The Office

Anybody paying $20 to park and $25 to get in are morons,IDC how much posturing one needs to do to fein cool.

Rude trash and made me stand and wait outside for a manager for 15 mins after traveling to apply . Nope don’t like it.

Ill break down the review for my group. The setup Id say 4/5 stars. Bartenders 1/5 stars. Dancers 2/5 stars. They dont dance at all and only twerk. We were the first group in line. Only to be told to be let in we need to pay skip line. When there was only 2 or 3 groups that paid for skip line. Everyones experience wont be the same I had people in .y group went before and enjoyed themselves and on this occasion they didnt. A clubs behavior reflects management or lack there of. Their location makes em a bit cocky so they are packed. But they have more people with unpleasant experiences than good ones. I was going to give it 2 stars because of the setup I did like but nothing else. If you want to go to a real good strip club then try Scarletts definitely a bit more expensive not in South Beach but much better managed.

Pros:*great location*ambiance n setting are pretty nice*food is actually pretty good. The reason I say that is strip clubs typically get a bad rap for having horrible food.Cons:*overcharging for entry especially for groups for what they call skip lines. I literally watched 2 groups leave while my crew n I waited in line. One was a big spender from Dubai Rudy left. (Im sure this happens alot)*poorly trained security*poorly trained bartenders* dancers have alot of bbls like thats all you see.* dancers dont dance only twerk*they charge 20% for $1 purchases so bring your own. And two people from our group were shorted $20 on every hundred purchased. So they paid $120 for every $100 in $1 bills but only recieved $80. This didnt happen to everyone only 2 in my group.*dj was very inconsistent.Conclusion: I have run gentlemans clubs across 4 countries and have helped dozens. This isnt the worst but needs alot of work. However, they have such a high turn over rate of customers and the support of locals they probably wont. The experience wont be the same for everyone but if your going to spend your money go somewhere else.

The best urban club I’ve been to. I’m sure of it. The staff, super nice. The waitresses & bartenders are fine as hell. I’d suggest that if you’re in Miami. Do not leave until you visit The Office. & before i forget The prices are less expensive than any other club in Miami

The office is wack. I was with a group of 11 people and we were the first group to get in line when we first got there. After waiting a few minutes, we were about to get in until another big group decided to pay for the skip line. Once that group paid for the skip line, an endless amount of people decided to come and pay the skip line. We ended up waiting a whole hour until we gave up and decided to leave . The security guards kept trying to convince us to pay extra for the skip line but we weren’t trying to hear that when we were one of the first groups in the line. A lot of other strip clubs would at least let one person from the main line in for every 20 people in the skip line. These people don’t deserve your money. Go elsewhere. This business will waste your time

Hello I just wanna say that The Office was very entertaining. Last night had a lot of characteristics in the building very much unique. I didn’t get to order food but I drunk the water all night 4/10 for the water it taste like water implants . Y’all door girls was very nice that’s surprising, I think I knew one of the girls she left me on red on IG so it was good to see her my experience last night was a 10/10 beside the implant water can you guys switch to CORE I like that water . Security was 10/10 as well felt real safe secured .

**The women here are GORGEOUS.**WARNING: Do not choose this club if you do not intend on spending money.I had to write a review because some of the others had me raise a brow..I had no issues with parking, security, the cashier or the bartenders. The drinks are a little costly, but thats normal at many clubs. The dancers were absolutely beautiful, friendly, and fun..expect to spend money on them! I went on a Sunday night and it was lit. That being said, finding a place to sit was a challenge..if you want a GOOD time, this is the place!

Really the best strip club in Miami! From the time I entered the place, it was a vibe. If you’re having a birthday, celebrating an accomplishment or it being bachelor party, The office Miami is the place to be. Hookah, drinks, the music, food & ALL the Baddies! Straight 10’s across the board!!!

Very nice, intimate spot. Only 1 star because the DJ is trash tonight. Here from Dallas celebrating our sisters bachelorette party and we wish we could’ve turnt up a lot more. He played unknown artists and unknown music all night.. we wanted to see cheeks clap but were unable to due to the terrible DJ.The bartender was SUPER RUDE like she was being bothered. Strippers were sitting down due to wack DJ. Did i mention how wack the DJ & emcee was rude and wack as well. Bathroom Attendant was asleep or on drugs and didn’t offer ANY assistance. The stall i used didn’t have any tissue and she offered no help.Should’ve went to KOD 🙄

Me and my girls came down from Indiana. We was on South Beach and someone told us to come to The Office. Let me say I AM EXTREMELY DISAPPOINTED! Not one “stripper” got on the pole and stripped, all they did was twerk. DJ was trash. We was told a server would be over to our table for a food order, she never showed. Security on our way out would not let us take our FOOD we bought he said no food outside the club, it’s food Lmao i could see if it was liquor. Strippers were sitting. We made the best of it for my bestie birthday. However our bottle girl was amazing.

I hadnt been here since 2014 so I didnt know they had remodeled. When I went back then the place was more compact. I got here Thursday around 6 p.m. The club was slow but there were a bunch of dancers there already. Whatever youre looking for Im sure youll find here, but keep in mind that this is a black Club. As time progressed, the club picked up. The scene was a bit young for my taste but things didnt get outrageous so anyone should feel comfortable here. Food is served here. I enjoyed the chicken pasta. A good time can be had here if thats what youre really seeking.

Wanted one drink and they would not give me my card back until I bought $60 worth of drinks. Please do not come they are horrible and will rob you.

Disrespectful staff, false advertising, and subpar service. The Instagram page advertises one price or promotion only to find out a different increased price upon arrival. They try to charge you to park even a half mile from the club in lots they don’t own, clearly trying to scam well intentioned customers to make up for lost profits during the Pandemic. The dancers are beautiful but the club will go out of business soon enough.

On vacation from the midwest and i was not impressed at all.. very disappointed....The club is very very small.. once you walk in you will immediately go to the bar to the left or the very tiny bar on the right. I went on a Saturday night and it was def packed.. being that the club is so small you find yourself standing in one comfortable location the entire night.. The dancers are nice and thick but they are very very lazy.. if you are looking to be entertained this is not the place to be. No pole tricks at all.. there is only ONE stage 🙁 so thats another indication on how small this place is.. parking is $20 which is not bad and the entry fee was $25 for male and female... THE DRINKS ARE PETTY.. You will receive a very tiny cup.. was disappointed with my double shot of cognac. The DJ was cool ... The experience wouldve been better if the club was bigger..

This strip club was an absolute mess. No room to enjoy our move around. Strippers were not entertaining at all. Was not worth the $25 they charged to get in. I will never go here or recommend this place to anyone. Best part was the food trucks outside.

If I could give this place no stars I would, I’m sitting down waiting for my drink & some type of bug(not a fly) is just chilling on the table then flies off.. that’s just the start of the night. As the night goes on and I’m ordering mixtures between Hennessy & patron we got there at 11:30- didn’t leave till 2. A total of 11 drinks & I was still able to walk straight.. bugs & fake liquor. Also please work on better customer service , the bartender was super catty for no reason at all & it was barely packed & couldn’t get her attention unless I asked my dark friend to order our drinks. Don’t go there if you’re Spanish/light skin because you will not get served. Hopefully their license get taken away, no way to treat paying customers.

Went here to enjoy a night out for my birthday, Immediately after pulling up I noticed the parking lot was very full so I approached A gentleman on a go cart and asked him about the valet parking, he looked at me very nasty and told me just parked anywhere. I then Asked once again about the valet parking due to I didn’t want to take a long walk he looked at me as if I was stupid and proceeded to look into his phone! At this point I have became very disturbed and asked him was there a parking lot manager on site he then just stared at me as if I was supposed to be there so I sat there for about five minutes asking for a manager until I noticed there was another gentleman in the parking lot who then assist me wait valet parking due to their were valet parking but this other gentlemen just didn’t want to do his job. He was rather be on his phone. I complain to the other Other Valet gentleman and he immediately knew who I was talking about..THE GUY ON THE CART. I say this to say. I’ll never return back to this place due to how I was treated by this man!

This place is Awful! There’s not one classy dancer. The bartenders are beyond rude! It’s a complete hole in wall and definitely not very appealing for tourist. It’s in the hood and a hole in the wall. If your a tourist looking to have a great time please seek elsewhere...

Went with my girl Sunday night at 2am they wanted $120 cover for both of us …don’t waste your time unless you think that’s a reasonable cover

This was HORRIBLE!!! My friend and i came on a Wednesday night all the way from Atlanta to the Bahamas to come to Miami and party on her bday, could you believe we paid $60 to get in spent $150 on a stripper that didn’t take off her clothes to getting put out!!!! This is pure unprofessionalism, rude and how could you support your people whom treat u like this!! We spend at least $350! And got treated like animals !!! NEVER , EVER. AGAIN!! We should have went to Gfive... Atlanta?? We humble, we got hospitality something these people know nothing about!!! DONT GO!!!

Top quality dancers, high quality music sound system blaring out a wide variety of the BEST music w/high energy DJs who interact with the crowd, really good food, best waitresses (theyre as pretty as the strippers). Great alcoholic beverages, not watered down. Always fun, every time you go. #1 Stripclub in Miami, best club poppin right now.

Two words - NEVER AGAIN...the only reason this place gets one star is bc parking was free. paid $25 before 10:30...strippers were lazy af...bought one drink that was the size of a bathroom cup for $20...the dj talked allllll night which was so annoying...when he started playing New Edition I knew it was time to go! Dont waste ya money!

This is the best strip cub in Miami. There’s a variety of dancers, great bottle service, and good food. If you want to vibe or turn up, this is definitely the place to be.

Small compact place its very dirty especially the bathrooms. Its very ghetto because its so small people keep bumping into each other. But this not the best strip club in miami in terms of ambiance becuase its not there . But they do have pretty strippers. Valet charging people even though he didnt park cars.

Hood yes, but still the best value in Miami. Ill start off with the music. Most strip clubs in town have an ok at best sound system. I guess most strip club customers arent going for the music lol. If you value a great sounding music experience then the office cant be beat. It sounds like a 5 star night club. Add that to cheap dances, cheap drinks and beautiful women and youll never want to leave..unless of course a fight breaks out, lol. Best time to go is before 8pm to get happy hour prices and to skip the fights.

My first time attending the office I had so much fun it was such an amazing experience. The food was great, the workers were super nice & friendly , this will be my go to club everytime I come down Miami period

This strip club is the best in Miami!!!! It has the best dj’s, food and dancers. The bartenders are super fine and the ones I encountered are very nice!!! Definitely thee club to visit in south Florida!!!!

This is a hood rat hole in the wallDef a waist off time and money will def never go backhorrible everythingDef not worth the 40 cover plusAnd the parking is a whole other jokeJust safe your self the disappointment

I’m from Dallas and idk to hear a DJ say all night y’all ain’t throwing no money . Maybe the girls should actually dance instead of stand around. It’s also super crowded .

If you’re a tourist, avoid this club . But if you’re an avid traveler and want to get away from the tourist traps, and be around some real local people , with real local culture, and embrace you with the same energy you come with. If you happen to be on some snooty ish, u probably will be sent on your way!

They have promoters scamming people and charging crazy prices for sections and would not give us our money back. The strippers were rude and bumping customers hope they get shut down

Worst place of business. security guards are absolutely rude and harass normal people. I can’t believe this place , worst place to go, would not recommend.

Don’t go to this place. They support a known animal abuser named Keevonna CAnte Wilson. Look her name up on the internet and you will see her mugshot. Hundreds of people have been telling his place to fire Keevonna for her actions but evidently they do not care.

This is by far the MOST HORRIBLE PLACE IN THE 305 AREA CODE PLEASE PEOPLE DONT GO HERE SECURITY IS VERY RUDE AND THEY WILL OPEN FIRE ONU FOR NO REASON SO PLEASE DONT GO HERE SAVE YOURSELF THE MISEEY OF BEING ROB OR KILLED BY FAR TE WORST PLACE IN FLORIDA TO GO PLEASEE DONT GO HERE IF U WANT TO SEEE YOUR FUTURE...THE SECURITY IS DOWN WITH THE ROBBERS so dont go here go to toostise or cheetah

Called repeatedly because I left my Versace glasses and they never answered the phone for me to retrieve them.

Food was delicious.. place was boring! The dancers doesn’t come around.I don’t think I’ll go back again, but I would definitely go back for the food.

It was early, like before 9 and it was GRRREAT!! Skrippers dancing on dudes left and right, dancing on the poles and getting naked as they danced. Im definitely going back soon.. 🙋💸💸💸😍😍😏😏

Went there last night for halloween, bartender in the back near the kitchen had an attitude for no reason, how can you be ugly and rude? SMH! Food was good tho

Ion like how someone hit my car in the parking lot and pulled off while I was in the club . I didn’t notice until next morning It was dark back there

The owner is disgusting for hosting the evil animal abuser Keevona Cuntie Wilson after she was charged for beating her tiny puppy on video! I hope someone named Karma finds her in the club...

I swear they have some beautiful ladies dancing inside and the dj playing the music is always energetic.Youtube: OffsureInstagram: @qwizrichards

According to the *OFTEN UPDATED* Instagram page, theyre hiring. Went there to speak to the manager who was EXTREMELY RUDE and was told they werent hiring for any positions. After that encounter, I wouldnt suggest anyone work here.

Once in a life time experience totally awesome got a chance to party with Lil Scrappy for just a little bit not so long but still awesome very beautiful woman.

Small and the strippers are EXTREMELY money hungry and they wont even try to dance for the money they just do a little bit and tell you dont be stingy!!! Smh never going there again ewwwww

I went to this club and was embarrassed I came all the way from Michigan to enjoy myself security was very inappropriate and made me and my husband feel so violated there service was terrible I don’t recommend anyone going here and the dancers smelt terrible

The best night club everrr!!! Poor Boys Grill has the best Eggrolls in their kitchen.

Im from Philadelphia and this was my first trip to miami...i decided to visit this place as we were passing by...i didnt know it was a strip club...long story short a fight broke out between some guys and I got trampled over!!!...ruined my clothes...bruises everywhere!...NEVER AGAIN...I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN IT WAS A PROBLEM FROM THE ARMED GUARDS WITH RIFLES AND WHAT NOT!😠

MY FAVORITE BOOTTY CLUB IN MIAMI …great music ,great food,beautiful females ,and the vibes never let me down …The oooooooooO ✊🏽💯

This club was swoll and thick as hell, I had a blast definitely coming back to it when im in town. And they had them bad babes all up and thru there!!!!

Place is trash don’t recommend going places like this Bro honestly don’t eat if you go by there then you’re down bad The bouncy shoes raggedy everything is just trash bag one out of 10 and it’s in the Hood

Its a gud club always litt lil small but it is got nice girls nice bartenders an the music stay litt

1st of all I couldnt carry my very nice bag in the club I had 2 leave it my the car changing my car gettin broken into I was wit a group so I stayed but once inside its small & some of the dancers well cool I plan 2 go back next time Im n town this time I know I cant flex my big bag I save tht 4 #KOD

Damn good club....girls wirking it the old school way.......words from strip club person out atlanta ga.....not too expensive both drinks and dances

$50 to get in super small no place to sit

They say you can’t take it all with you so I for damn sure I had me a good time!

They charging $20 for those stacks of $100. Only gave me $80 (i counted) and lied to my face telling me its $100.

I didn’t even make it in, security was so rude!!!! Claimed he was gone “EMBARRASS” us so he started yelling telling us to leave.

Office Miami one of the best strip clubs in Miami with no comparisons especially Sunday night the whole city come out!!

Boring! The strippers just hang out and not entertaining at all. Theyre sitting more than working.

Club was great music selection is great.coming back for more drinks soon. Now time to go home

Dont go to this bar, they ask 20$ for cover and when we entered there where no one dancing. I was compelled to ask for a dancer on the scene.

Everyone Loves The Office Miami Gentlemen’s Club

They have the best sweet garlic wings on this side of the Mississippi🤤🤤🤤

This place was horrible $20 a person to get in and $16 a drink and the drinks are in 8oz cups the entertainment was horrible and staff was not friendly at all.

They employ animal abusers, boycott this place until Keevonna Wilson is fired. She is a monster

I had the worst experience of my LIFE I’ve never been treated as such would not recommend EVER!

Omg yes!!! I never seen that many quality strippers in one place in my life.

I will stick with Vegas Cabrera all day....smh yal stats falling of like an aids a patient....

Nice experience it definitely was some nice thick joints in there...

Were sick of catching the bullets fired from your parking lot. Signed, the neighbors.

About as big as a storage closet but it definitely does the job.

Over priced, over crowded, will never attend again ! There are better places

Enjoyed my time here.

They think it’s okay it keep animal abusers as employees. Disgusting.

Was treated well by staff , had a good time, no complaints

Birthday on smash. Great host n prometers... Love

Love the office , the best place to be in miami 💗

Simply the best strip club in the state of Florida..

Just a really good place, love it ❤

Good SC, had a great time and staff was helpful!!!

I didn’t enjoy it like i wanted too. And it was too small.

Best Strip Club In Miami

I had a great time. I will be back again

One of the greatest and cosistant clubs in the nation.

Friendly dancers !! Great atmosphere

Basic dancers. Not worth $25.

Absolutely wack and expensive to get in

This place is a whole mess

Very small club, not enough diversity

I was pepper sprayed by a bouncer and kidnapped here

The place too small no room 🤦

Everyone here is really professional and respectful

Not a fun experience at all

Love it

This place should be out of business by now

Ghetto as hell. . .....unsafe....unfriendly....

Will definitely be back

Dont be white and go..

Great night club

Love this place.

RNF