Absolutely Electrical Massage

4506 SE U.S. Hwy 169, St Joseph, MO 64507, United States
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Absolutely Electrical Massage
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Review №1

I was not happy with my experience here. Several things went horribly wrong.For one, I called ahead to book an appointment after I had bought the groupon here. When we arrived they seemed unsure as to how to handle a groupon at all.I had purchased a couples massage for me and my partner to enjoy and when we got there there was only one girl in the building.She showed us to the room and as we were undressing she came into the room. NOT OK!After we had laid down on the tables she said that she was gonna start on me and that someone was coming to start on my partner.She started somewhat massaging me (Because she was on her phone texting) and after 20 minutes a second girl showed up and finally my partner got to start his massage.This was my partners first experience with a massage and after he told me he did not expect the groin touches.So while I was right there next to him enjoying my massage his massage therapist would occasionally grab a full cup of..well.. Balls.Unacceptable.

ya
Review №2

Great massage very profesional , clean place.

Cr
Review №3

Wonderful place, my first time having a massage like that, she was very keen on exactly what needed the most focus without me even having to tell or show her, she kept checking to make sure it wasnt to sore or to hard of pressure, most relaxed ive felt in a long time, cant beat their prices either. Wonderful place i will be going back soon. Cant say enough how nice it was and how comfortable the whole things was. Thankyou again crystal sipes will be back very soon!!!

Je
Review №4

I got 3 hour massage because my back was messed up from working at triumph food for 2 years. And thats all i needed. I had a massage from this white lady in town and she pushes on your muscles to hard. But the asian people know what they are doing. 5 stars from me.

si
Review №5

First, you walk into a very run-down sketchy old house with vinyl floors from the seventies. The tables seem home-made. Instead of curtains, sheets of cloth cover the windows. No one seems to speak English. My masseuse never asked what I wanted or if what he was doing was OK. Afterwards, I thought Id be nice and give a five dollar tip. They all acted very confused, then showed me a sign that said suggested tip was ten to twenty dollars. So I felt pressured to give ten. Still pretty cheap, but you get what you pay for.

Er
Review №6

The masseuse works for tips only the money at the door is for the owner. So if you only give $10 you paid her for a $10 massage.

mi
Review №7

Was going to give this place another try after being 2 yrs since last visit only because their other locate was wanting me to wait an hr after telling me to come in. So called here and told them Id be 10 mins said ok, to just call me back and say nothing for 2 hrs. Their call service needs to get their act together. Probably wont give them anymore chances............owner responce is terrible after 3 months and says will be better for what we expect, how generic of response. Why would i want to go back after 2 bad experiences. Plenty of other places to give business to.

Ju
Review №8

Invades to much of private areas. And just wasnt a great massage at all the only thing that was nice was the hot stones.. would not recommend to no one...

Da
Review №9

No a massage more of just a oily rub down dont waste your money if your in need of a real massage

Ja
Review №10

If i could give them a 0 I would they have no business ethics I aTried to set up a couples massage and after asking what time they had no more responses very poor customer service would not recommend them to anyone I know

Kr
Review №11

Just paid 120.00 + 8.7% = 125.00 for a 2 hour massage as walking out the lady told I “HAD” to tip 20.00 cash all I had on me was 9.00 and she said run card again I said no tipping in not mandatory if she would have been such a “B” about it I would have maybe done it and to top it off They have a sign up that says if your asked to tip call 9-1-1 what kinda of rip off is this I will never return to this place

Ch
Review №12

Great massages, and prices !! Ive been going here for a few months now !!

Vi
Review №13

Coming at this place will be your best choice to get a wonderful relaxing time. and massage.

Co
Review №14

I would not recommend, although very friendly, the massage was not great.

Do
Review №15

I found several numbers for this business and it said all were disconnected. I am very irritated by this

Ge
Review №16

Worst massage ever

Ch
Review №17

Amazing massage,!!!Luna was great

Je
Review №18

Well done massage.

Ma
Review №19

Very impressed.

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2.8 Rating
  • Address:4506 SE U.S. Hwy 169, St Joseph, MO 64507, United States
  • Phone:+1 816-398-7615
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Working hours
  • Monday:10 AM–10 PM
  • Tuesday:10 AM–10 PM
  • Wednesday:10 AM–10 PM
  • Thursday:10 AM–10 PM
  • Friday:10 AM–10 PM
  • Saturday:10 AM–10 PM
  • Sunday:10 AM–10 PM
Service options
  • Outdoor services:Yes
Accessibility
  • Wheelchair-accessible car park:Yes
  • Wheelchair-accessible entrance:Yes
Amenities
  • Toilets:Yes
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