Club Femme Nu

1673 Kapiolani Blvd, Honolulu, HI 96814, United States
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Ja
Review №1

The dancers at this club were down to earth and cool to chat with. That was the only plus. The owner was a see you next Tuesday. We came on vacation and wanted a good time. Turned out to be the exact opposite. Drinks were exceptionally more expensive then they should have ever been which is whatever but when you are demanded to pay a cover before you even pay for a private.. after a cover was already paid to get in.... i said, nope. Id rather hang with the transient guy outside. Seriously. Avoid at all costs, unless getting a BJ is the cover. Even that might be sketch. Proceed with the utmost caution.

Ri
Review №2

Seems like all the good reviews are bot comments. From what I can tell this is a shady place that overcharges and steals.. not hiding it either pretty harsh from what it looks like. Guess that’s some peoples taste? How is a bar or club like this still open?

Cu
Review №3

The worst club Ive ever been to. No Dancers were even there! How do you go to a gentlemans club where theres no dancers?? I Dont remember anything after my third drink. The only thing I remember is waking up without a car and credit card charges over 2G. Bartender was super cool but the Asian woman mama, who is the owner was very pushy and very aggressive! Would never recommend this place ever.

Se
Review №4

The old Asian woman who owns the place literally barged in on me IN THE BATHROOM STALL to demand how I was going to audition for her (btw, I came as a patron/customer, not a performer and was NOT AUDITIONING) and then when I confronted her about it by very politely informing her that thats not a very healthy way of handling customers, she kicked me out literally saying she didnt like MY energy basically regurgitating what I said to her 10 minutes ago. The dancers were amazing, 10/10, management -5/10

CO
Review №5

The management is horrible, the puff mummy is rude and doesnt care about clients. They dont give you time to finish your drink (especially when they sell it to you 2 mins before closing). Beyonce was engaging and the closest to customer service skills expectations. The barman was kind as well, despite the horrible management, he was nice.

Pa
Review №6

Used to be one of Honolulus top clubs for some of the prettiest finest stage dancers anywhere in the world. Females of all races with very nice bodies and mostly young 20+ dancers. Friendly club with a safe environment with great drinks, wait service, door check security and a well known community owner. A very small cover entry charge & no cameras or cel phone photo shots. One of the best remaining Dance Club Nude Spots on Kapiolani Blvd. and on Oahu Island. A prefferred Customer since 1987 - 2011.

Mi
Review №7

I think the place has a really great vibe, but the only reason I was turned off by the place was by this heavy set red head with a southern accent. She was clearly out of her element and not meant for the place, she was clearly overweight which is fine just not there and her personality was trashy and not in the good way. They would do themselves justice and a great service to future customers to not have her there. Also did I mention she has massive armpit hair....seriously gross. Hey club female nu do yourselves a favor and dump that one.

Ro
Review №8

It was one of the worst experiences that i have had at a gentlemans club. The girls only wanted was ladies drinks. Only a handfull of girls were dancing. Management is trying to make it more of a hostess bar than a gentlemans club! Im very disappointed! Its not what it once wasTthe top gentlemans club in hawaii.

Jo
Review №9

This is one of the shadiest places i’ve ever been to in my life. There are serious issues between management and the girls. Management will pressure you to take a girl “upstairs” if you’re sitting and having a chat with them. I said no to that, and “mama” as they all call her mumbled about how I should leave. You can tell a lot of the girls are scared of her.Also, every drink you buy? Yeah, you’re buying one for a girl. And every time? It’ll be a vodka cran. and it will always be $40 for their drink alone. So with my gin and tonic the total came to $48. I gave “mama” 60, and when she came back with the drinks she had no change. I asked her where it was and she just stared at me and said she would go get it. Never came back to my table.I was also accused of “cheating” the owner by trying to not buy drinks for the girls?! Apparently it’s an unspoken rule that you have to buy a girl a drink whenever you buy one yourself. I was not aware of this, but the older asian man bartending continued to berate me. Then I looked at the bill, and back at him. $400. You’re accusing me of being cheap and i’m dropping $400 in your business within 45 minutes? I gave him a very solid understanding of how the world works, and how if I wasn’t such a nice guy, he would’ve been knocked out for the way he was talking to me. These people are crazy. Stay the hell away from here.

A
Review №10

Bad place. this place runs off scamming people, ive been to shady places before but they are so money hungry here they cant even hide it for a minute. multiple not agreed to overcharges/duplicate charges discovered next day. $10 cover to nearly empty place, zero girls dancing. first girl tries to scam me for a $40 shot within seconds after i sit down. private session, too expensive (they try to tack on hidden tips too) they talk a lot and barely dance and then cut it short almost immediately if they cant get you to keep buying. its just upcharge after upcharge. my bank account regrets me going here.

Du
Review №11

There are girls dancing onstage now, but the club has fallen far from its glory days on the mid-90s.I recently visited on a Saturday night and it’s depressing how slow it was, compared to other clubs in the area. While the final measure would actually be how much money the girls were making, there weren’t a lot of customers in the club when I last visited. It felt more like a Wednesday night than a Saturday when I was there.The current hours of operation are from 4:00pm to 2:00am and the door charge is 10 dollars, which includes your first drink.Femme Nu is not active on social media, unlike its competitors. Following them on Instagram, Twitter, etc seems to be a waste of time.

An
Review №12

I wasn’t crazy about this club. I try to sit and have a drink so I can watch these girls dance but bartenders kept asking move away. Some of these girl will ask you to give more money and then do nothing. So they just take the money.All these girls care is money and nothing else. I will never comeback.

Je
Review №13

So since everythings shut down early where does everyone go to meet for a drink? Dont go here! They will overcharge you and not tell you they arent dancing. They said we should have seen the sign. Their sign is lit up stating nightly strip show and there was NONE! Girls inside looking like they were working but not the dancing type. I seen more T & A at the beach. This place deserves a negative review.

Ca
Review №14

A variety of lovely ladies, this club is for the sophisticated, those who know what they want and the girl they want to spend their time and money with.I recommend this club to those who want a long and intimate time with their favorite girl.

An
Review №15

I am not the type of person to hang around in a strip club. But Ive had the best times of my life here with friends. The owner is a nice lady, got me Korean food a number of times and treated me very well. This is my favorite bar in Honolulu

Ti
Review №16

I stop by there last night cover was $10 not bad but when you get in there it smells and none of the girls were dancing they were sitting around talking to each other .I sat around for 15 minutes thinking that the girl that was sitting on the stage was going to start dancing but she just sat there talking to a customer . would avoid this place

Ed
Review №17

This place will rip you off, and its way too expensive, just to buy a drink for a woman to sit with you if 40 dollars. She drinks it then 2 minutes later if you dont buy here another one or lap dance she leaves. A lap dance in a private room is 300 per song, what a rip off!!! There are better gentlemen clubs in Pearl City!

Jo
Review №18

This place is super shady. They will legit hustle you and charge way more on your card than you ordered, and if you rebuke the charges, you just get threatened to be kicked out. Club Rock-za seemed way more trustworthy. Avoid this place at all costs.

Ka
Review №19

Super sketchy place. We opted out after a $10 cover charge for an empty bar essentially was demanded. Didnt see any ladies dancing. Head down the road 1 block and go to ballerinas

Tr
Review №20

Paid for a lap dance in the private area and she talked for 2 min and left barely danced. Theres no real dancing going on at all just women asking for drinks minimal dancing

St
Review №21

Worst management and customer service ever. Owner was VERY rude, basically assaulted my friend in the bathroom while she was peeing, screamed at us, etc

Ju
Review №22

Wife and I went there and the women were awesome, only negative was the old lady yelling at them for giving me a lap dance with my wife .

an
Review №23

Went here with my friends, everyone was friendly and nice. Super laid back nice place to chill for sure

st
Review №24

Nice dancers and cool bartenders. Like this place.

Je
Review №25

The worst scam in the island. If I were you turn back now. Cover charge with no dancers.

Ja
Review №26

Money hungry thieves. They charge your card more than they agree to verbally. The authorities have been notified.

Om
Review №27

I stopped in for 2 beers & it was OK. Mostly Babes

ka
Review №28

I tried to call in, but they hung up immediately. horrible customer service

An
Review №29

Lame, lamest, lamestest, chicks with no heels and no attitude, the mama scolded one and she talked back, uninterested, I feel bad for the dudes of the island :( Avoid at all costs!

Ca
Review №30

Terrible strip club no one even danced for an hr an paid 10$ to get in...

Ch
Review №31

I didn’t listen to the reviews and paid the price for nothing

Co
Review №32

These reviews are all true

Ka
Review №33

Dont go to this club period!!!

Ja
Review №34

Run far away from this place

An
Review №35

Scammers. Dont go here.

Ro
Review №36

As shady as it gets

Th
Review №37

👍🏽

Sh
Review №38

Miss you guys

Ba
Review №39

S is super cool s is good who builds buildings like that we need to do more

Po
Review №40

😳😳

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  • Address:1673 Kapiolani Blvd, Honolulu, HI 96814, United States
  • Site:https://clubfemmenu.com/
  • Phone:+1 808-947-3444
Working hours
  • Monday:2 PM–2 AM
  • Tuesday:2 PM–2 AM
  • Wednesday:2 PM–2 AM
  • Thursday:2 PM–2 AM
  • Friday:2 PM–2 AM
  • Saturday:2 PM–2 AM
  • Sunday:2 PM–2 AM
From the business
  • Identifies as women-owned:Yes
Accessibility
  • Wheelchair-accessible car park:Yes
  • Wheelchair-accessible entrance:Yes
Amenities
  • Bar on site:Yes
Crowd
  • LGBTQ+ friendly:Yes
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