Club Madonna

1527 Washington Ave, Miami Beach, FL 33139, United States
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Ra
Review №1

How i didn’t read the review first! As said this club is really a scam. You pay 25$ for entering an empty club. At least they got to storage your belongings and charging your phone while touring the sassy streets. About the beverages - there are just 3 options and everything comes in one small cup: beer, champagne and wine - that’s it. I don’t know if there is any alcohol in them, I just had the beer. As I mentioned it’s an empty club through all the hours, I came at 10 pm and it was empty and another time at 2-3am - the same. Not recommended at all.

Br
Review №2

The place is actually good . Before going I ready many reviews. In the beginning a rude one but waited for other others and the Ukrainian girl arrived. A good time . In the end that’s their job. We decide what we feel comfortable with and what not. Go with what you are ready to spend. Bring cash with you don’t get it out from the atm in clubs that a big no . My best advice in this place wait for most dancers on the floor and then choose .

Ch
Review №3

Paris is the best thing about this place. She’s beautiful and sweet. The moody older lady kinda spoils the ambience. Watch out for that $180 cover “for the house” for the private room.

To
Review №4

Read through the many reviews before we went there, and it was just as expected. We were greeted by a very attractive, Ukrainian girl and a Polish girl, who sat down in the seats next to us. We ordered a bottle of champagne which was listed at $85 and ended up costing us $125. So we were a little bit upset about that to start with.As the night progressed, the two girls ended up drinking half of our champagne And kept trying to pressure us to go up to the private rooms so we can get a lap dance with them. They were very friendly about it, but they kept lying to my friend. We finally opted not to do the private dance, finished our champagne after we watched several dancers and then left.I have been to much better places that do not have the high-pressure tactics that these girls do. New York, San Francisco, Dallas, Washington DC… And many places overseas are not as forceful as this place is. Highly recommend that you follow everybody’s advice and stay away from this place…

Ga
Review №5

By far the WORST CLUB I’ve EVER been to in my life STG!! Boss on duty (some old grandpa looking guy) was very RUDE and UNPROFESSIONAL also gives off a CREEPY/ Unfriendly vibe to every customer I observed walking by or coming in not sure if it was the grey hair or miserableness. Yet the unwelcomes felt was very STRONG..BAD FOR BIZZ #STAFFDOOVERAny person that asks I would refer them to hotdog stand be4 I suggest this place TBH

Ja
Review №6

Be careful of getting ripped off. They will tell you you are getting drinks with a dance and the drinks end up being generic brand bottled water. Besides that the place is gross and the girls are mid

La
Review №7

Basic dive strip club trying to look fancy. The older gal Kelly tries to get you for a lap dance right at the door. They are super strict with the time, it was dead and the Asian dude monitoring the lap dance was a total buzz kill. Warm beer and watered down wine says it all. Girls are beautiful and such a nice variety. Not pole masters in the least, but very beautiful none the less. Maria was a Goddess!!

Tr
Review №8

We went there at 3am and it was closed. Its already a horrible strip club when open. Mind u this place got ceught gor having a 13 yesr old stripping. Horrible place that doesnt care at all about their customers

br
Review №9

No AC 🥵 Gross hot insideAc works at the door then you walk in to late for a 20$ refund and it’s hotter then outside. Apparently been this way for a while.

bi
Review №10

Worst strip club I have ever visited. They take 20$ each person and when we came in there was only 1 dancer was stripping and the other girls just playing their phone and sitting. And after that dancing 1 lady no body dance like 15 minute. It was awful. I regret. Dont go or go another place.

Lu
Review №11

WOW!! This club is great. Brand new management, beautiful girls that treat you great, and a great atmosphere. I have been here multiple times and I will continue to come back. Another thing to note is that this place is located at the beach and closes late which is an added bonus!! If you are looking to have a fun time with great looking women come here you will not regret it! 🔥

Sh
Review №12

Went on a weekday, it was very slow. They don’t serve liquor only wine, champagne and beer. And they charge 10% if you’re getting ones. The atmosphere was nice tho.

Ju
Review №13

Before going in, I knew it had a 2.4 star rating. I couldnt believe that there could be so many negative remarks about a club until I experienced it. If you buy drinks, theyll keep your change, they charge 10% to convert any money into 1s, and only the manager can give you money and apparently he counts slower then a kindergarten . it was very warm in there, made me feel bad for the dancers. Beer cups are $8 and the cup is only filled 3/4 of the way. Speakers are horrible in there. Girls are okay . but its truly a waste of time.

Mi
Review №14

Went there about 10p, should have left, only about 9 guys and 7 girls. Good average however begs the reason why no one was there. This one stripper asked me for a dance. Informed me all dances are upstairs and its $25.00 at minimum. I agreed to the one dance. Naturally after the dance she wanted to keep going I responded that I just wanted the one dance. She agreed then proceeded to ask for $65.00??? Stating the $25.00 is the price for upstairs, the $65.00 is for the dance. I paid my admission fee of $20, $25 for the dance and left

Je
Review №15

Absolutely horrible hospitality if I could rate negative stars I would. Don’t let the girls near the atm or they will press the maximum withdraw amount and proceed to attempt to take it. When told no they will tell you the money will help Ukraine refugees and proceed to flaunt their stuff. Filled with liars and horrible people. Will tell you the bill is something reasonable then charge it too triple the number. 100% AVOID DO NOT GO HERE!!!!!! Take it from my experience.

Le
Review №16

I’m just going to go with the downright facts here. $20 cover for my husband and $10 for me. We spent maybe 30-40 minutes there. Hardly any girls, and the ones that were there acted like they didn’t want to be there. Not very entertaining at all. I think my husband was the only one that tipped the girls on the floor because he felt bad. The only thing the “bar” serves is warm beer, wine and champagne. I think we paid $8 and had to drink wine out of a barely full plastic solo cup. Oh….and when my husband went to get singles to tip….they charged him for it!!! Definitely not for us.

Ja
Review №17

We came for bachelor party we had great tim one of the best show 2 Hot dancers on the stage lol all dancers are so beautiful

Da
Review №18

I went there occasionally before checking the comments. Dont understand why the rate is so low. Maybe I was lucky and saw a lot of pretty sexy girls dancing really well. I didnt order alcohol and just gave a little tips for the stage dance. Anyway, be careful of the scam said in other comments and you will enjoy this place.

Er
Review №19

The girls spend more time outside rather than inside dancing. Worst customer service EVER.. I go to strip clubs all the time, and I promise you, I will NEVER go back to this one. Smh. Just sad.

Ra
Review №20

Worst place ever, hopefully I can save someone else from wasting there time and money. The girls all they do is take your money and keep asking for more. I’m talking about thousands of dollars they are after. Please avoid and be safe. Also if you get a private room you have to pay 200 more dollars.

Th
Review №21

The guards are a bunch of weirdos who try to start fights and P3D0 supporters. This club needs to be shut down. Shame on the bots supporting this place.

Ju
Review №22

The girls were nice but thats not the problem. They only have 2 choices of beer, no liquor and the wine seems to be watered down. There are no table dances which is a bad move. Its 20 bucks just to get in. Wont entertain going there again

Ra
Review №23

The women there were very pretty but $100 for a lap dance $400-$600 for a private dance is way too much

Jo
Review №24

The problem are not the girls, you may like or not. We ordered champagne. Menu price 85 USD. Waitress wanted to bill 125. No problem for Champagne, but we got sugared water in a plastic bottle. Beer 8 USD, billed 12 USD. And so on. Cheater Club. Worthless, throw your money out of your window.

Jo
Review №25

I was here for a a bachelors party and the girls were very aggressive they immediately wanted the money. There was only 3 pretty girls there including the waitress the rest were ugly old or just couldnt dance. I find myself staring at the waitress more than the strippers. Private dancers didnt last more than 30 seconds before they ask for more money. The session should have been at least 5 minutes long. A waste of time and money. And theres two women there that are actually men for those of you who did not know. Theres nothing wrong with that but for those of you who dont like that I just wanted you to know. The Bachelor definitely got to dance by one of them and still didnt even know. But all in all if you want to go to a cheap strip club this is the one you can go to.

Po
Review №26

Im only leaving 5 Stars because of the girls. They are Fine, and they go out of their way to make you happy 😉.But the place itself is an absolute 👎🏽. Please someone update this place.. and order liquor delivery if you cant get a license.. like duh.

Au
Review №27

Overpriced drinks and very aggressive staff.. the stage was empty for about 40% of my visit and the 3 girls that did perform were pretty bad. However, the last dancer was amazing.. I think her name was Julie? Anyway, she was fantastic, and gave a horrible and boring night an enjoyable ending. After her performance she came and talked for a while and it was great. Wish I got her number :/

Ri
Review №28

This place should be sold on Craigslist. Once its sold, it should be lit on fire, rebuilt and burnt down to the ground again. Hands down the worst club Ive ever been too in every way. Im not going to elaborate on any specific issue but if your associated with this club in any way, youre the problem and the only cure is to quit, and help burn this place down. South Beach deserves so much better.Update: still sucks

Je
Review №29

Total waste of money. Only went to this place because other cover charges at other clubs were $100. This one only had a cover of $20 but when you get in there there is no liquor and hot fake beer with no alcohol. The owner even told us that the beer has no alcohol in it when we asked for our cover back after being there for 2 minutes. Do not waste your time or money on this place. Total trash.

E-
Review №30

This place is an absolute joke. Girls are pushed to hustle customers right off the bat. First thing girls ask do you want a dance? Everyone knows customers go there for a dance but give me a minute to walk in. All girls look miserable if I didnt know better I would say they are forced there to work. Place offers absolutely nothing a total waste of time and money. I feel bad for the girls working there.

Br
Review №31

So my friend and I worked at this place tonight the manager was super nice the girls were pretty and the customers were spending money by far my favorite club so far in Miami after trying out 2 other clubs this week and the house fee is fair not rediculouse like the rest of the places

Pa
Review №32

Worst strip club I have been too and thats a lot. Many hidden fees. Only a few girls, except a few, not very good looking either. Had a private room and an interesting chat with the girl though. Her line : this is not a very nice club to work at. At least the chat with her was fun. Just maybe not worth 1500$

Um
Review №33

Really BAD!!! I have been so many strip club but here was the worst place ever!!! Ladies are old and not even beautiful, they don’t know how to dance even stage is good.Before say “hi” just ask us “let’s go to private dance” I just wanted to say, “have you seen mirror today?”Drinks are not good either even glass of wine should be better.I felt waist my money lol

Jo
Review №34

DJ/ Host- OKAY: Decent selection of music. No special skills to note. Does best to keep it lively.Setting- Satisfactory: One of the only good things about this place is its appearance. That inside is open space, friendly to smokers, enough seating and tables. Semi Private Areas. Next to the beach. Has so much potential if it actually had the proper entertainment.Drinks/ Food- Mediocrity: Small Selection of drinks, of course pricey. And they do not serve food. Nothing special. But at least you can pour a glass of champagne to the time you wasted here.Staff (Not Strippers)- Just There: Staff was mildly polite and did what their job ask.Strippers- Laughable: Everything they offer is a joke. It was like if they didnt want to be there. Couldnt even fake a smile. Dancing? I see why they dont sell food. Sexy? Maybe if you drink enough red bull and champagne, your eyes will turn inside out and it wouldnt matter. Friendly? If you like women that smell like cancer, and are demeaning and pushy. Give these girls a check.Entertainment Value Overall- Very PoorReasoning: I spent 3 hours toughing it out, through very poor pole dancing and woman that arent appealing. Their best strippers themselves were sub par at best. I was more entertained by the images on the large screen, and it was just shadows of two women strippering. Actually I found myself staring at the fully clothed bartender more then at the actual strippers. For a club at the beach, it was horrible. If you want to laugh at some bad strippers attempting to look sexy.... this is the club for you. Otherwise not worth your time.

Sa
Review №35

Me and my boyfriend came here to have a fun night with some girls. I asked the bartender to break a hundred in ones and she demanded a tip from me, as I gave her one she said sarcastically thank you. We ignored her and went to watch the girls on stage. Not to be mean but they werent our type, and two girls kept asking for a dance from me and my boyfriend after we denied on if them twice and the other four times. Even after i tipped her an above fair amount on stage. No one knew how to dance and the place was more low class. Me and my boyfriend had an awful time and we do not recommend this place to anyone.

Sh
Review №36

Doooo not go here! As you can see wit emphasis. Most girls will hassle you and lie to you about dance prices. Its posted all over but most not all withh charge you double. Be ware!

Hi
Review №37

I hope Aviva is alive and well and still riding her little around Vice City making stacks. Me and my boys were all under 21 didnt have to pay a cover and dropped 3 grand once upon a time. All the dancers offered us the full service. One of the most memorable times of my life.

Ni
Review №38

To start off they only serve non alcoholic beer champaign and wine. No liquor of any kind. When I sat down it wasnt even 2 seconds until I was swarmed with strippers begging to give me lap dances. Oh and Btw the majority of the girls are covered with tats and c section scars. So I finally decide to get a lap dance from an average looking Latina , which is suppose to be $25. Before the girl begins she says 25 more to touch me baby in her thick Cuban accent. I paid 50 for one regular lap dance. Later a cute Russian blonde asks to give me a lap dance. She forces me to go to the ATM. I know the #1 rule is not to use the ATM but she was cute. She was pressing me to withdraw $125 so I had to turn my body to hide her from the screen and I took out 40. So I go upstairs and pay the $25 to get in. I sit down and she says she wont start until I fork over 100! for one lap dance. I said f**k no. I tried getting my 25 back to no avail. I only stayed because Alexis Texas was featured.

Mi
Review №39

The ladies pictured in their marketing photos are not as enchanting in person, but its your only option in South Beach. Nonetheless, the atmosphere is friendly, and its a convenient place to blow off a little steam. This clubs owner, Leroy, gave me some mentorship when I was having a hard time in my 20s. I will always promote this man. He is what you want as a representative of this industry. Club Madonna has beautiful All-Nude dancers, excellent lighting, and a staff that puts the cherry on top. I wish I went more while Leroy was there a lot. Club Madonna will always be one of my favorite spots. This place has been in South Beach, Florida, for more than 2 decades, but I still revere Club Madonna. I recommend going to VIP for more privacy in this strip club.The strippers arent too overbearing - just incredible for the most part. I bet it will be the 1st strip club youve been to where the waitresses look better than the All-Nude dancers. Very relaxing and high-ranking erotic dancer here. Managers care, and customers are respectful. Also, the most charming waitresses in South Florida; seductive strippers that give table strip teases. One of my favorites. Clean time with lots of alluring personalities. Some nights, Club Madonna has HOT erotic dancers everywhere; so professional, pleasant, and informing, not stuck up or money-hungry most of the time. Wonderful people, excellent staff, they welcome you with open arms.

Ja
Review №40

Two friends got robbed of over $700 one got a dance that was supposed to be $160 the other didn’t get a dance at all and lost $300 so I definitely wouldn’t recommend

AN
Review №41

Worst place a person could ever be, strippers are very rude they want to rip out as much money as possible.Not at all recommended

Za
Review №42

If youre looking for a great representation of what Aushwitz was like this is the place for you.Immediately upon entering, my buddy and I hadnt even sat down before those savages swooped in.I was literally pulled by both arms to the ATM and yelled at for the exact amount of cash she wanted me to take out. I was given alcohol without even being IDd (not complaining just trying to show what a joke of an establishment this truly is) I was given a dance that costed me $25 initially and before starting the woman demanded I give her the rest of my money in my wallet. Being my first time I was very uncomfortable and basically was financially raped. The dance lasted a solid 5 minutes. So, if youre in Miami and you feel like throwing away some money, go to Madonnas!

Wa
Review №43

Great place to relax your mind , had a fun experience I will be back soon .Dancers so gorgeous

Sh
Review №44

DO NOT BE FOOLED!!!! This club is an absolute SCAM!!! DO NOT GO! they do not serve alcohol! The so called beer, wine and champagne that you are tricked into paying full price for is simply sparking juice. They only serve non alcoholic beverages and act like they are giving you what your paying for! this place is a joke. I dont even want to give it one star this should be a negative 5 star rating.

Ar
Review №45

For what I payed here I couldve had 10x the fun where I am from (here on vacation). They asked me what I wanted to drink, I asked for a beer got a small cup and apparently it cost $20 because I gave the waitress $20 bill expecting to get change back and I never got anything back. I asked for my change and the waitress looked at me like I was stupid, and the dancer decent but very pushy in a bad way.All in all if youre in Miami Beach for vacation and want to give this place a chance trust me DONT save your money go to anyother bar on Ocean Drive or Espanol Way and spend your money on some drinks, guaranteed better time then that tourist trap. STAY AWAY AT ALL COST!!!

At
Review №46

I had my worst experience of a strip club here. A dancer stole a 100 bill from my pocket while she was giving me a lap dance. After the first lap dance, she asked me an extra tip for the second round, I search my pockets for money and didnt find the bill. I was sure I had a 100 bill.I told the club manager, he said he would check their cameras and find if the dancer actually did this. Really!!! Cameras in the private dancing rooms?

Иг
Review №47

ВНИМАНИЕ!!!! ОПАСНО!!!!хозяин Леруой, типа менеджер Шон, сюзанна - это те люди которые ни слова не говорят правды, вымагают деньги не давая расслабиться в ужасной обстановке, по итогу у меня пропал кошелек с 1500 долларов, разговоры и выяснения ни к чему ни привели.Туалеты грязные, за руку хватают просят заплатить за вход в туалет.Сотрудники одна страшнее другой, жирные.А зашел всего выпить так как в окружении все бары были закрыты.ОСТОРОЖНО!!!! ОБХОДИТЕ ЭТО ЗАВЕДЕНИЕ !!!!(Translated by Google)ATTENTION!!!! DANGEROUS!!!!the owner Leroy, like the manager Sean, Suzanne - these are the people who don’t say a word of the truth, extort money without allowing me to relax in a terrible situation, as a result, my wallet with 1500 dollars disappeared, conversations and clarifications led to nothing.The toilets are dirty, they grab your hand and ask you to pay to enter the toilet.The employees are one worse than the other, fat.I just came in for a drink since all the bars around me were closed.CAREFULLY!!!! AVOID THIS ESTABLISHMENT!!!!

Sa
Review №48

Spent 60$ and here for 5 minutes. Only beer and very bad wine. My husband is not impressed by anyone here including the bar staff which has ignored us for the last 4.5 minutes. Myself, being from this industry many years ago, this is the worst I have ever experienced!

Ru
Review №49

The absolute worst club that I have ever been to. The place had 3 dancers, nobody on stage. How can you charge admission for this and $5 cokes? How can this place function. Dont waste your money.

Li
Review №50

This place is in such an awesome location. I just dont understand why they dont restore the place and make it modern. Besides that honestly man those girls on that stage look like theyre bored out of their mind lol restore the place and get better dancers such a shame!

Ro
Review №51

Shut this place down !!!!!!!!! They hire anyone. Homeless women from the streets. My daughter worked here as a bartender and they rob you blind after 12 pm the prices completely change from whatever the girls on the floor want including waitress and the managers cover them. They rob your money and depend on new clientele / tourists from other countries coming to south beach. They hire rapists here too , a couple of horror stories and all the managers including the owner cover everything like rats . Karma gonna get you boys sooner or later. There should definitely be a detective there , watch out with the front desk lady when showing proof of identification . The little lady in the front is going to announce it to everyone on the floor whose the one with the money and whose the cop . Oh and they dont serve alcohol. They say they do but they dont. No liquor license . Fake beer .

Ly
Review №52

Girls spend entire time trying to get people to pay extra for things they should be doing anyway. Only one girl ever danced in stage and she never even looked at the pole. Just walked around asking people for money and getting angry at people that didnt give her any. Stripper stole $5 from me. Yes... $5. Worst strip club in Florida. Save your time. All the bad reviews are true. Go somewhere else.

Lu
Review №53

Disaster. Door open more than an hour after 730 so stand up in a line ,no phone permitted)phone inside a pocket with security ) to used you need somebody from staff to remove the clip and use it in specific area NO AIR CONDITIONS in whole placeas she requested it .Concert start around 1130 an hr late we were shouting unison AC AC and she said I’m f.......cool F........ you take out your clothes Event organizer followed her request even though it is not healthy specially now in flu season and too many people in same room

Ti
Review №54

Worst. Strip club. Ever.Over priced cover for area clubs. Bombarded as soon as you enter demanding to get private dances...which you must tip the dancer for and the guard for the open couch area. Girls saying you gotta pay hundreds and thousands for dances or you gotta leave. Pushed to buy over priced, crappy, drinks. Not a good time at all...not even a tiny bit. $75 paid to enter...get 1 beer...1 song dance.

CJ
Review №55

There seems to be a line a lot of nights..... Mainly tourists who dont know better....and leave quickly shaking their head why they paid a cover to get in... Went once for an event, the promoter tried to dress it up but it hasnt been cared for in years and remains a hole in the wall to avoid.

Al
Review №56

I went there after checking their website I was truly disappointed the girls were nice but push too much the lap dance my wife agreed to see one but even more disappointed just last exactly 5 minus and the ladies always try to pay more what a scam. We truly found better places in orlando that here. I would never step in on our next visit to Miami

Je
Review №57

Worked there one time as a dancer. Was over charged. Didn’t make anything less than 100$ was charged to work more than what I made. It’s a robbery. No liquor but the place was very clean and dandy

Ma
Review №58

Dj Is Trash Doesn’t Know How To Mix Or Know What To Play. Place Is A Rip Off Bring Your Own 1s The Atm Fee Is $7 To Withdraw Which Is Ok For The Situation But Now They Saying They Take 10% Of Your Ones For Changing Out Big Bills Like Whattttt....Were Here To Tip Your Employees How Selfish Is That

Am
Review №59

Horrible horrible watered down wine refused to sever red in bottles dancer knocked over glass then wanted us to pay for another charged the guys more than females girl at front desk flipped cause she didnt get tipped gave our friend na when he asked for a real beer then wouldnt give a refund after she opened it

Sh
Review №60

Havent been to a club in years. On vacation, worth a shot right? Might never try again JUST cuz of this place.

ja
Review №61

PLEASE DONT EVER GO IN THERE. One of the worst Fu*k night club. Please dont go there, They rob you . i read all the negactive commeent and my dumba** didnt listen and went there i got littarly rob by this latina chick name salma. like as soon as you walk in there they start robbning you. we wasted 700$ for no damn reason. this place sucks a** .

Br
Review №62

WOW! wonderful night ! love all the dancers spend all the money but worth it

Dy
Review №63

This place was awful, waste of money and they try way too hard to get you to buy a dance. You also have to pay to touch. If you’re considering going, please take my advice and don’t go.

Pr
Review №64

Went there beautiful dancer , juicyyn paradise was amazing great costumer service , I recommend

An
Review №65

Dont even think about visiting unless you want to be scammed and have your money taken away from you without even realizing it. Thieves, fraudsters, and scammers.

si
Review №66

I do not know who are all these guys who gave 5 star , it is worst ever club I ever beenThey are nothing but cheater, I paid 20$ entry fees and ask for 1 taqilaMoment 2 girls came with waiters and moment I gave my card they stared taking to me and forcing me to come with then for dance I told them let me take my cardThey took my card and said I want to see charge They again jump of me and signal waitress to go and forcefully dancing on me even though I do not want take danceThis passed me off and I left club, I felt something was fishy so I came to my room and called customer care they said I have been charged 260$I was lucky that they declined transactions but not everyone isnt luckyIf possible just do not go this club

om
Review №67

This place should be burned to ground, rebuilt and then burned to the ground again. How the hell is a stripper on stage with a hoodie on, that sh aint sexy and how many times I have to tell you no thank you for a crusty as lap dance.

97
Review №68

Garbage 🚮. Don’t even go here. Go to PT’s it is way better. Here they make you buy 15$ water bottles and the girls charge you like $200 for a 3 minute dance. This place is a complete disaster

Ke
Review №69

This place is the best beautiful women, good music, and nice venue. the dj is the coolest i requested a song and he played it ASAP. Only problem not enough dancers.

ve
Review №70

I worked there a friday and a saturday and i made nothing! Girls dont bother going there,the worst club in Miami,they have no idea how to run a strip joint is almost funny,they are extremly rude with the girls and they dont do anything to bring costumers in,the pace is dead ,guys go spend your money somewhere else there is nothing good about madonna,everybody knows in miami is the worst club,im sure the only good review here is from them..because no costumer leaves that door happy,boring overprice nonsense stinky club.

Un
Review №71

The 5 stars are lies. Theres an awful and weird bouncer that works there that got mad someone pet a freaking cat. Total weirdo and loser. Fitting for this place.

Be
Review №72

The Girls are lying about what you can do with a private room and my friend got charged more money than promised, I wasted alot of money cause I was stupid, try to save ur own money and choose a different option

Ge
Review №73

Just trash. If you like giving away your money for nothing this place is for you! I promise you will be here for less than 5 minutes and leave.GO TO BIKINI BAR ON COLLINS!

Da
Review №74

Catastrophe. Complete scam. Just 5 or 6 girls. Not really good looking. Dancing i would not call it. They have more gorillaz standing around then girls dancing. Dont go there.

so
Review №75

Went there with a recommendation from someone, while in Miami. The place was not crowded, and the bar guys and the dancers were very much welcoming, or at least seemed so.

Hu
Review №76

They have a really trashy bouncer there. Light skinned and odd behavior, met him late on a Saturday night in June. Scrap him. Toss him away. He will get your place Sh∆∆t up.

Te
Review №77

Had the worst time. The dancers were dancing like they were tired. Over priced. Do not waste your time going to this place its trash.

Je
Review №78

Great place, great chicks and Jocelyn, the front desk clerk, was really nice!

th
Review №79

DO NOT COME HERE!!! The workers are rude, they made my toddler cry, and they wouldn’t let me bring my dog inside.

Er
Review №80

Worst club ever. As soon as you walk in demanding for a 1,000$ private dance.I was choosen by an 60 year old lady.Disgusting .

Da
Review №81

Great place to chill, Jocelyn is really nice and professional highly recommend it.

Em
Review №82

13 year old Underage girls , take 2 minutes to google the club name and underage you will see plenty of articles of underage girls working ... THEY DONT HAVE THEIR LIQOUR LICENSE BUT SELL FAKE BEER AT REAL BEER PRICES AND WONT LET NO BODY KNOW ITS ALCAHOL FREE ... most girls here are from Russia and forced to work , ... THEY RIP OFF THE DANCERS AND CUSTOMERS .. EVERY SONG YOU TAKE IN PRIVATE THE CLUB CHARGES 25$ and the dancer only gets to keep 10$$$$ STAY AWAY

Be
Review №83

I love Club Madonnas its so clean the staff is very nice and they have sexy dancers. its my very own vibe spot to have fun with good music.

se
Review №84

Absolute trash. We paid the cover, walked in, and left. Staying wouldve been a total waste of time

Fr
Review №85

Undoubtly THE worst strip club in Miami, if not then all of FL. This place is filled with vultures that will try to scam you any way they can. Prices are ridiculous and you get nothing. How the hell are they even in business? Go to club Eleven downtown Miami if you want a real strip club.

Wh
Review №86

If I could give this place no stars I would, horrible customer service everyone that works there is rude and for south beach the woman should be better looking... as well.. tourist do not waste your time going to this place, they charged 20 bucks too.. worst gentleman’s club experience I’ve had in my life..

Le
Review №87

Its a great club the dj smoove is the best keeps it lit 🔥 i love going here the girls are very sweet and super fun they interact with the customers on the stage too its very fun the girls are super beautiful as well

Jo
Review №88

The Worst strip club. BTs is much better. Beer is watered down. Go to another cliub. At tops two attractive dancers in the line up.

ca
Review №89

Very hot latin girls and amazona service from the bar

Za
Review №90

If I could give it a 0 I would wakkedbin and not a single person inside. I paid 20 dollars for the nastiest girls there is in Miami dont go here no matter what night!

Pa
Review №91

This is the WORST CLUB Ive ever been to. FAKE BEER. NO AlCHOHOL ALLOWED IN THERE. POOR SERVICE, HIGH PRICES AND HORRIBLE PREFORMING. DONT GO THERE!

Re
Review №92

Pretty good experience, although the place needed some A/C maintenance. The staff was pretty respectful and they offered complete discretion.

Ju
Review №93

Don’t even spend your money getting to this place. No liquor... only beer & wine. “The show” sucks. JUST WOW! What a shame

re
Review №94

Spunt 100 bucks and i wasnt there for 10 minutes. Everythings to rushed, and your not given any time to relax. Maybee ill come back when im a millionaire

Ju
Review №95

Terrible. They only sell beer and wine. We told them we wanted to buy a bottle and they still didnt tell us. Biggest waste of money we were there 4 minutes. Dont go

Kh
Review №96

Just dont go.... this club is AWFUL!!!! They dont even have a LIQUOR LICENSE!!!!! Sever some cheap beer nothing with a name and taste awful.

Ro
Review №97

Do not come here the worst strip club of alll time I’m telling you don’t come at all please read this before u go in the worst

Ma
Review №98

Poor atmosphere; aggressive prices and even more aggressive staff. Dont go if youre looking for a Fun evening with the guys. This is not the place.

An
Review №99

Amelia from Romania is the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen.

Da
Review №100

Let you get on stage for a laugh

il
Review №101

Couldnt even buy liquor or bring my own I mean really what is that hey no problem waist my money somewhere else and of course got the weird ass security staring like they are ready to kick you out if you dont start spending money oh yea thats goes for the crew as well.

Ch
Review №102

Best club DJ in all of Miami which means he’s got to beSick In The Head

Da
Review №103

Its the worst club ive ever been to.

Bl
Review №104

Worst night club I have ever visited. Terrible dancers… expensive.. an absolute waste of time and money.

ma
Review №105

Worst strip club ever..its a piece of poop..n they rob u like anything.Dont go there even if its the last thing to do on earth.horrible strippers they just stand by the pole scratching their butt..the pathetic reception lady talks like a dumba@@.

Ch
Review №106

2$20 cover!? A one drink minimum for $12 coors!? Stay home and get a bottle with your friends.

La
Review №107

The wine they sell is the fre brand which is a non alcoholic wine so $8-10 for na wine.

Yo
Review №108

Literally the worst stip club Ive ever been to.

Ro
Review №109

Holy crap by far the worst strip club ever they held you the second you walk in and expect you always to be buying and dance before you get your first drink to me only have beer and wine what the f***

Ja
Review №110

WORST CLUB EVER!! NEVER GO THERE, SUCH A WASTE OF TIME! very very expensive and didnt enjoy the night, ugly girls

da
Review №111

Someone out there needs to help that club . Nothing is going on at 10pm on Fri. I truly wish them the best.

Lo
Review №112

Had a great time, the ladies were really nice, fun, friendly and cute!

Ma
Review №113

Nice place, I had a very good time.Hot and friendly girls.

Ja
Review №114

WORST STRIP CLUB EVER. DO NOT GO HERE. THEY TRY TO SCAM YOU & OVERCHARGE YOU AND THE GIRLS ARE NASTY. Absolute waste of time

RO
Review №115

Is a good place to go and have a good time have fun with the girls in the club and go with a lot of friends

Th
Review №116

Dj was awesome but the strippers trash and the prices over price

De
Review №117

It was horrible! We spent over $150 for NOTHING. It was like the spirit airlines of strip clubs.

li
Review №118

The bar was terrible with very little options . Dancers equal

Fr
Review №119

Great club! Beautiful Sexy Girls! Hottest place on South Beach!

av
Review №120

Drea is the best in whole miami...we Will come with out friends

Om
Review №121

Dont waste your time, get a lap dance somewhere else

Qu
Review №122

Went here for spring break and it was horrible...got ripped off by this one Hispanic stripper

Jo
Review №123

Garbage atmosphere 🤮

We
Review №124

Does Aviva still work here?! I need to meet her!!!

Gr
Review №125

Lost my child in the ball pit and its been 25 hours. anyone seen him??

Ja
Review №126

As a dancer. This is a waste of time. Do NOT waste your time.

an
Review №127

Worst place.These people should should be ashamed of themselves. Ive never been and will never go to this place.

fe
Review №128

Bad dancersBad bartendersHot beersNo club musicNo hype

Ab
Review №129

This club needs to be shut down!!! All the women was over 40 years old and all of that was on the drugs ...

To
Review №130

They don’t even have a good beer

Co
Review №131

Great place...Staff is cool..And love the atmosphere..

Al
Review №132

Worst establishment ever. Owner will lie to get you in.

Je
Review №133

I never been here. But its look like the worst thing ever

Fr
Review №134

Dont go there !!! Its a trap !!! You will wate your money for nothing

He
Review №135

I call to book a party group but the girl on the phone was very rude.

sa
Review №136

Extremely rude staff & dancers. Not worth a dollar!

Ro
Review №137

Very aggressive girls. Worst club so far. I feel sorry for the fact its so empty

an
Review №138

Dont go there they are killing tourrism and full of rip offs

Ja
Review №139

I dont understand the bad reviews. I like this place.

Ul
Review №140

Club madonnas is the best strip club on the beach!!!

Ry
Review №141

Dont go here. Saturday night at 3am is dead.

DM
Review №142

They do police stings be advised

ro
Review №143

Worst strip club Ive been 2

Tr
Review №144

There were a total of three ugly girls in there.

An
Review №145

This place is complete trash

Ju
Review №146

Never come again, believe me!

H
Review №147

Really great place with an awesome staff!!

Gu
Review №148

Crapiest place ever been do not go.....

Sl
Review №149

Worst place in history of mankind

J
Review №150

Good club if u miami

Ri
Review №151

They took all my money.

Bo
Review №152

Worest experience in this beautiful world

Bo
Review №153

Federal government agents discount at the door

Ni
Review №154

Dont even try it.

Vi
Review №155

Me like.

Da
Review №156

Very good. !Thanks.

yo
Review №157

The worst strip club ever

Di
Review №158

Beware always empty

is
Review №159

Scammers

De
Review №160

Hated it

Je
Review №161

Bad experience... 👎🏼

le
Review №162

Worst place ever!!!!!!!!!!!! DON’T GOO!!!!!

Jo
Review №163

Good

An
Review №164

They tried.

su
Review №165

Fun fun fun...

Va
Review №166

Nice place

Su
Review №167

No comment

Ma
Review №168

Magnificent welcome from Jocelyne and Lili.The women are very beautiful except Kelly the Frenchwoman who talks about her colleagues stealing clients from them.Dont choose Kelly French girl

Ge
Review №169

The worst decision was entering this joint. I returned to the hotel very late, passed through the door, and since I had always been intrigued by these very American places, I entered for 12 USD. The place was deserted, a receptionist accompanied me and made me sit close to the stage and forced me to order something, I was back, I didnt want to drink anything, but she told me that these were the rules and I had to buy a beer that was more expensive. than what was in the letter (which I later saw). An emaciated dancer appears, about 50 years old, poorly carried and lived, she greets me and asks me if I had tipped the waitress, I played dumb, and went up to dance for 40 seconds without warming up at all, she insists on taking me to a VIP for 24 USD (wtf!) if the place was deserted, why would I go to a VIP! When I tell him that I didnt like him and that I wasnt going to go anywhere else, he leaves and someone else appears. He doesnt even get on stage and he comes without a bra, he goes on stage inviting me to a VIP, so I told him that I was alone, why did I want a private show if there was no one there, but he explained to me that it is a special 3 min show (24 USD!!!) and she asks me how much money I had in my pocket (horrible) since I already had in mind not to move from there because they had deceived me from the entrance, I make her talk so that she can tell me what the private show was about, and its exactly the same, but you cant touch the girls, only tip them (just like on the main stage) and if you wanted to have sex, after the private show just there you could pay 250 USD to do something. I looked up and they were all telephone booths. When he realized that I wasnt planning to spend any more, he left telling me that I only had the right to one show. They left me alone drinking the beer looking at the deserted place. After 10 minutes a prettier brunette (a 5) appears with a purse as if she was going to leave and she gives me the hand and invites me to accompany her, she faces the street... for a second I thought yes, but then with Because they had scammed me, I thought I wouldnt go anywhere with those gangsters. And her plan was clear, when leaving, I passed the turnstile and she didnt and she went inside again.Conclusion, do not enter! The truth is that I thought it was a place where they danced all the time and that one was NOT obliged to have sex or private shows, stealing money in that way should be punished, I thought that in the United States that did not happen and that it was everything more regulated.

Sh
Review №170

The club is perfect, there are new girls and it is not that expensive. If you want to have a nice time, dont hesitate to stop by.

Gi
Review №171

Good attention.A place to relax for a while.The women are not very pretty. There are women who put on a good show and others who dont.

Ca
Review №172

They want to force you to pay for a dance, especially the Colombian ones, so the club is empty, and they arent even that pretty.

Al
Review №173

Dirty shop - private dance 30 seconds - rude security. Never again

Ny
Review №174

The best club in Sobe. I had a great time

Yv
Review №175

C pt fr les tchoin sucks very badly she puts them on

Em
Review №176

Where Alexis Texas dances

Ci
Review №177

Fuck us, pimps, they raped us

Bo
Review №178

Cinema quality twerk stars

Ne
Review №179

The best I liked it a lot

DO
Review №180

Terrible place

Jo
Review №181

Beautiful women..

بن
Review №182

Suuuuuuuuck

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  • Address:1527 Washington Ave, Miami Beach, FL 33139, United States
  • Phone:+1 305-534-2000
Working hours
  • Monday:12–6 AM
  • Tuesday:12–6 AM
  • Wednesday:12–6 AM
  • Thursday:12–6 AM
  • Friday:12–6 AM
  • Saturday:12–6 AM
  • Sunday:12–6 AM
Accessibility
  • Wheelchair-accessible car park:Yes
Amenities
  • Bar on site:Yes
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