The Alameda Strip Club

Decent spot. Lap dances cool. Everything chill. Went like 3pm on a saturday. Girls were doing their thing. Subtle but got the job done.

This is an ok place if your a customer decent prices. But its a horrible place to work they will exploit you for extra work hours not pay you use psychological abuse and hang the promise of being hired one day ( they want you to work but not be officially an employee) the manager is a chubby Hispanic lady and hates and abuses the dancers she is very much a mean girl. They dont tell you the rules but then criticize you for not knowing them Im guessing its part of the mental abuse. You have to worry about people breaking into your car here. Its really a big hassle and the customers are very grabby and security doesnt try to get the customers to calm down just criticizes the girls saying they are dirty. The customers really say very inappropriate things like asking for illicit acts.

Hello I never went there and I want to know the price entrance and I’m 18 years old

Super cool doorman. Super personal bartenders. Place is clean and has a nice set up. Dance area is off to the side and well lit. Dancers were all Latina and nice. All on the thicker side with a few having enhancements top and bottom. Enjoy

Friday $ 5 for parking $ 5 to enter. for not wanting to park my car in an unsafe place because the park was already full. They want to charge me $ 5 to enter. The security guy has never been charged to see that he does not pay for the parking he wants to pay to enter. when you have never been paid to enter here.

Russian security is 🗑 tries too hard. He thinks he works for a celebrity event. He kills the customer vibe and one day that old guy is going to to catch the wrong man in a bad mood. The big Hispanic one who speaks good English and green vest is awesome. Pay him $50/hr. Bartender woman is awesome and the dancers are chill. Worst vip dances but the women are still decent and kind. Overall it’s actually surprisely functional even though out of over 30 strip clubs I’ve been to, this is thee smallest ones establishment ever. More like a strip bar than a strip club. Big difference

I have been here several times and it’s honestly such a great experience! They are very friendly and they have some good looking girls! The bartender is so hot too! They always have deals on alcohol! Highly recommend it.

I really liked this place because they have a pool table and are sober-friendly with a nice selection of non-alcoholic 0% beers as well as amazing tacos.all that was completely ruined by one of the dancers(think her name was Valentina) being very dishonest and deceiving about the dance prices not once clarifying price, or time.I didnt think much of it cause I assumed Id pay beforehand like most clubs. I also assumed someone was timing her dance or she would let me know when shed be done but she kept going and after 4 1/2 songs passed I asked her how much, she said $180 and quickly changed it to $200....so I asked to speak with a manager and she began shouting at me to pay her, and then yelled at me me there was no manager and to talk to security, which I tried but she kept interrupting me going on and on to pay her, never letting me talk to security just causing a big scene, when she clearly ripped me off.at all other clubs Ive been too you always pay upfront to a manager and are clearly made aware of the amount of time you are paying for and security keeps track of your time.but here the security was completely unaware, and she just wouldnt shut up to let me talk to him. no manager on the floor at all. so in the end I handed the security $100 and walked out.a shame I wont be returning cause I really liked the pool table and food/drinks.do yourself a favor and go to Dames n Games up the street, great hospitality and chill vibe with nicer and hotter girls with no attitude.

Great place. Often has new talent. Met Teetee last week. Great mileage. Gives “extra Services” for the right price in the restroom. Highly recommend 😜

A girl gave me fleas to bring home. I can feel them jumping around on me, my bed, car, etc. I was good and showered, nicely dressed and after 5 lapdances with Brianna I was itching all over. Had to Lysol my bed all week long. She charged me an extra dance and had an attitude after she danced. So when I go back I’ll have another lady dancing on me instead. Call the exterminator.

Last night was Lit! Saw some hot dancers going topless on stage! Fun times! I also got a couple lap dances with some beautiful girls! They serve alcohol and food too!

Got a Vip Booth with my compas for only $300. Two dancers came and danced on our table while we through them money and drank Grey Goose with mixers! Super awesome night ill definitely be back. Best Strip Club in LA

This is the spot in the heart of south central. Friendly staff cold beer and perfect mixed drinks. Shout out to the manager Brenda for always making us feel welcome

Alameda Strip is so much fun. The steak sandwich is awesome. Beer prices are incredible. The girls are for sure the best part.

This is a bikini bar. This club is basically a place for the locals to drink beer and watch sports. The girls are basically a side note.The girls really dont promote themselves are impress you. Lap dances are $10 but, overall the club is kind of boring.These are not your top notch talent .Maybe only a couple of girls that i would dance with. Girls are mostly Latina..........If you like beer and have lots of friends this place could be o.k. but, really not a traditional strip club experience.

Alameda strip is the hidden gem nobody knows about. They got beer specials and the girls are very nice and friendly. Love this place and now I’m a regular

Went there last Saturday night. I liked it. Its not a high end place. Cheap looking and lots of latino customers and dancers. Lots of latino music. Seems to be rules there and security seems tight. Thats a good thing cuz I felt safe. I had a blast!Got to practice my Spanish. No cover but $5 for parking. Came to here after spending an hour at Dames n Games.

I was driving late night passed by this club came inside and enjoyed the food girls and drinks. Only thing that would be nice if they add hookah or allowed smoking weed inside I guarantee more money.

The food is decent for a Bar/Strip Club. Beer is at a decent price. The Bartender is a great conversationalist. Dont remember her name. Now to the girls. they obviously follow the money. so i decided to ask for one of their $15 min Lap Dance. Very courteous. Paid and got it. while this was going on she said if i wanted another one. which i said yes. near the end of the dance she call a different Bartender than the one I was talking to and decided to order alcohol. She state it a way that i would be paying. She orders a $12 shot of tequila. I said no she can get a beer. Then sits next to me and asked for the m9ney for the other two extra dances i got. I immediately said no we agreed on one. Went to speak with the people that seemed to be in charge. They werent. Another stripper defended the girl stating that the guest is suppose to say stop and keep track of how many songs are going by. To which i stated i agreed on 2 dances. I ended up not paying for the alcohol she ordered and payed for what i agreed on and left. GENTLEMAN, BE CAREFUL WITH THE STRIPPERS HERE. YOU CAN GO TO SAMS AFTER DARK AND GET MORE TRANSPARENCY FROM THE STAFF AND BETTER QUALITY GIRLS AND ITS A SHORT DRIVE FROM THIS PLACE

Meh.. this place must have been busted for doing tricks in the past because the dances are so uncomfortably boring. They watch over all the dances like a hawk to make sure you are not enjoying yourself. Dont go for a dance. Its super boring and uncomfortable.I will give them credit for having some cute girls. Its a place with a variety of sizes. If you like big Butts they have that. If you like tiny Butts they have that too. What they dont have is privacy. Its like a remodeled discotecha in TJ or the resort towns in Mexico, but without the fun.

Count your money after every transaction, I bought a beer paid with a 50 never got my change back. I told the waitress and said I gave her exact payment !

Kool place to hang out and see some attractive women perform live close up privilages, most of the girls are hot but only a few look washed up lol but they are all hard workers lol no offense im ugly too thats why im there in the first place hahaha life goes on my friends, also the bar tender was very polite and her boyfriend looked a bit jealous but he kept it kool, the security does a good job on watching out for bad people lol what exactly is a bad person? someone causing trouble no need no need lol 5 star club here good drinks expensive but reaeonable balance in effect.

Did not answer when I was trying to get dome

I dont usually write reviews but I just have to say be careful when you come to this place. Count your money after every transaction, shady staff and shady owner. By far the shitiest strip Ive ever been too.

Came here and sat ourselves because not one employee acknowledged we were here or at least didn’t care. Went to ask a waiter if she can help us and told me she would get someone. 30 min later a girl literally starts her conversation with “ nobody has helped you huh” haha this place is a joke people. So unprofessional

WARNING TOO STRIPPERS!!!! Great place too work when i got followed by dark green sequia van 1990 wouldnt suprise me if there were planning too robb me watch out for tall mexican guy blk hair brwn eyes 6ft tall 190pounds standg wearg baseball hat by vallet 2nd time ive been followed home by this creep standg there watchg strippers go in there car too go home. I was told this pervert was outside standg 40mins lookg suspicious!!! With the COLD WEATHER and HIGH WINDS what is this male doing outside??? You know who u ARE im warning the GIRLS incase they get attacked!!!I love working here not gonna let this crazy people CONTROL ME!!!

Nope nope nope I called this place I had barley finished saying hello and this lady was all like ( ven acá Alameda porque yo no sé inglés ) didn’t give me a chance to speak what I wanted to say and I speak 5 languages (Spanish, English, French, Russian, and German ) i called speaking English she could’ve said if I knew Spanish Instead of giving me attitude and hanging up my daddy can ruin your business so be careful who you talk to like that!! Bye!! Xoxo😌

The place is so good that the ladies call your house to see if your husband arrived safely and thanks to that extra service, now my husband has left the house, very good service to destroy families, if they take great care of their work $ $ $ $

Went on friday nothing like the girls on there website all old strippers not worth my money i spent there never going again or recommend that place to anyone no cover charge but charge you to park bad experience thats for sure

One of the worst places I have ever seen. No standards in the appearance of dancers, horrible service. Definitely avoid this place.

I love the alameda strip it is so fun me and my friends go there almost every weekend and the people there are nice I 100% recommend going there.

Very Rude, the manager on day shift , just gives off bad vibes. Horrible place, dirty and unpleasant.

The worst strip club i ever been in my life avoid this place when you see it. It should be closed soon as possible.😁

Excellent environment full of lovely ladies treating you just right. No cover charge and good food

The Place is overrated. The food is terrible and i got stomach flu. The ladies are ugly fat and old.

Good place to chill out with a few friends,and while not the most impressive strip joint dances are only $10 :)

Hot women, cost like 10 bucks, good experience😈 I recommend.

Very rude as soon as I get In Im greeted with what do you want order now or get the eff out this is not a place to hang out so I left

Best strip club I’ve been to in LA!!!

Best place to have fun

Rude , CUSTOMERS SERVICE SUCKS ! Alex need to talk to his employees 💯

Its been a great time in their

This place is for anithing person or only mens??

Wasn’t worth the visit really

Loved it

Not much going on! 😑

Good stuff

Perfect ♥️

Great place

Worst place.

Excellent place to have a good time, pretty and friendly girls and fair prices 👍🏻👏🏻

Very nice place but its manager a rude arrogant person.. Bad service...

Very pretty girls, a good place to have a good time.

Its a fun place I recommend it

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Hello Sanchez

Bad service