Bare Assets Melbourne

Updated: management took my concerns seriously and got rid of some of the problematic dancers. Been a few times afterwards and genuinely say its a much better experience.Been a few times on requests of friends, usually have an ok time. Slightly overpriced drinks but what do you expect for the venue. Usually a decent experience.However...Recently had a friend of mine have his money stolen by some of the girls working there. He had went on our recommendation, and he had two girls named Amore and Jasmine prey on him until he was to drunk and they removed 900$ from his bank account right from his phone to their accounts.Ive since stopped going, management wont talk to me about it, and Ive been referring people away. I get its a riske night club for the content, but straight up theft from your patrons is something I cant condone.Not cool.

Love this place. Great variety of women. Have steady rotation of dancers. Drink and dance prices reasonable for the area.

I love this club!! Women are super gorgeous and they love the gentlemen that tips 😘 support baby! love this club !

I was to meet a friend there we are new in town we went in the door I’m a single good looking well dressed woman walk in the manager w a cowboy hat ushers me and my girlfriend out the door quickly said you can’t come in here.Have you been drinking I said what I don’t even drink you seem unstable you can’t come in here… what?? I don’t think he wanted us in there because we were beautiful🔥 It was a dive bar anyway, full of smoke, nasty looking women, it was just disgusting.:((( We would’ve just turned around and walked out anyway.I thought it was a classy club. 🤮

Went few times management very polite and professional. All ladies very polite and very patient. Will continue to go back.

Best afternoon I’ve had in years! The best looking day shift I’ve ever seen. EVER! Not just locally. Very impressed. And what was more impressive were the eyes on the cocktail waitress. Not normally something I notice with everything else to look at but they were stunning. I didn’t get her name but she said she works every Thursday & Friday so I’ll be back. Drinks were great and Food truck wasn’t too bad on the way out either. Definitely recommend

Professional staff. Great prices. Great prices for dances. Topless only, bottomless prohibited in Brevard so there’s no choice. Bouncers are swift and many are ex-military. If you want a dance from a specific girl then call her over and she’ll be happy to provide. Not enough people tip the women on stage tho!!! Free shows are only free to YOU, those women are doing manual labor on stage for free! Unacceptable gentleman! Act like gentlemen and tip the women on stage who might have stage fright and you make it worse by just slack jaw staring!

So my best friend and I took my brother here for his birthday. Our waitress Rachel was Stunning and so sweet. The dancer Maxine was so sweet. Drinks were good as well. Thank you all for a great first impression and giving my brother an amazing time!

So this was my first time at this club heard good things about it. But for my first time tonight I was disappointed. The girls were amazing but Natalie offered me a dance witch I said yes to told her I only can afford 1 dance cuz I was working with 35$ so I spent the 20$ for a nice dance and had plans for a drink but when the song was over and the 2nd song kicked in Natalie didnt stop and charged me for a 2nd dance when I only wanted one Saying I owe $5 😡 didnt even stop to ask if I wanted a 2nd one she just kept going then escorts me to the door. Never again will I come to this club again very disappointed and worst 45$ spent. Wanna go to a nice strip club go to cheaters in cocoa beach. Cuz screw this place 😡

This is about my 5th time here over the past couple of years and it has just hit rock bottom. Not sure if there are new managers or what but the dancers are just so lackluster. Most of them are just sitting around with their boyfriends drinking and smoking. This is very much a local yocal kind of place. So its not all that fun if you are not on a first name basis with the dancers (which I am not). Stopped at the ATM before I got their but had no opportunity to spend it. On a positive note, the waitresses did a great job. Very easy to get a drink and great service. Unfortunately its a strip club and they are not very good at it.Ill mention this was a Saturday night, not lunchtime on a Tuesday.

Very small club private room is not private at all. Dancers and waitresses were good looking waitresses were better looking tho. The biggest complaint is the attitudes the girls have I got a lap dance and tip her a 20 even tho it wasnt the best and when I handed her the money she literally ran away and never even came to sit and thank me. The girls seemed more occupied with someone who looked like he was the manager or owner. Also the beer is expensive af Ive never paid 5 for a beer.i would not recommend and will not go back

Raina is very kind and social and very gorgeous and a great dancer if you cant afford another dance she will work with you . very beautiful British girl looking forward to coming back.

This gentlemans club was ok. They played a variety of music. There was a few different nationality of woman and All body sizes. I went there with my husband and felt a bit unacknowledged. We were tipping the ladies on stage so im not sure why the didnt approach us. Left with $340 after buying drinks and tipping the ladies on stage. Could be more couple frinedly. Drinks were good and 2am means 1:55am .

Fantastic club. The managers, staff and everyone were friendly, checked-in on me regularly, and made sure I had what I wanted. With any club, you get girls that are meh, but at Bare Assets, 90% of the girls were amazing. They treat them well, and it is a great environment. Lots of regulars who come back simply because of how amazing everyone is. Too bad some people had a negative experience ... maybe they dont understand how clubs operate. Ill be back for sure.

One of the better clubs Ive been too. Lots of hot clean girls! Make sure you bring lots of cash!!!

When you guys about to turn 21 and thinking about going to Bare Club don’t go there. I got robbed lost my wallet couple times. When I was in the front desk giving my credit card to the nice staff lady $10 to get in the club there was a guy next to me saw my PIN number. When I lost my wallet the guy found it use the ATM take out a lot of money out of my account. And he put it in the VIP room when worker found got my wallet back. I called my bank and file a report on Bare Assets Melbourne Club West Melbourne.

Club itself isn’t bad, a bit small but the girls are hit or miss. Be careful when getting a dance, they’ll try to “talk” and then charge for another dance. Not all are that way I’msure but it definitely felt scammy to me. Wouldn’t recommend

WOW I really do not get the negative comments. I went there this past Friday April the 18th 2014 night and had one of the best nights ever in a gentlemens club this club has sooo much energy the dj was killing it he had EVERYONE in the place up and enjoying themselves and thats not even the best part. They had at least 30 girls dancing and of which 25 of them were hot and the other 5 were not bad but just not up to par with the rest. The waitress staff were all very attractive and quick with getting our drinks and very friendly. I will 100% be returning to this club the next time I am in Melbourne what a great time and I never write reviews but I had to give this place the 5 stars it so deserved. thank you to the staff at Bare Assets for making my visit unforgettable.

Great staff 👍The girls are very professional 👏Definitely an establishment that I would come back to for a good time or even watching sporting events. Definitely 5 stars in my book probably the best adult entertainment staff in the treasure coast.

Me and the wife was down from Jax and wanted to stop in. (Heard they was good) the lady’s were fun, cute, and wonderful, however we went over the cash we had and was heading to the atm to get money out. One of the girls told us to go to the bar and get fun money. It can be used for dances and for stage money but not for the bar. I told them I only wanted 60$ but they said you can only get $100’s. So I did the 100 but it cost me $9 for fun money and it can only be used that day of purchase (found that out a few days later) DO NOT DO FUN MONEY!!!!! The atm was only a $1 more and it’s cash, not fake money that they did not tell me about. No I was not drunk only order 1 beer

Had an great time one of the girls Kindra was great she kept my presence low key.. Very professional she belongs in a high end club vary beautiful an great personality.. Shes a great asset to your club an I will definitely be back for sure....

Raina great conversation great company amazing dancer definitely recommend her! Super sweet it was my first time and I will definitely be coming back!

Small club.Good drink bartender(Tiffany) did well.Women varied.Not pushy for dances.Specials for dances about once an hour.Only one room for dances. Close quarters at that.

Friendly staff, even better atmosphere. Vera, one of the wait staff whent above and beyond to make the night awesome. All the girls were great. Make it a stop, you will not regret it.

Decent girls (sometimes), salty bartender if you aren’t a regular there...cough *kat*DJ rarely will play a song request. Lap dance area is awkward.5/10

Horrible!!! this place has gone downhill. Place was a mess inside chairs laying all over the place no structure definitely a management issue. Girls talked about drugs constantly at thats all they talked about. even though they had pretty girls they also had huge girls didint understand the reason why you would do that with lots of girls. Young wanna be thug crowd. Wont be going for awhile thats for sure

What a $hithole! Fat girls and i dont mean thick i mean ROLLS! I went daytime and this one nasty skank Nita kept hounding me for $ non stop even after i nicely let her know i wasnt interested. This girl eas disgusting guys and she was par for course for club. Jacked up teeth stunk of smoke sounds retarded when she speaks roll after roll after roll.. shoulda hung up the heels about a decade ago. Keep away guys its a trash club w trash girls who just ask for drugs and $ every minute...

Best Club in Melbourne. Well all of brevard county actually. Vera the waitress is just…. WOW! You have to see for yourself.

Good girls, decent bar, and good size stage for such a small place. Only complaint is that the private rooms arent exactly the most private place. Everything is done on a per song basis.

Drinks were great, glad to see Divines debut. Sorry you walked out, I was there for one day. But, was gonna spend much more!!!

WATCH YOUR MONEY, I got change and it was $5.00 short! I never used a few $100.00 stacks and they were all $5.00 short, it’s not a lot of money.. until you think about how many people get change in a nite!!!

An absolute pleasure being booked at Bare Assets this weekend. The staff and girls were so sweet. Management was friendly and knew their club and clientele. One of my favs.

This is the best club in Melbourne! I go there to see an amazing girl named Molly! She is so sweet.

Got one of their $30 specials last night. Got two dances each for me and my buddy, should of been $60. They ended up charging me $120, spent over $200 in less than an hour. **Wont be going back to that place**. Ill try Red Leopard next time.

All in all a really awesome experience I must be out of touch because private dances cost a hell of a lot more than they used to but I had a good time a great time I most certainly will be back

Glad they called the cops on a drunk client. The officer told me they called up after a guy refused a cab, and they followed him home until he crashed. I just wish the cops pulled him over before he hit my neighbors mailbox and my trash cans spewing garbage everywhere.

Went there when I woke up next day I Had All my rings all my Cards Thank you Ladies and Management,....and the Best thing if all no pic of me Yassss

Customer service as far as the bouncers and the staff is concerned are the worst!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I recommend you save your time and money. I will be filing a complaint shortly if the GM Ed, cant resolve my issue!

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Cute sexy girls really love the place u guys should go and check it out best lap dances

Beautiful entertainers and waitresses! A very small club, okay stage, and a private area that is pretty open.

Great place, I had no problems and met some very nice ladies!

Had a blast with my girl. Got a private dance and the dancer focused primarily on my girlfriend. I had a blast

Not worth it. The dancers are crusty any guy spending money in there is desperate and down bad.

Don’t trust this club!!!! I paid my house and the Dj pocketed my money and told management I didnt pay. Really shady!!!

If she ask u do u want me to keep going? Say nojust want a pool table at all of them?!

Raina I recommend seeing her in their she’s amazing 🤩

Fat over the hills girls on day shift.Go after 7 and there are a few cuties very few

I HATED THIS PLACE WORSE PLACE TO EVER GO TO. A WASTE OF MY 5$. Please PEOPLE DONT EVER COME DANCERS SUCK LOOK LIKE THEY ON CRACK. WAITRESSES ARE RUDEE. NEVER AGAIN. WORSE EXPERIENCE EVER.

Nice variety of girls , good music full bar and full friction dances

Always have a good time here and enjoy the experience. Try the green tea or the white tea!

Relaxed atmosphere

The bare essentials lol

Great food and very laid back, worth eating and finishing with the Cuban coffee

Steve is a lousy dj, the one who works at night once or twice a week , very rude and disrespectful ! I will not come back on his shifts ever

Great place I love it always have a great time and very friendly staff.

I am headed there, Any tips? Best Dancers?

Disgusting place, drug dealers hang out & hookers in club

Hard to get a drink other than that its good time to be had

Real nice really nice girls for a small place

I had the best time last night

Need a Dj figure I check!!

Not worth the time

Great club.

Trashy off