Do Not Sit On The Furniture

Heard great things about this place, but I wouldnt bother coming here. The cover to get in was $60 which was much cheaper than than other clubs, but not worth it. This place is super tiny, the DJ was terrible and so were the drinks. The only cool thing was the ceiling design and fog. The only entertaining thing about this place was the bouncer and hostess.

Awesome place to dance all night, great curated DJs always high calibar talent. Really cool decor and lights. Sound system is super clear and clean bass. Friendly atmosphere with others. Buy tickets ahead of time to save!

Good sound. Nice place overall.Prices are way too high. I wonder if they pay their employees as much per hour as a single drink costs here? ($36). It is a shame really, because this could be a great club. I get that you might want to control the amount of people coming in, but this was a Wednesday night. It was not packed.

Last Saturday was one of the best party ever! The vibe was so powerful. High-quality non-ordinary music from Ukrainian DJ offered in a best way to enjoy the night and learn something new. Definitely will come again for events like that one

Might be the best club in Miami, *if* you are into the burner scene. Vibes are heavily tailored to those looking for an alternative clubbing scene in Miami (think House of Yes in Brooklyn on a burn night). Obviously mileage will vary based on the DJ, but wouldn’t come here expecting top 100 stuff. THAT’S THE POINT!! :) Come here to dance to awesome, eclectic music, and be in the scene it’s going for. Been to LIV, Eleven, Space, and this is my favorite spot. Small, intimate, great music, highly recommend.

A friend purchased tickets for us to see Newman. It was my first time there and while I had nice time, I was a little bummed that I was not able to actually see how he was mixing the music which is one of the things I love the most about live DJ sets.I did enjoy that I was able to watch from different angles. If youre petite like I am, you can get a better view through the glass pane on the right side of the stage and go see JUAN, the bartender!!! Hes friendly with prompt service and a great mixologist.Its a very intimate club, but they have a decent size section for VIP and theres a fun outdoors area with seating and has some local artists selling jewelry, clothing, etc.Overall, good time, but I likely will only be back if in VIP again.

We have been frequent in DNS for over 2 years now. One of the best and authentic clubs in Miami. If you want to be yourself and hear some of the best DJs this is the place to be. Great Ambience, great people and service. They offer outside seating for people to chill and talk. If you want to dance inside is the place to be.

The Very Late Date Place is a nightclub that truly comes alive late at night. If you must go there, make sure its a very late night as nothing really happens until after 11:30 PM. They have great dance music, and the DJ does his best to keep everyone moving and off the furniture. Just remember, don’t sit on the furniture!

My favorite night club over south Florida. Acoustics and music is the greatest thing here. Another good thing that they got patio where you can take a break and talk with other people. Most night clubs around is about Pathos, this place all about chill, dance, enjoy, music and magic ) !!!

Great atmosphere and music. Unfortunately the bar tenders are extremely rude and not friendly (wasn’t even a busy night) also 2 shots of tequila was $62USD. There is no re-entry. It was such a cool space, too bad it was so over priced and we didn’t feel welcome.

I had such a fun time! The security was super friendly and the staff was welcoming. The atmosphere and music was such a vibe. Shelby was a fantastic bartender, super nice and provided excellent service! The cocktails were delicious. Will definitely be coming back and would recommend this place to others!

Pretty ironic name, considering everyone just sits around on the furniture. The bartenders are too busy socializing to actually serve drinks, and the location is extremely tiny. Yet, it somehow manages to feel empty. I tried to give it some time, but ended up leaving early. I rushed out so quickly that I forgot my jacket. When I tried to retrieve it, the bouncer at the front was yelling at me and other patrons, calling us names. Do Not Recommend.

I normally do not do reviews, but I feel like this review would be very necessary and helpful. For a place that charges $60.00 for entrance fee is absolute garbage if they’re not able to tell the difference between a real ID and a fake ID, let alone have an ID machine checker!! If they charge you $60.00 to get in, they should be able to afford an ID machine to check if IDs are legit. I am from NJ and was there on a vacation. The bouncer checked my ID (im 22) and didn’t believe it was real because I looked young, so he had the manager involved. The manager also thought my ID was fake, so he will not give the ID back until the cops come to verify it. Additionally, the bouncer checked my friend’s ID first since I was behind my friend and he was approved to go in. Mind you, he is 24 and looks 24, BUT HE HAS THE SAME EXACT ID AS MINE (NJ drivers license), and they didn’t think to compare my ID with his. They were gonna let him in, and not me just because I look young. I called the cops and waited for them to come. While waiting, the manager was talking to one of his fellow friends about just how fake my ID was. I definitely needed my ID back and I insisted on just getting it back and I won’t come attend the club anymore just because I needed that ID to travel back home since I didn’t bring my passport with me. But no, he needed the cops to come and verify it and after the cops came and verified my ID was VALID, the manager started apologizing and let us in for free, and gave my friend and I drinks on the house. That honestly doesn’t satisfy me because it was still very poor service just given overall. In other words, this place honestly just wasted my time. I understand that this place or any place in general has individuals with fake IDs trying to get in, but if that’s the case, then atleast know the difference between a real and a fake and have a book or an ID CHECKER!! So simple lol. Other clubs in Miami Beach or Miami either had an ID checker, an ID textbook to indicate if the IDs are real, or the bouncers just knew the difference between fakes and real. Before trying to go into this place, I’ve been to Liv, E11even, and other bars and clubs and they never gave me a hard time. Liv and E11even are high class nightclubs and they didn’t even need an ID checker to see if my ID was valid. In other words, don’t come here and waste your time if you already look young, or if you’re an adult with an ID from another state. This club isn’t even worth $60 and again, they can’t even indicate the difference between a real and a fake. JUST TO REPEAT, they checked my friends NJ drivers license and it’s valid, but me??? Nope. Unprofessional.

Such an amazing and cute gem in Miami. The music was great, the vibes amazing and the drinks were good. Love all the lights and fog they would have throughout the night. Can get crowded but was still great. We stayed till closing time

Steep cover, created a fake line (creates hype, I get it) but there was plenty of room inside.When you get in there is a patio with a bar and seating with an indoor club that’s super small. Place is so small nowhere to really go, music was decent could have been better, the fog was cool. Big reason I’ve rated low is on the way out, tried charging me $9 for a water. Get real, with cover charge I paid for at least 5 cases of water and you have the nerve to want to charge for a bottle? Drinks overpriced and watered down.

So we bought a table here for my boyfriend’s birthday last Friday and it was a nightmare. When we couldn’t figure out what we wanted our waitress/bottle girl suggested we do a bottle of Prosecco and a bottle of don julio blanco which if you do the math from the menu comes out to $900 + $100 for a bucket of 3 Red Bulls and 3 waters which equals the $1000 minimum spend we agreed to. Not to mention they charged us $40 for each extra person at the door and not with the total bill. We had a friend who was not feeling the best, but he wasn’t making a mess or throwing up just sitting down on the couch with his eyes closed. They threatened that if we didn’t buy another bottle he would be kicked out. We didn’t buy another bottle and he ubered home. The bottle girl kept pestering me for get another bottle and I was waiting for my boyfriend to come back from the bathroom to decide so naturally I told my friends to see how much a drink at the bar was, they came back with a drink each and when the bottle girl saw she immediately handed me the check that was somewhere around $1400??? That didn’t include tip. And even if there was a service charge that wouldn’t equal an extra 400$ so she swiped my card and it declined (I have Chase and they thought it was fraud) and she was so rude when I told her I had to text the bank back and asked if I had another card. I said no swipe it again and of course it worked. I’m very confused on how our bill inside the club (we already paid $160 on the way in for the extra 4 people) totaled to $1581 when we only got 2 of the least expensive bottles.

This club has a quirky name so I was definitely interested in checking it out. We arrived after the guestlist closed so we had to pay a cover which was originally $40 each but then we convinced the hostess to make it $20. Super sweet staff! Only problem is I thought the club was misleading. It looks so much bigger from the promo pictures and I thought it was going to be a full on nightclub but it was more intimate. The music is average.

You will always find Jewish people, good music and after hours

Had so much fun! Lights and bass were sick. Good DJ lineup. It’s a little small for dancing when it gets crowded but they have a nice open patio area. Will be back!

They charge more for drinks than their menu says. Do not go here unless you want to be ripped off. Check receipt and menu prices in photos attached to review

Being at Do Not Sit truly feels as if magic is in the air, as their sign entails. Not only is the atmosphere made of something indescribable, but here you’ll find amazing people, music, and experiences. It’s impossible not to fall in love with this intimate hole in the wall. A huge perk is the outdoor bar & patio to catch a breather, hangout, or check out creative vendors with art & jewelry. The drinks are 10/10 & the vibes are immaculate. A must stop for anyone in Miami looking for a good time and magical escape!

I absolutely love this place. I live in Miami and go at least once a month, sometimes more. DJ selection and the overall sound quality and lighting is amazing. Everyone is dancing and loving life every time I go there.Ive never seen this place empty on a weekend - always out-of-the-door crowds. Worried about the drink prices? Miami is an expensive city - everyone knows that, it is what it is. Ive seen worst.Come to this club. Vibe with the music. Dance. Enjoy!

Had a great time at Do not Sit!! Shelby was an amazing and helpful bartender, friendly and I can tell she works really hard. Great atmosphere, amazing light work, cute decor with a nice vibe. Will be back!

Just overall not a great club. Small and a weird atmosphere. I recommend exploring other options on a night out.

Great intimate venue to listen to underground house music.The vibes were pristine. Always love coming here when visiting Miami.

Very unfriendly staff. Could be a much better place. I arrived when it was raining to meet my friends at our table post wedding. My second time getting a table here and both times were meh.I felt like I was being hustled the minute I walked through the door by the woman there. she pretended not to know who my friends were because he had a foreign name in order to try and make me pay cover when we only had a few people at our table and were allowed Atleast 4-6.The vibe of the place is awesome as well as the sound but could work on the management, greatly. Bottle prices aren’t bad. They heavily try and force more gratuity so be careful of that. I don’t mind paying extra gratuity, it’s Miami but not for lack of service. We weren’t checked on once. I hate leaving bad reviews but honest ones go a long way. Most likely won’t visit again.

It seemed like a cool place but after questioning multiple times that they don’t have hidden fees THEY DO!!!!! Honestly do not book a table unless you want to pay hundreds extra :)))

I had the best night! The best vibes, prettiest aesthetic, and amazing music! Definitely recommend if you want to have a good night with friends❤️❤️

DO NOT GO HERE! I went with my REAL id and they did not let me in because they accused it of being fake, even though i had already bought tickets and uber-ed all the way there. I even called the police and then they told me that even if the police came and verified that my id was real, they would still not let me in. pure pettiness and unfairness. i will never support or buy tickets for this club again.

What can I say, I am in the hospitality business for over 20 years and was pleasantly surprised. The warm welcome I received when I arrived to the venue by the doorman very welcoming and professional. His demeanor makes you feel at home. Super! *****There is an entrance fee(cover charge) and a cutely decorated alleyway that leads to a open area garden.There is definitely an underground feel when you walk inside. Great music and Vibe.Definitely a place to get bottle service with friends.Lovely place.

The sexiest underground wirh an exeptional djs..even if its not famous!!! The best nicest kind bartenders....nice security...best athmo..best vibe..must to go if you are in miami!!!!!if you like exeptional electric music .yessssss.5plus star!!!

Worst club ever go go to. Went with someone who was actually 21 and didn’t let them in even though they were letting all minors in. My friends even called police and fake bouncer said still wouldn’t let them in. Bouncers first day on the job. Don’t waste time here, won’t get in even if you are 21.

Overpriced experience. The venue runs this place for profit and it shows in the way management operates. The music was great, which should be the focus, but be prepared to drop a couple blue notes at minimum. Not literally though, because they wont accept cash. Ill be finding somewhere else to call home for future dancefloor outings.Edit:Thanks for the response. I appreciate there are costs to running a business, especially here on south beach. For context however, the night ran over $150 a head in my group, with some paying much more. For people who like to experience good music regularly, this is unsustainable.To extrapolate this number with a nights head count and the number of events youre hosting, we quickly arrive at numbers that should dispell the liquor tax and high rent reasoning.Going off your mission statement, surely one can inject life, meaning & culture into the underground without gouging the people who support that very culture.Anyway, just one guys opinion. Isnt that what these reviews are for?

This place is over rated to be honest. The decor is nice. We enjoyed the music and it’s definitely a place you can choose to dance or just sit and hang. It wasn’t crowded the day we went. Ladies were free and guys got in for $30. Drinks are about $20 to $25. Bar staff were rude and would not give us water. We spent $400 on drinks I honestly don’t know why they make such a big deal with giving us a plastic cup of water. I really think service is the biggest part of any experience.

This “club” has great potential but unfortunately after charging $30 cover per person there’s a lot to be desired. The neon lights and house music you can hear from the outside isn’t enough to fool you from the fact the place is empty as hell. If you want to pay to hang out at a courtyard and listen to house and overpay for drinks this place is for you. Otherwise save the time and money plenty of other places to go.

Great time. Always amazing DJs. They also have vendors that sell arts and beautiful jewelry pieces.

Best house club in all of Miami. Theyve been in business for longer than anybody else, the reason for it is they have the best dj selection.If you go for the music, you will find more people like you. Sound is great and the outdoor area is a great place to chill. Love DNS

Dont waste your time and money here...and definitely dont go before 1 am... .its a pretentious place terribly decorated with a ridiculous backyard with vendors selling cloths!!!..the drinks were way over priced and the place is a scam at $50 a person cover!!! Run away as fast as you can..

This venue is one of my favorites and a must go everyone time I’m in town with friends! Amazing music, great vibes & the patio is where we always end up at the end of the night!✨

Amazing array of house music, deep house and underground house. Wednesday and Thursday nights are great music, great DJs, not too crowded. Usually open till 5am. 👍

One of best places in Miami to listen quality music. The vibe is amazing along with the atmosphere, decoration and the backyard. Definitely a go to place for good times and good music. The stuff is friendly and professional, and the new host at the entrance is a great addition and definitely keeping the level up for the place.

Go when there is a good DJ on. If not, youll be paying for repeat tunes and very expensive drinks and not too friendly staff. The place is great when its got a nice line up. They used to have friendlier staff, now not so much. The ambiance and atmosphere is actually great on a good night, the booths in the back, they even added a food bar so if you dont mind splurging for the night this is a good spot if you like electronic, house, progressive, EDM, and a mix of others. Like I saw in the other reviews, this place has great potential to be a much better version of itself. My opinion, for a much friendlier and open atmosphere with also quality fun music and MUCH cheaper go to the Eagle Room in the Broken Shaker.

Expensive, small with boring music. No place to sit. Looks really cool inside, thats about its appeal..skip this place.

I’m so impressed with the vibes, faculty and ambience. Really the best place to go to hang out. Please stop by❤️

One of the best clubs in Miami with the best sound system!! The entire team is so nice and caring. Shout out to Chelsea and Merlin for taking such great care of us inside. Sean and Ray are the sweetest bartenders outside. And Seif made me and my friends feel like home. Always a great time ❤️

The place itself it’s beautiful, the concept and decor it’s amazing, vibe was fun and the music was amazing, drinks and cocktails prices are actually alright. I’m only rating the place 4 stars due their high price entry cover, keep in mind they charge 36$ and plus for you to enter the venue, this is just something I find a bit annoying.. their staff are always very friendly and welcoming, Definitely one of my favorite spots in town

Favorite dancefloor ever. Best crowd, vibe, and music. Always feel at home at DNS! 💜

Best club in Miami by far! The staff is so welcoming and it feels like a home, music is amazing and they bring DJs from all over the world... they even have art outside an and amazing area to sit and chill if you get tired or even smoke if thats your thing... you HAVE to come

This place is such a jewel, such a great find in Miami Beach. The best music, the best vibe in Miami.The staff is incredible and they treat you like family.Definitely the place to go.

Literally the best club in miami! Everything is good about that club from! They have an amazing lighting and sound system

Great underground vibe! Too bad we had to leave early for a morning flight. Will definitely visit again and recommend to anyone who’s looking for a different Miami beach experience.

Total rip off! $40 cover charge is what I call highway robbery. Paid over $100 for 3 drinks and didn’t even have the decency to give water without a charge. Only 1 bathroom and pretty average to below average music. Not recommended and the other reviews speak for themselves. Who do you think you are charging those kinds of prices?

I recently visited this venue attracted by its perfect DJs selection, great ambiance, and charming décor. The professional security staff ensured a safe and enjoyable experience. However, I regret to share my disappointing encounter with the bar service, which significantly impacted my overall impression.After politely requesting that our glasses of Black Label whisky be properly filled, as they appeared to be mixed with just Coca-Cola, we were met with rude and disrespectful behavior from the bar manager. This incident left a bitter taste in our mouths, as the manager did not handle the situation appropriately, despite our respectful approach. It is worth mentioning that it was the bar manager who allegedly mistreated us.As a result of this discourteous incident, I have made the decision that I will never return to this establishment. Furthermore, I cannot recommend this place to others. It is important to note that, while the price of a glass of Black Label with Coca-Cola is expensive at $25, my main concern is the quality of service provided, which falls short of expectations.In such a highly-regarded location like South Beach, one would expect exceptional service to accompany the high price tag. Unfortunately, this was not the case during my visit. A pleasant atmosphere and talented DJs are insufficient to compensate for a disappointing bar experience.To summarize, while the selection of DJs and the venues atmosphere are commendable, the subpar bar service, especially from the manager, left a lasting negative impression. As a result, I cannot recommend nor consider returning to this establishment.

Amazing vibe and versatile place. The flexibility of the place to have an indoor and outdoor area you can get club vibes or outdoor lounge vibes.Always has great DJs and the staff is super friendly! I was greeted and shown around by Mona thank you for taking care of my group and I!

Love this place. Great music. And Shelby is the best there! Tip her well!

Did not have a good experience here. Bought the ticket and bouncer stopped me for a dress code that was not listed on the website or on the ticket itself. I asked for a refund and the bouncers were again refusing to even provide refund for not letting me in at 12am. It was the girl at reception and the manager that solved the issue.After getting in at 12:30AM right after New Year, I found exactly 5 people in the entire room, yes, 5 people except the staff. It was a small room sure but 5 people made that room seem huge. Other reviewers pointed this out and they were right. There are no one here.The drinks were the worst experience I had in Miami, the margarita was almost water with 90% of the small cup they used filled with ice, on top of this, they charged me gratuity for this, which is unbelievable. I don’t know who that bartender was but he should not be allowed to serve.The music was okay, but everything else just took the fun out of it. I advise you to stay away from this place.

Typical trash overpriced south beach club. I dont understand why people fall for this tourist trap. i went at 10PM entrance was $30 a person which I find ridiculous for someone like me that actually spends money on drink. I decided to walk around to see what other options there was and since everything was closed I came back and they wanted to charge me $40 a person. Expensive to pay for a club considering I am a spender but I politely asked if I can go inside and check out the vibe while my friends wait outside. The doorman says no and when I ask why, he tries to act tough asking me if I think I can make the rules here and Ive already answered your question you cant make the rules here . Normally, he would get put in his place because I am not the guy to act tough with, I treat everyone with respect and a simple sorry bro boss doesnt want that wouldve been fine. We were 3 guys, ready to spend and make it a good night, on a Thursday but this guy ruined the vibe.I feel like the dump South Beach has become, this is becoming normal behavior and people dont have enough self respect to do something about it, so let me bring you back to reality. Respectfully, at the end of the day, you are a doorman. Maybe the fact that you get a little authority refusing little kids that are too drunk or too young to get in got to your head. Learn a bit of respect and maybe a real club will hire you. Take it easy buddy, you are just a doorman.All around rude and unprofessional greeting at the door. Money hungry vibes with not much to offer. If you want a classy place with cool vibes, I would avoid this place. Matter of fact, avoid South Beach, its a dump.

I had a great time. Staff and people here were super nice. I had two vodka red bulls which came out to $45 which was a bit insane. Besides that generally great time! Would definitely go back.

This place is fire! The music is fantastic. They always have the best DJ. We were there on Friday night. The club is intimate and the sound system is top notch. It also has a nice garden where you can chill from time to time. The staff was very friendly, they kept checking on us to know if we needed anything. I would give them 10 stars if it was possible!

Beautiful and trustworthy venue that does an outstanding job as a downtempo//deep// worldbeat mecca. I highly recommend little gem if you love to dance the night away with aesthetic deco & unique sounding//caring artists.

I have to say literally one of the best sound systems in Miami, DJ always sounds so much better when you’re at Do Not Sit. The interior with all the cool light shows really adds to the vibe as well. But the real star of the show Chelsea and her barback Merlin, I was never without a drink and she was so attentive, she anticipated my needs before I even knew I needed something, A+ service which in Miami’s nightclub scene something that one doesn’t see too often. Will definitely be coming back!

Very very disappointed. Insanely expensive with rude and horrible service (except a very nice woman at the bar). 36$ for a RBV, when the outside area is so unwell done is unacceptable. The Dutch Hippies were selling their creation, which is a great idea. But the couches are a mess, the rugs are gross, the chairs are cheap and dont match, some light bulbs are off. No attention to detail, and for 40$-50$ of entrance its unacceptable. Music was fine, a little blah. All the hype about this place is false advertising. Rip off, big No. There are much better places at the same price.

This was the worst clubbing experience I ever had !! I got to the club, got my wristband , got in, and realized i forgot my id at home.  I talked to the front office staff and the doorman, that I need the ID to purchase drinks. they said sure. I ran 16 blocks in the rain, to my hotel , came back and then they acted like they dont even know me!!!! My boyfriend actually had purchased a ticket even outside.  We were left out there in the rain.  Never seen such rude door man and cashier in my entire life !!!!

This place definitely has potential. Their lineup of DJs is great, sound system is crisp and the lighting display/decor are also up to par. Want to re-emphasize the “potential” part because I really do like what this place can be with some necessary improvements.What really hindered our experience was the amount of people. The dance floor is very small and they don’t seem to cap the amount of people that come in, which makes for a really tight space and folks CONSTANTLY bumping into you. This made it difficult for us to enjoy the music and resulted in us leaving really early.The crowd is also a lot of millennial+ people (which isn’t necessarily a bad thing, just different than what you’d be used to somewhere like Space) and seemed to be there more so for the socializing than the music, which could also have resulted in what seemed like people constantly walking on and off the dance floor and rudely pushing their way through you; the audience this place attracts is particularly obnoxious in that regard, but that is by no means a knock against the club itselfAnyways, I personally wouldn’t come back unless we had a table, and certainly would never pay the $80 cover fee (if you do go, buy tix in advance!!)

Заплатила 90 долларов за вход, а там даже дискотеки не было, просто барная стойка и пафосные люди, столиков мало, я ушла оттуда злая. Вход непонятно за что очень дорогой.(Translated by Google)I paid 90 dollars for entry, and there wasn’t even a disco there, just a bar counter and pretentious people, there weren’t enough tables, I left there angry. Entrance is, for some reason, very expensive.

Best staff and music programming in Miami! If youre in town this is a must go to venue to experience the best electronic music you wont get anywhere else.

One of the best places in Miami you have to sit in the furniture, and the girl from the entrance is extremely nice always tip her ❤️❤️ and leave reviews

An absolutely wonderful place. The music is on par with the best in Brooklyn and everyone is so nice and welcoming. It’s a great contrast to a lot of other places in Miami. 10/10.

Just yikes. Sad place, cant believe I wasted $80. Super depressing atomosphere, music was less than mid. Left in less than 5. Sad I wasted my time and money. Dont be like me, go any where else.

What…the…. Ffffff…. Seriously do NOT waste your money. Not sure where the hype came from, but as a first time visit to Miami, this was not a good start. Super confused on the entire experience.

Good bouncy house.Quincy (security) is the absolute best.Pricey, but it’s Miami 🤷🏻‍♂️

Most European feeling club Ive been to America, reminds me of some of my fave places in Berlin or Madrid. Its much, much smaller than the other super-clubs in Miami, and it still has the table service stuff round the edge (which Ive never really understood or liked about US clubs), but the dance floor was full of cool people there for the very, very good DJ and music. Drinks were expensive, but no more or less so than the rest of South Beach. Most importantly, its the best sound system Ive ever heard in any venue anywhere, and the decoration was also really wonderful.

It’s a very nice venue with great music, but staff needs to check their vibe. It’s a club. It’s loud. A guy with an earpiece on a power trip threatened to kick me out because I was being “rude” by not moving when he apparently was saying excuse me multiple times trying to pass behind me on a crowded dance floor. If I wanted to deal with bouncers on a power trip I would have gone to Liv. I was only one drink in, a little tipsy, and had to profusely apologize for doing nothing besides standing in one place while resisting the urge to cry since he was being so aggressive. He literally shouted in my face “Do you know who I am?!”

If you’re looking for the hottest club / outside patio in south beach then this is the place to be! amazing house music with nothing but good vibes, you will not be disappointed! b the best part is that they close at 5am !!! :-D

If you’re looking for a great Miami vibe that is indoor and out door this is it. They always have the best DJs playing the best house music . Bartenders are fast at getting your drink and the staff is great. Sol at the front door always makes you feel at home ! This place gets very packed be prepared for a great time

Love this placeIntimate and nice sound.Friendly staff, a very beautiful patio.Prices are ok for being Miami Beach.Music has always been great.From Opener to main dj always Great

Great place! Service was amazing and loved the merch. Highly recommend!

In a clout-chasing, too cool for the dance floor and at times overwhelming raving amongst thousands of sweaty zombies partying world we live in, Do Not Sit on the Furniture is a breath of fresh air.Owners / husband and wife combination of Behrouz and Megan Nazari truly bring out the best of their abilities with their curation of a magical space that is Do Not Sit and in a place, South Beach, that is not exactly renowned for electronic dance music (or at least the good kind). With over 30 years of DJ’ing domestic and internationally, Behrouz has expertly curated the placement of speakers, amplifiers, DJ equipment and lighting with purpose and it is embodied glowingly in the club’s experience for its patrons. And much like the brand which entails production and events around the world, Megan brings forth both a caring, genuine and personable element while also overseeing the club’s operations. This power-couple’s yin and yang characteristics are truly one-of-a-kind and one that is well-respected by industry heads across the world.Do Not Sit does not “try hard” or conform to that which is cool, hip and trending. A small and intimate space meant for dancing and taking in music with a great outdoor space perfect for cooling off (depending on the season) or people-watching at its finest. The staff are warm and friendly while operating with camaraderie as a tight-knit group which is something that lacks in most nightlife spaces.Miami certainly has an attractive nightlife scene with immense options which continue to grow, but there is a reason Do Not Sit on the Furniture has been operating for over 10 years and I hope for many more!

This place is a complete rip off. Dont waste your money. Scam artists

I came here for the first time last week to treat myself out to a night of dancing. They had the right sexy deep house tunes playing so I had a blast! The ambience and lights all hit just right and my tequila+redbull was smooth. This is going to end up my regular spot; this is hands down one of my favorite clubs in Miami Beach.

I went to this place by pure coincidence, thanks to a really cool friend, she introduced me to one of the most unique places in Miami. Love the atmosphere and the vibes are incredible, it’s definitely one of my go to spots now. I wouldn’t have found this amazing place if it wasn’t for her.

Terrible place with mediocre atmosphere. $25 for a house vodka soda and they over charge for entry while it’s empty. people in “charge” are egotistical and abuse their false power. go anywhere else it’ll be worth it.

Too expensive of a cover considering how empty it was. Music was meh. I had 2 of the same drink and they tasted wildly different.

The decor was really nice but, we listened to the same beat for over 40min, I clocked it. When we first walked it it was really cool and we were dancing but then The DJ kept leading up to a beat drop and it just led to the same beat. Could’ve been because it was on a wed tbh, but literally a Spotify playlist would’ve lightened it up. :/ The drinks were decent tho.

SHOUTOUT Quincy and Sol!!! Thank you for incredible service. Amazing!! So much fun.

A totalwaste of money for the wholegroup for the price we were charged. The worst part about the experience was the music. l would never recommend this place for the price we were asked to pay. Again waste of time and money and the music was a buzzkill.

The best of the best of Miami. My favorite lineups are always there! Had a really fun time seeing Viken Arman and Anastascia 🔥

My favorite club! I love this place. The lady named Sol who greets you in the front is such a sweetheart. This place is only good vibes and great music

Music is good and the club is small but they pull it off so it’s fun. Only complaint is no cash at the bar. Staff is super friendly. Highly suggest hittin this place up!!

Absolutely love this place! Great vibes and the staff is amazing

Friendly welcome and great location, sound system, lighting, and dance floor. Cool temperature inside too. Highly recommended if you appreciate good dance clubs with house or techno. They do not accept cash as a form of payment. Unfortunately, they do not provide free water. I have never seen a club deny free water before. This should be unthinkable where people could become dehydrated from dancing. Why not offer patrons the option to get a bottle or tap water?

My favorite spot in South Beach! Feels like home, and they have great vibes every night they’re open! Thank you Do Not Sit because you guys are the amazing! They have the best staff in town! Carlos, Sol, Yusur, Nicholas Octa and everybody else, always taking care of every detail for everyone to enjoy the energy of the venue, I really love their staff, you guys make me feel like I’m home. Don’t forget to check the great lineup for every night, with music that will take you to different places and eras. I love Do Not Sot and I love Miami!

Cosy club with good music, unpretentious and helpful staff, but high prices. There is a small outdoor patio to get a breath of fresh air between sets.

Best place to go out in Miami! My friend and I literally stayed out till they closed. The drinks and atmosphere is top tier!!

Vibes are okay but entire place just feels like a scam.. one host was nice other was EXTREMELY pushy. To the point it ruined the mood at the end of the night. She really charged us $10 for us to leave a picture we had of our group taken at the front desk. Oh waters are $7 and drinks are upper average Miami prices.If you go make sure it’s not just any night pick a night with a known dj

Way too expensive to get in. Save $40 by buying your ticket online. The club is small and it wasn’t very busy the night I went.

Excellent service. Highly recommend. Amazing music and sound. Come see for yourself!

Decent club, but much smaller than I thought, with a very young crowd. The night I went, Id say that 90% of the crowd was in their early 20s.Ive been to some amazing clubs in the US and Europe, and this one is just about OK, but nothing special.

Went on a Saturday night, had terrible dance music and no one was there the entire night. Very small space and very depressing atmosphere. Whoever they paid off to be #2 club in Miami Beach on websites is 100% lying. Not worth the $50 cover to enter.

FYI This place is a lot smaller than the pictures !First time here got charge 50 + dollars for two shots of tequila ! Nothing fancy just cheat tequila small shots tooWhen to mynt the same night pay 36$ for two drinks

Lovely venue with a relaxed garden area. 1 Stage only.

This place is by far one of my top favorite places to go to for late night dance party! The interior design is amazing! This place is so intimate and beautiful. Good crowd and super nice staff. Huge thanks to Alejandro(Surreal flight) for taking care of us all night! Rose the bartender is a sweetheart! Good vibes all around.

What a wonderful intimate venue. Considering you know about the kind of music they release on their record label and play in the club. A very aesthetically pleasing place from the door to the booth, the bar to the backyard and staff to the crowd. The sound system and lighting was great for the Deep House/Downtempo music they specialize in. The venue takes its time for the crowd and the vibe to build up but as the night goes on it pays off well. On a right night you just might find a big name in the underground house music scene. For me, It is one of the best kept secrets of the Miami Beach nightlife.A lot of pros but, some cons I have to mention are: Pricey drinks, the bottle service crowd can be a bit cocky at times and it takes time for the place to fill up so if youre early expect it to be somewhat empty.But, again If you are there for the music, all the other things may not matter as much. This New Yorker is coming back every time hes in Miami.

YUP.Wife and I visiting MIA from out of town and were looking for a musically-focused, underground-ish spot. We were not let down. Small, loud, and (eventually) packed with moving bodies. DJs were on bangin deep and soulful house and the sound system had tight bass and crisp high-end that cut through the crowd. The second toilet flooded but it was chill bc facilities crew was on top of it and the vibe was chill so there were no bad vibes.5/5 for anyone looking for very real & chill experience.

This place is my favorite for many years.still is the best music in town and the crowd and staff is unbeatable. Every night at Do Not Sit is a great night!

Great show! Great hospitality. Special thanks to Sol

$26 vodka cran$10 water+$17 entry

This place is a well hidden gem! I had a blast on a Friday night, the place was pretty empty around midnight, but got packed around 1am. People there are super friendly, their drinks are well priced: you get what you pay for.Coming from another country, I’m pretty jealous of that beautiful club, from the sound system to the crowd and to the DJ playing, everything was perfect!

Purchased a $40.00 ticket for a show that was supposed to start at 10:00 p.m. and the venue was empty.Understand that this venue is like any other Miami bar. The party starts late, so arrive 12:00 am - 1:00 am and do not expect advertised shows to start within hours of the venue’s advertising as it is abhorrently false.Do not waste your money on pre ordering tickets. It’s a hustle of the venue, and it’s cheaper at the door. Hopefully my experience can save you the headache.

YOU HAVE TO GO! Everyones favorite place to go hang out with friends and dance to world class DJs. The music is selected by the industrys best, Behrouz and his wife Megan Nazari...the greatest souls youll ever meet. The staff is incredibly friendly and very sexy, the people are always so beautiful, and its simply the best place to be on a Miami night! That dance floor is for the gods! LOVE!

Amazing Halloween experience!! Sol is so sweet and hospitable! Open late so it’s a great place to go in Miami!

Stood in the queue for an hour. People pushing in at the front of the queue and getting in straight away! Disgraceful, definitely skip this place!!!!

This is the best night club in Miami. It’s not a super club, it’s a quality club. A true Miami Gem. This is a Dj’s club literally and figuratively. Come for the music and stay for the vibe.

Nice atmosphere but way too overpriced for that small space. Payed 30$ for one dance floor and you can’t re-enter again.

I hadnt been here in ages but went back this weekend and it was as I remembered: nice staff, intimate and fun inside, and most importantly excellent beats. Nice lil outside patio/area to rest in between. Drinks are expensive but its Miami Beach and frankly on par with other similar venues around here. Will make a point to come back more often.

Had to come twice in my 4 day Miami visit! Amazing music, great service, friendly staff, big thanks to Natalia for taking care of us! Outdoor area is perfect for relaxing and socializing with other people. The Inside is very nicely designed, and the sound is very well distributed. Reminds me of clubs in Berlin!

Honestly not that impressive. Expensive cover for a mostly empty bar. Pictures online are more impressive than real life and the venue is extremely small. Inside decoration was nice but the outdoor patio area was rundown. Overall, Id rather have gone elsewhere.

I’ve been to this place for the first time and I just loved it! The vibe it’s absolutely amazing I definitely recommend that!!

Nice place. Tiny dancefloor. Thoroughly decent music. Packed. Too packed sometimes, hard to dance. Outdoor chill out area too.Typical South Beach steep door charge. But NO ARTIFICIAL LINE - therefore I occasionally stop by.Some beautiful women ...buuuuuut... too many dudes on the dancefloor.Hey, its not perfect, but at least they dont insult their patrons with a monkey line. And the music is pretty good. Ill come back.

Very weird place. If you’re looking for a club, this is not it. We were promised a big crowd and there was like 9 people total. It’s all foreign deep bass music with no lyrics. Cool but weird vibe. Definitely not worth the price of drinks and admission.

Wow!!. What a GEM! Beautiful hidden underground nightclub with the best music in town. Beautiful people, beautiful staff. If you are in Miami you should definitely touch down here. Me and my friends had a blast! Do Not Sit is a MUST!

The best place in Miami!!! Listen to some good music and vibes

This club was absolutely spectacular. Flew into Miami for the weekend from Silicon Valley California, had no idea what to expect. Stumbled upon this gem, 1 block away from my hotel. The DJs here are fantastic with the great tropical deep house style music that keeps everyone dancing through the last song. All of the staff are friendly and out going. Most/All of the people inside are really nice and welcoming, everyone is just dancing and having a fun time. I had such a great experience at this club I went back again the next night Saturday ( 3/7 ) there was a really cool DJ that played that night as well. The lighting, disco ball and decorations feel really unique and cool. It’s also a good club because a it’s big enough that people have their own space but small enough that you can say hi to or fist bump the dj or get to the bathroom without having to use gps 😂Great atmosphere very intimate cool and local spot, awesome dancing, no isssues what so ever. Can wait to go again on my next trip.

DNS is the best club in Miami for Dance Music. It’s always an unforgettable night here!

Came here at 10:45 knowing we were early and they still charged us $40 for entry and $20 per drink… despite no one being here. And the drinks and vibes were just eh…$10 water was icing on the cake

I have never in my life, in my 39 years, been charged $100 for a round of shots of jack, this place is a total rip off, I am not cheap, I never, absolutely never complain about the price of anything, but you should be very warned that you are going to have to literally spend $1000 to get drunk here. Do not go here ever.

I am afraid what could have been a beautiful experience ended terribly. We paid $50 each to enter, expensive but the music was good. My partner sat at at an empty table. A little later, I went to the bar. In that moment some private security came, manhandled my lady and pushed us aggressively...they had sold the seats we were sitting on and rather than waiting for 2 mins to explain the situation they reacted with force. We were chucked out by security with no option to discuss. I have been clubbing in LA, NY, Chicahi, Glasgow, London, Edinburgh, Madrid, Valencia and this experience shows that the only thing that counts in Miami is money. The seat you are sitting on is not yours.... Do Not Sit on the Furniture, shame on you...If you like music, this place has music but clearly no soul. Forget, rewind. Erase.

Very poor management and experience! We had bought tickets for NYE-23 event specifically for the artist playing at this venue and they didn’t let us enter stating there’s some system/technical issue. They were only allowing people who booked tables- clearly management cared only about money!. This was very disappointing experience for us and would not recommend this place for anyone.

My favorite place since I moved to Miami always has the best vibe good people with good energy and especially good music ,we always feel home

Came here while on vacation with my wife! Had a great time chill music chill vibes great crowd but not to crowded! Will definitely be back!! Def a cool place if your into an indie vibe or need an excuse to get rid of a square bc it’s burning a hole in your pocket

Fun environment, good music, and everyone was super nice. Sol at the door helped us out and was super sweet. Highly recommend nightlife if you’re in Miami!

Do not sit, more like do not come. Smallest place ever with the worst crowd. Nothing special about this place at all. Paid over $2000 for bottle service for them to abuse your tab and run up charges that they thought you ordered. Security guards get very handsy on the women of our group and left bruises on the arm of my wife. MiamiPD shows up but of course, nothing was done. Worst place to go to in Miami. Overpriced drinks. Everyone is definitely much better off going to Mayami Wynwood or E11even. Highly recommend those places over this small basement full of rude staff and not to mention the gross smell as you walk in

Beautiful place!Loved the vibe!!Incredible music, great staffHighly recommend itPatio is also beautifulA must go

Best club in south beach, music there always amazing!!! For past month heard a lot of great dj’s ! I was so bored with my playlists ,so glad I went there more then once and have new very talented dj on my list to bring back from vocation . Every time I am in south beach I never been disappointed with the club , great time!!!!!

Great place to replenish the mind with good music! people are usually friendly and goes there to dance! Usually you can get in for free before an specific time or buy the ticket for around $20! The only thing I dont like right now is the new dj booth! The prior decoration was in my personal opinion way better and more accordly with the mood people seek at do not sit on the furniture.

Great place.Great DJNice staff

Love this place sm. Went with friends to celebrate a birthday and everything exceeded expectations. Great people and great music. Shoutout to Mona for making me feel like home!🙌🙌🙌

Great place to be. The staff is so nice, music is always great and we get to meet all Miami parties crew there. It’s the spot to go and every time we bring our friends they’re are amazed by the experience.

This place does its best to squeeze every cent you have.First, they charge $25 admission fee.Then, you pay almost $10 for basic beer.Then, they include the tip in the bill without even asking you.Then, they round up your bill since they dont have change.I discovered these last two after I got $8 back for a $20 bill, buying the most basic bear. Bartender was not nice when I asked how is it so.These, especially the tip / bill roundup and bartenders approach, really kill the vibe of an otherwise nice place. I really dont get it..

Definitely a different type of place than most clubs in south beach. Not my scene which usually wouldnt bother me but I had to pay $40 cover charge for my wife and I before I ever to got see inside. It was a steep cover charge. Then we got 2 drinks which was $45. The most expensive place to get a drink that I have found on south beach. Overall this place seems like it would be fun if your into the techno scene but it wasnt for me. I wish I would have been able to know this before I had to pay the cover charge.

Horrible music, no vibe at all. Even for a Sat night. Spent $180 for 2 of us to get in, and 3 drinks total. Just to leave an hour late… Noo thanks!

Overpriced tickets and drinks. Location is really small. Strobe lights are heavy and not recommendable for people sensitive to light, e.g epilepsy or light triggered migraine - not even with sunglasses on.

If only I can give it anything less than this, I would. This place has zero aura for asking 50 dollars per person for entry. The service and people out at the door are not at all trained in hospitality services. So many better places in Miami then this.

Awesome sound system. Great talent. The staff is friendly. The crowd is unpretentious and more or less there just to dance. Ok priced drinks and beautiful decor. I dont know what else to ask for in a club.

Do not recommend. We walked past this place and heard loud music coming from 2 large doors so decided to check it out. It’s very small area inside, not what we were expecting at all.

The best place in South Beach by far. Very nice people, great service, and most of all best music you can find. DJs from all over the world, when there many times and always had a great time! Highly recommended, you can get addicted to this place 😜😀🙌🏻✌🏻🔥🥇💯🔝🔊A+++

Really small place, was expecting more. Waste of your $20. Staff is so rude. My wife and I came across this place looking for clubs on a night out and one of the girls there known as the “mean one” pushed my wife out of the bathroom saying she had been waiting for a while when she was not even in line. That was one of the few negatives aside from the fact that the drink cost an arm and a leg. I wouldn’t waste my money here again! Definitely had more fun at Mango’s Cafe on Ocean Dr and the drinks were not as expensive either.

I had an amazing experience. The front desk made sure that I had a great time. Wonderful if you enjoy house music.

Very upset about spending 135 on a place that would not let me re entry and drinks were 16 vs 11 else where and no cover at other clubs please do your reserch before you check this place out its 60.00 at the door and its cheaper online mine was 40 day of plus tax and there was 3 of us..very disappointing and not even offer a refund we wernt there more the 5 mins.. again please do your reserch .. it seems very sketchy they take ur money and thats it they just dont care..I see this place has 2 dollar signs that needs to be changed to a upper status..I really dont like how the owner comments that im lying about this place forrest is my brother Nd he dont get out much so Im leaving a review because half of that was my money and I really get upset when people take my money.. im sorry but I do explore and your drink are close to being one of the top expensive areas.. the club down the street is 20.00 which it takes 2 mins to walk. I was in your club Friday to take a look and yes the music seemed good and it was packed but I didnt notice how small the dance floor was which is very very small. All that is fine my main reason for this post is 1. To expensive and you told me if I leave I cant come back there was no re entry and that was at 830 which is not cool.2.. 3 people 135 thats what we paid.. and no reimbursement and not able to enjoy..3.. drinks are 16 for sex on the beach over at twist I paid 11 and no entry

5 stars for the following reasons:Pros:10/10 DJ, music, amazing.Décor/interior was great, made me feel like I was at an upscale small club venue in Paris or BerlinDoor person let my girlfriend go inside to see if she was happy for freeBartenders dress to impressGreat overall vibe and so many happy people dancingCons:$60 tickets at the door, but it’s Miami and everything that’s good is obviously going to be expensive

Wife and I went here on a Wednesday night and had a blast. The bartenders made great drinks and the DJ did a great job. Even on a Wednesday night the place had a packed dance floor at 12:30am. Lots of fun.

Such a fun night out in Miami! Just steps away from South Beach. This is a hidden gem where you can still get in for $20 without having to stand in any lines, and yet theres a fun and energetic crowd going full speed by 11pm. This is an intimate venue where you can still get a drink quickly, interact with the DJ and meet other folks actually out to have a good time and not just get insta-famous. 100% planning to go again.

Everything about this place is magical. If you are looking for incredible music that will make you dance all night this is the place. Carlos, Sol, Yusur, the whole entire staff. This place is the beat spot in Miami.

I had a fantastic time here. Cover and drink prices are on par with other high-end nightclubs in other major cities. Music on the night I was there was really unique, and the overall vibe was really easy. Cheers from Toronto!

If your looking for a mega club like LIV STORY and all those your are def at the WRONG place ! This place is Magical beyond words ! The staff is great super helpful and the venue itself is unbelievable!! As you walk in you will understand ! The vibes the music is always one step up from amazing! And please make sure to dance the night away to the amazing sounds that the djs play for all of us every night ! And DO NOT SIT ON THE FURNITURE ❤️

Paid 50 Dollars for a club that was half empty and freezing inside with only few dancing people. Waited for 3 hours until we left full of dissapointment. No re-entrys possible. Drinks were also way overprices.

Could be a great place, if you could breathe. The smoke gets SO BAD in there, and its like there is no ventilation, it just lingers and seeps into your hair and clothing and makes your throat sore and your eyes itch. It was a shame, because the music was great, the staff were great, the drinks great... I just had to knock it down to two stars because I had to end my night early it was so smoky. Ill never return, unless they ban smoking inside.

The BEST possible place! Music is perfect from start to finish! Djs are the best in the world!Staff is extremely friendly! Decoration is always beautiful! You need to check it out!

Крошечное но прикольное местечко. Headliners начинают в час ночи. Водка и сода $15 баксов, только карточку берут. Звук внутри хороший. Народ к моему сожалению далеко не бёрнеры как я предположил основавась на том кто владеет заведением. Если хочется серьезно поплясать, мне кажется это не то место где это можно сделать.(Translated by Google)Tiny but cool place. Headliners start at 1am. Vodka and soda $15 bucks, they only take a card. The sound inside is good. The people, to my regret, are far from burners, as I assumed based on who owns the establishment. If you want to dance seriously, I think this is not the place to do it.

Went there for the New Year’s Eve party and had a ton of fun. Everyone there was super sweet and fun. Made so many friends. Great vibe. Oh and, the restrooms are amazing. So clean and spacious!

This is the best club in Miami hands down! My friends and I all came here and we had the best night of our life. A must come!!

This place is honestly one of my top favorite clubs in Miami. Beautiful energy, music, vibes, lights and staff. Always a great time.

This is the BEST dance club of Miami. The music is curated by Owner/DJ/Producer Behrouz and his wife Megan Nazari. You are guaranteed an EPIC night at this intimate club.

Amazing staff and great Music! Sol The host makes the place Shine ❤️❤️❤️

Wonderful lineup. Great crowd and surprisingly friendly staff. I really love the outdoor area, it has a bar, seating and a couple interesting vendors. Recommended!

Definitely not worth it. Charged us $40 a person and when we got in there was no one there and it’s extremely small. Also $56 for a Long Island and sex on the beach. Go to The Wharf for no entry fee and a lot better time

Awful club that prevent the entrance with no reason while it’s not even q top club in Miami. Disgusting behavior from the guys in charge

Amazing place! Best producers/Dj’s from around the world. I had a wonderful experience this past weekend. Great sound system, friendly staff. HIGHLY RECOMMENDABLE!!

Nice, quaint club. Very nice staff all-around. Both DJs were amazing and set great vibe. Nika Kravitz was a hit. Everyone lovvvved her set. I was here early, 7-9pm. But still a great time and lively atmosphere.

Love this place a lot everyone was so nice to us !

Amazing EDM / House joint!!! BRAVO! The music is the best in Miami. If you are into HOUSE/EDM this is the place to be. Resident DJ @RADER.1 kills it every night setting up the vibes for the guest featured DJ different every nite. DNS will take you on a different journey every nite, and that is the beauty of it. As @djbehrouz says, this is not a Party house, but a house party... indoor and outdoors, will make you feel at home, always.Finally, kudos to all the staff that works @donotsit that make every night so special!

Extremely memorable nights! Excellent auditory and visual stimuli. Very welcoming and friendly staff and guests. If you’re in town, I highly recommend taking time to visit.It all about magic

Aside from the high cover and overpriced drinks, I had so much fun! the energy was great and the community was friendly. GOOD MUSIC. Ill definitely return whenever I hit up Miami in the future

A hidden gem! Bouncers and bar staff were all very polite and welcoming. The music was incredible and crowd was great! Extra points for the restrooms that offer complete privacy.

If I could leave 0 stars I would. Horrible horrible place. Do Not go here! Very rude stuff and very unprofessional. The French blonde lady that works there threaten to hit one of my friends. The way we were treated was very unprofessional and the place should consider hiring other individuals. The fact they were letting other people in the club and saying that they were closed to us was extremely rude. Please go to a different place, there are so many other clubs that wont give you this horrible treatment.

A local niche club that mostly caters to locals who like deep house music. The demographic is much older however and there isnt much appeal after 5min inside you will probably walk right back out unless your really into deep house. If thats your thing then I DO recommend stopping by but for the majority of people who listen to electronic music this probably isnt the place for you. ( If you like deep house though check it out!)

Amazing place to go for amazing music. Owned and operated by behrouz and his wonderful wife, they are some of the best music curators in Miami. The crowd is always friendly and fun, the decoration is fantastic. Always surprise guests showing up. Amazing amazing place.

$60 cover fee? Is there a band playing? No. Oh but only $60 for some, others let in for free, in front of everyone elses faces. Literally letting all their friends in for free and gouging everyone else.

This place is awesome! I went with my wife and we had so much fun. The vibes are cool and the staff was really friendly. Definitely coming back here!

Best place in Miami, and definitely the best place in Miami Beach. This place is what a club should be, a comfortable inviting place with friendly accepting people. Aside from the atmosphere, staff, and crowd, the music is the absolute BEST. When you the lighted words “SIMPLY THE BEST” against the wall, believe it!

One of the best places of its kind. The music is awesome and the vibe is great. The patio is a good idea for a change of atmosphere. There is a guitarist and small kiosks selling accessories and other things.

My home away from home for the most beautiful and magical underground deep house music. The staff and owners really make you feel loved and accepted here and the music curation is truly world class. Ive seen so many of my heroes, both international and local, perform here over the last 5 years. This is not your average club, you can dress and be who you are, without any judgements. Its about dancing and the music, like it should be. Kudos to the owners Megan and Behrouz Nazari and the entire staff.

Sol is the magic at the entrance. She makes you feel like anything can happen. She’s beautiful. Great music and quick bartenders to have a good time. Do Not Sit on the Furniture is espectacular!

It’s a little hidden gem. Gorgeous decor and such a vibe. Music was great!

Such a welcoming staff with the best music and vibes! My friends and I had the best time here :)

Ive been coming to Do Not Sit since it first opened up. My most memorable nights have taken place here, where Ive spent the whole night dancing away with my friends.Note: This is not your average commercial/big box club--- this is a BOUTIQUE venue with REAL & DEEP underground music. As such, its not for everyone --but, quality > quantity ;)

Its a hidden gem in South Beach. Non of the annoying VIPs and forced bottle service. Just friendly atmosfere small underground dance club. Bar and a dancefloor. Simple yet great. The place also has an outdoor patio.

I pre-paid $80 to enter and the bodyguard told me that I could not enter.he threatened me saying that if I wasnt a mother he would hit me too! They are crazy! This is a shame!

This place rocks. Great house music and a fun crowd. Stopped in twice this past weekend and would love to go back. Bartenders were excellent as well.

Love the place! Great staff, love the vibe.One of the very few places in Miami Beach that still brings it!The staff is super nice and the atmosphere is amazing, love the vibe!

Worst experience I have ever had at a club. Music was some weird jungle tech and one drink was $18. $25 to get in. If you’re new to Miami check it out first before paying that ridiculous cover charge to develop claustrophobia.

Never coming back here again. My friend got kicked out because they had it out for him. Supposedly because he wasn’t wearing a mask but I wasn’t either. One of the staff threatened me and told me to wait until he gets off so we could fight and I didn’t even do anything to him!! Do not go here and you might as well stay away from Miami bars because they’re all scared of the city because of this Overblown “pandemic”... go underground. Your better off.

Just tried to enter but because I didnt buy presale tickets the door guy tried charging me and my girlfriend 60 bucks EACH ... Oh there was a wasted homeless guys rolling all over the ground sleeping 5 steps away from the front door ... I passed, never went inside sounds like a great spot but 120 to get in and thats the first thing I see ... Im good thanksEdit: Thanks for the reply ... I understand miami pricing very well lol but i hope you got the messy drunk guy away from the front door its not a good look

Great club with a unique decor and djs playing fire edm/house music. Lower cover charge and cheaper drinks than any other club in South Beach to my knowledge!

Great, small, cozy club playing no-nonsense house with a friendly vibe.A nice alternative to the other mega-clubs in South Beach.$25 cover on a Saturday night was reasonable.

Amazing place! Super chill, cozy, the music is exceptional, great sound system, the decoration is to die for. Parking lots available close to it, great operating hours, friendly staff. Must visit!

This place is really cosy. The place is just smaller to enjoy the proximity. And the music is really nice and great DJ!! But i order a gin tonic and it taste water ( too much sodas and water for once of gin).

Music was very EDM, personally not my taste but the Sol at the door was a very good receptionist, very kind and understanding absolutely made my night

Love! So much fun! 10/10 experience