The Woods Cabaret

DO NOT GO. The place is very nicely decorated. There are lots of security guards which is good too. However, the dancer said she gave me 3 dances, but it was only one. Ive Djed for several years and know the length of a song and I dont drink either so I was sober. She told security on me and he was polite and calm. I left to the club less than a mile away and there was no cover at the other place. Watch out for the scam and avoid.

Always got beautiful dancers. Very laid back vibes during the early hours. Great place to converse with beautiful women. Later in the night there are soooo many 10/10 hotties, but music is louder so it becomes more of a party atmosphere. Love both chillin and partying there. Friendly staff all around.

First time coming and all I can say is everyone here is amazing. The bartender, specifically payton, was the best bartender I have ever met in my life. The girls are great super sexy and nice. Will be back very soon. Very classy and chill environment.

Place is small and management is not great. They make the scene awkward tbh. Would not recommend at all, go to Jags in Edinburg. Trashy stripper tried to steal my $500 Hermes belt. Thats probably what she makes in a night, what a joke of a place. Entire male staff couldnt beat a drum, laughable. The whole club is the size of my living room, so sad for them. What a joke and terrible entertainment. The strippers are more desperate here than usual places, and Im from Houston/Austin...

Life’s what you make it. Very courteous and sexy and sensual one on one’s dance with personality, mostly r&b hip hop songs ,stage dances continue one after another this on a Sunday night comfy sitting and bar great view anywhere you sit. Good place to have fun and time flys I wish I’d never leave..

This place is ran by men who don’t care about women. I told them some man laid hands on me a man that is a very good customer of theirs but they didn’t Care they still let him in and they were making fun of me with him. I got an abused and they didn’t care they just want his money. They let him leave the club drunk all the time have no sympathy for Any woman I’m sure they don’t even take care or their girls.

I wish I could give 0 stars. The ladys are amazing. The staff is plum dumb retarded. Bartender is a thief an gets mad when you call her out..dont go

Great place. Much better experience than Jaguars, which finds any little way to nickel and dime you. Prices are fair; service could be a little bit better, kinda slow; takes awhile to find a dancer sometimes. Still great overall 👌

Classy, clean & very well run. Great selection of dancers. Services : IE Lap dance fair price & WOW well worth it. Dont be cheap, tip the ladies ( dancers & waitress ). All around great place! Location..well we can have everything..but its safe.If I every hit the lottery..im renting out the whole place !!!

It was my first time ever being to a strip club and the waitress was really friendly but my husband and i asked for a couple lap dance(not from the waitress) and was asked to wait that she will come to look for us but never did. Probably next time there will be better service.

Girls are cute but the DJ combines 1 song into 3Before you know it u you’re out 100 bucksBut cover charge is decent at 10Girls are hustlers

Girls are good but service over all is horrible. Took me about close to 45 minutes to get a beer. Ask for drinks they advertise and they “dont have” them or bartender dosent know how to make them. Will not be back.

Butch turned us down because there was no strippers, told us to come back in an hour, came back an hour later and wouldn’t let us come in cuz we didn’t have our speedos on

This place was awesome.it was my first time going and loved every second of it. The girls are gorgeous and make you feel comfortable.i was nervous but they were so kind.Cant wait to go back .

Girls had poor work ethics and inability to have an intellectual conversation

Let me start with ... The girls are HOT FROM BAR TENDER TO SERVERS TO DANCERS ... Didnt disappoint ... The place has a chill vibe ... My wife loved it ... And we are certainly returning ... Im recommending it to all my friends and anyone who reads this... This place is where u wanna be after a long work week ...

I have to say this place is very classy, very clean, very nice and wow the staff. This is now our favorite place in the RGV. You have to check this place out a little slice of Vegas (( Also It is LOCATED right next to Canos Auto Sales II )) Best Strip club in the RGV hands down

It sucked I’ve been to lot of clubs but that one is the worst I have ever been to I was there for almost 2 hours and not one dancer ever took the stage

Best Strip Club for couples thats for sure! Even had my birthday party there given by my husband and friends.

Great place to have fun

BEST GENTLEMAN CLUB HERE IN HARLINGEN, HOTTEST GIRLS AND THE HOTTEST WAIT STAFF

Don’t go to this place worst club in the valley

Best strip club in they rgv

Good service will return

Great place and Beautiful girls

Not good

I love it

Need more fun 😪