the place or even add a patio like Crazy Horse Bedford, if they could, oh the loaded nachos and steak are the bomb, sit back, relax with a drink with a view and say, ahhhh, this is the life!!! 🤑🙃😄😎👏👌👊

If your in the downtown Cleveland area on business or pleasure the Crazy Horse is not a bad place to go. Its very clean, drinks are reasonably priced and they also have drink specials that go on throughout the night, I have never had the food but I have heard good things. The girls are Sixes and Sevens, nothing you will remember when you get home, but nothing that will scare you out of the building either. Most of the girls are nice and will come if you want them, leave if you dont, with a few exceptions, especially Jasmine a Carmel skinned black girl with a perfect body and no tattoos I dont know if shes a self hating racist but If your not an over weight middle aged white guy dont give this girl any money. Doesnt matter if your a businessman or thug, young or old, most of the Black and Hispanic guys tipped her really well, but once the song was over she walked right past them. Preconceived notions are one thing, but thats just plain sad. Word to management, word of mouth is powerful and those kinds of girls are bad for business. All in all the Crazy Horse is not on the same level with the Strip Clubs in the flats but if your looking for something to do its not a bad place to blow off steam, provided you stay away from certain girls.

Looking to have a great time? Come to the best club in Cleveland. They got the hottest girls , great management and friendly staff. They have amazing food. Theyll take amazing care of you and make sure you have the bestEXPERIENCE EVER!!!!

Dancers were extremely rude and unapproachable, they ignored us all night and when finally did make any contact they treated us poorly. They only good quality of this place was our waitress who was extremely friendly and great at her job.

Came up with a couple friends..had an amazing time!!! The girls were beautiful and so fun!!! ...relaxed & FUN atmosphere and the bartenders are awesome!!! I will definitely go back!!!

This place is not very good. The dancers are all fat, but pretty faces, the cocktail waitresses are hotter. I dunno, it was disappointing.

Well Im not gonna lie I had fun the dancers were friendly and nice my problem is my phone got stolen by one of the dancers and to be honest the Manger looked into it he saw one of the dancers looking through my pockets but found nothing on her , and i just bought the phone im never gonna go there again and i was good and calm but it was my fault for not being careful enough still wouldnt go there again

Sat there for 2 hours did not get confronted by one woman. The manager Deno was awesome the others were rude. Go downtown. This is not the same place.

First off, the servers are smoking hot, the food is good, the ladies are friendly, free parking! Had a great night!

Girls are twigs, all they do is bad mouth the club right next to them and short people’s shots for the douche bag at the end of the bar they’re probably gonna screw in the alley for $50 after shift 👎🏽 .... ps check my reviews I never leave bad ones

HORRIBLE HOSPITALITY. I WILL NEVER GO HERE AGAIN. THEY TREATED US AS IF WE WERE SOME BUMS OFF THE STREET. I CAME TO SHOW MY CHICAGO FRIEND AROUND. IT WAS MY FIRST TIME THERE. SO WE WALKED IN, WENT TO THE BATHROOM AND LESS THAN 10 MINUTES AFTER WE SAT DOWN, A BOUNCER TOLD US WE HAD TO LEAVE BECAUSE WE DIDNT BUY A DRINK. HE WAS VERY RUDE AND OBNOXIOUS. WE WERE DEFINITELY ABOUT TO BUY A BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE BUT DECIDED THAT WE WOPULD NEVER GO THERE AGAIN NEITHER WILL I EVER RECOMMEND ANY OF MY GUESTS OR PATRONS TO THAT ESTABLISHMENT.

Absolutely best time of my life beautiful women and great 🐱

Best club in The Land!!! Hot dancers, even hotter bartenders, great management!! Come have fun!!!

A random guy paid for my friends to get into crazy horse and a stripper threatened to beat us up because she was mad her boyfriend paid for us its just terrible the strippers arent even attractive

Go see Victoria she is fine, and the drinks are at a good price.

Hottest Ladies in Cleveland. Great Food and Gorgeous Bartender Daniella

Never been there want to go to see all the beautiful ladies. Im Michael

I just wanted to know the pricing, because I would love to go!!

Got rip off. Stay away unless you know someone there.

So much vagina while i was eating chicken wings

Great club hot girls.

Good

Better look for a healthy place. Those places only destroy homes and marriages. It is better to seek God, who is the best.