The place was way better than what I was expecting it to be. Theres definitely many beautiful women working there. Id go back anytime. The only complaint is I rather the women only be topless so they could sell alcohol.
Went with my gf for a few hours and we both had a blast .The girls were super nice to us both and real respectful(plus incredibly sexy ). We watched several girls dance and each one was so fun , then we had lap dances together to end the night .. AMAZING to say the least ! These girls know how to treat you right :) we will definitely be back again !
I loved the experience. Thought it would be weird to go since Im a girl. But I felt very welcomed by staff and dancers there. Had a great time! Girls were really upbeat fun to be around with, and I got one of the best lapdances! I recommend it for both male and females. I will for sure be visiting again!!
Sayra definitely showed me the time of my life. I would enjoy coming here as a regular to see all the talent you have to show. It was my first time getting a lap dance. I loved it all I felt safeThe security guard Carlos was direct and made me feel safe at the club.
Really like it. The girls are friendly and VERY beautiful, once you get a dance from them and start talking to them they get into your conversation really well. They know what they are doing and know how to keep you entertained. I was nervous and shy the first time I went with my friends since Ive never met the girls from this establishment. However, I got introduced to a few and I gotta say I was impressed. Definitely like going every once in a while, clear stress from work. Im single so yay... lol
I paid a $16.00 cover and that comes with one non-alcoholic beverage. I arrived at 6:50 and only one dancer was there. She danced and when she was walking by I tipped her $1.00. She commented you can keep it in a sarcastic tone. I complained to the manager and nothing was done. This was on 3/22/17 Wednesday. She was petite , blonde and it was either Ashley or Heather. The other dancers did not show up. I finished my water and left at 7:15 and I will never go there again. I will go to PJs in Oxnard, which is a much better place to have fun. Friendly, attractive dancers, no cover charge, and just a great environment.
Celebrating my 5 year anniversary with my Husband was amazing tonight! Sasha and Kat were sweethearts making our first time experience wonderful! Thank you so much!!!
Get ready to pay for EVERYTHING! The cost to get in... 16 bucks. Cost of ONE bottle of water... 6 bucks. A 15 min private dance.... 150 bucks. This place charges mid level prices for a low level strip club. It used to be cool Bc it was a cheap lil strip joint to kinda kill time with. Now it’s to pricey for a low level joint. Cool thing is it is fully nude but no alcohol.
Intimate, relaxing, low pressure, and sensory delight, are just a few of the words to not only describe the Santa Maria Rhino, but Hannah in particular! Hannah is a simple palindrome in name only, since the complexity in which she revitalizes a customers mind, body and soul is something an Oliver Vernon painting could capture. It is such a great experience, Im going to see if my health care provider will cover the cost under the Medicinal category!
Place was very small but cozy. Went on. Friday, they had about 8 girls on stage thru out the evening. Majority of girls were all very very nice, and all of them had pleasant attitudes.
My and I had a great time going out here just to switch things up I really enjoyed it but the prices could be adjusted ....and the girls are great nice additude great shows all above
Gotta agree with Ima! Hannahs laugh mesmerizes like the Siren Song, but unlike the Greek mythology, the promise isnt false, but rather fulfillment awaits those that are worthy. Similarly, Valeries haunting eyes shake your soul to its proverbial core, daring you to meet her stare without wavering. Then theres the dichotomy of Nyas energetic, unfaltering dance moves that make your body melt and invigorate simultaneously. Oh and Heather, the silver tongued temptress that even those that can not hear cant help but succumb to her charms. The Spearmint Rhino truly is a Fata Morgana come to life in the entertainment wasteland of Santa Maria.
Amazing all around. Had a good time. Very chill. Girls were cute and friendly.
Rip off
Hey shout out to summer!! Very professional and I loved the professionalism.She is perfect
Got day faded so my friends and I decided to drop by for a lil eye candy. They had pretty hot ladies! Ill be back ;-)
$16 entrance fee $20 per a dance, if you dont know how to waste your money then go to this place.
If you like huge asses, lots of ink, and diversity. This place is bueno.
Girls are beautiful and staff is friendly!
Girls were on point and gorgeous
A girl bled on me it was awesome
Good job
I would love to go but I dont know what and when they charge to enter I dont know if they let you do anything else when you are inside
I loved what Alicia did to me
Does anyone know what is needed to enter this establishment?
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