Green Pastures Still Waters

I live in DC and get massages fairly often. With family still in the Buffalo area I am home 2-3 times per year and I never let a visit go by without seeing Laura. She is hands down the best massage I’ve ever had and very reasonably priced. I can’t recommend her highly enough.

I got a massage here in 2020 and am only now leaving a review because all these years later, I’m still upset I spent my money on this massage. It was truly the worst massage and worst environment I have ever encountered during a massage. The woman was playing YouTube off her phone with ads coming on constantly, which was incredibly unprofessional and distracting. The massage itself was horrible. She claimed to be able to do deep tissue massage but she spent two hours rubbing circles on my skin, never once putting anything close to an appropriate amount of pressure even when asked repeatedly. She kept pressing her body into mine and I was very uncomfortable with that. She was taking my limbs and jiggling them around chaotically. Nothing about this experience was peaceful or relieving and all these years later, I still shudder at the thought of this awful experience.

Absolutely amazing. Ive been to many big name places around Buffalo and a few one off LMTs but Laura is by far the best. Really cozy place right on the Hertel Strip, will be back.