The House Night Club

The AC was not blowing on the upstairs. $450 for bottle of Hennessy and a table! No vibe but played current music! Girls work hard. Nothing or no one stood out! Only name I remember is Miami....b/c she started with a private Dance wearing sparkle pasties and g-string and finished in her birthday suite... She made one of our ppl fall in love! (IN MY T-PAIN VOICE). Customer service was good. Definitely a mix of ppl and ages!

I had a ball. The spot was wonderful. Will definitely go again next time in DC.

Paid $40 per person to get in, $25 for coconut rum and pineapple juice and the strippers were completely unattractive. I was looking for one to throw money on and walked out of there will all my 1s in hand. First time thats ever hhappened. They had the JV squad in there last night.

I have such mixed emotions about this place. The dancers are great, but it is a waste because the club is so mismanaged and is not suitable for professionals. It has been a DC staple that I have visited since I was in college and it was still called the Penthouse. The women are brown, beautiful, fit, and, over the years, the dancers have become increasingly female and couple friendly.However, it isnt the best choice for professionals, celebrities, politicians or public figures. They take pictures and videos of attendees and post them on their IG page without seeking customers permission. My suggestion for this club is to have a private VIP area where you buy a bottle, dont have to pay a cover and pictures and videos are not allowed.The door policies are also BEYOND shady. The rarely advertise the cover charge because they make it up on the spot. If you talk to other people you will find out you were all charged different covers. Like the reviewer below said, it is not uncommon for them to hike up the cover on slow nights or right before they close. That only takes money out of the dancers pockets and is the reason why this club always has 30 dudes sitting in the back not trying to tip. They should eliminate the cover, make better drinks and make their money by charging more for them.Bottomline is that this club is a hood spot gem that hasnt really grown as DCs black population has DEFINITELY grown.

I NEVER have a bad time here! My all-time FAVORITE gentlemans club! I dont recommend the private dances...the BEST experience is on the main floor (3 stages). Some of the most beautiful and friendly dancers you will ever find! My fellow gentlemen...TIP THEM!!!

I have been here 100 times and each time feels like the first time. There’s always new girls there, and they all have the same agenda...MAKE SURE THEY SHOW YOU A GOOD TIME. All the girls are gorgeous, dresses well, and they put on a show. My favorite girl is Juicy and if you’ve seen her perform before then you know it’s for obvious reasons, but if you haven’t get there ASAP any Friday or Saturday, and enjoy the show. There’s always about 30 girls there working the weekend days so you have a lot to choose from. The drinks were a little high, but the hands that pour are heavy. I am here tonight, on a Thursday, just passing by, and wasn’t aware that it’s $3 Thursday’s, so all drinks are $3 tonight. Bottom line this place is all purpose when hanging out with your boys, or date night with your lady (my ole lady comes sometimes with her girlfriends).

This is my last time at this club. We were told the cover was $40 ($20 each) and then we got there and the door person said $20 each, but some guy came out and said it was, actually, $40 each. We asked for a lap dance. The dancer said it was $20 and to get a stamp at the bar. The bar said it was $50. The dancer said, No, $20 but you have to get a stamp. We left. We only spent 1/3 of the money we planned to. Had they not been hella shady they would have got their $50 and thensome.

Came here years ago and was cool with paying the drink minimum. Now they want a $25 cover and a THREE DRINK minimum and it’s 8:00pm on a Thursday. You talking spending $55 without even tipping a lady for a dance. Don’t even want to think about what they charge on Friday/Saturday. I had to bail. Im sure the ladies are still top notch but I couldn’t pay it.

If youre into black women, this is where you should be at. I am still blown away at the service at this strip club. Its only a $20 cover charge with a two-drink minimum. They dont pressure you to tip the strippers. All of the women have amazing bodies. ALL of them. Literally my first time in a strip club where every single woman looks amazing. And I only saw one woman who had cosmetic surgery, but she looked really good. The rest of the women were all natural. No big fake booties with mismatch thighs. Just beautiful chocolate, caramel and toffee colored skin everywhere. One woman took the time to shake everyones hands after her performance. The women genuinely seemed to be enjoying themselves, joking with one another and dancing on one another. I felt like we were lounging at their home. Theyre fully nude as well, and you can touch them. The club is in the middle of a yuppie side of town so you feel very safe. Lastly, think of every amazing hip hop song thats perfect for the strip club. Thats all the DJ played, and hes super funny. Its like I found Atlantis. Unreal.

This place is amazing, the turn up is real. $20 cover, so if u have a prob w that, dont come cuz ur too broke to even be at a strip club. Women are amazing, staff who cares, the women are AMAZING I SAID.. Lol.. Staff is great as well, if u have a prob with this place ur a racist or u just dont like women. PERIOD.. I see some of these low star counts and Im like your a damn lie, this place is legit.. ✌🏽

The girls were Gorgeous!! There bodies were amazing…. It was a little pricey But you get what you pay for!! We will be coming back Again..If your in the city looking for the baddies THEY ARE HERE😍

Not worth it. It’s a $25 cover. Drinks are expensive and the dancers aren’t that friendly. Secrets up the street only charges $10 with cheap strong drinks and the same caliber of dancers. I try to support black owned businesses and then they pull this Bull. It’s sad.

Was there on Friday April 20th having a great time drinking and tippin when a young lady, NOT A CLUB DANCER, jumped on stage stripped out of her clothes and gave a drunken performance, IT WAS GREAT!!! Maybe they should start a amateur contest once a month!!!

Had a great experience here. The bouncers, bartenders were very professional and respectful. The dancers were also very good, and friendly. Great job House!

Called prior to coming and confirmed that they closed at 4am for Memorial Day weekend. Showed up at 1am, paid $40 per person and they closed early at 2am. The music also sucked.

I love my beautiful black women. My evening there was amazing. I plan on making a trip up there to spoil & enjoy those beautiful ladies..

Top five in the US.. and I live in Vegas this spot was more then lit and the women are appreciative.. Ive been to KOD and many other but DC got a win with this one

I love the place I go every year for my birthday and Im treated like a king, the women are beautiful with great bodies. The staff is friendly and nice, I come from Ohio and party in THE HOUSE.

Great club. Tony at the door is top notch. Talent is amazing. You won’t be disappointed. Get there if you can and take a friend.

If your into black women this is the place to be I’m telling yeah they got them all dark, brown, and light skin with a phat ass definitely going back for sure.

We were told on the phone the cover was $20. When we got there they said the cover was $40 each person. When we walked out they tried to lower the price to $20. Super shady!

Showed up n dey showed out I luv it here made nc n sc look sick 💪🏾🤞🏾♥️♥️♥️

I had a great time here. Went for friends birthday and it was way better than expected. Definitely coming back!

1st time there had a great experience for my bday turn up was real definitely goin back

Traditional urban strip club . Very nice set up for its location and the strippers have amazing bodies . Bar is very tight and inconvenient to reach .

My husband and I love coming here ladies are nice and pleasant an smelling good is always a plus

The girls are fine especially Celebrity. $3 drink Thursday.

This listing is completely straight, and should not be featured in DCs LGBT highlights.

I’ve been to other clubs in the area the house is hands down the best gentleman’s club around

Nice club but be prepared to wait 1 1/2 hours for the hiring manager to come in finally

I was redirected to this club from Fuego, the girls are nowhere near as pretty and the security are absolutely unprofessional.

I had a blast. This is the best club in DMV

Women beautiful very nice maners only bad point no touching on the floor aloud in the VIP

Great place to party dancers are friendly with great bodies.

One of the best place I have ever been too.

Nice and neat place. I was not disappointed the day I went there

Cap!! I love it there!! Nothing but baddies 😍

Excellent place great apps.

Lady good

The truth is all I have to say

The legend continues

Its great