Bottled Blonde

This is a pretty cool spot. They have a pretty decent selection of food items. Drinks are reasonably priced and service is overall good. Nice staff. Easy to be seated. No extra charges to be seated in a section…at least the times I’ve went.Parking - on weekends it is valet only parking in the parking lot so get there early enough to get street parking if you don’t want to pay $20 valet. 🙃

We had a huge mimosa tower which we easily split between 5 people and it was enough. I kind of expected the food to taste better because it looks amazing but it was still good. It is a bar. We sat in the couches by the street side where we could look out into the street. Really great vibe. Only have valet parking so we parked along the street towards the back. Definitely recommend for a hang out with friends for brunch.

The menu looked awesome, so thought I would try their signature burger, truffle fries, pizza. Nothing to write home about. Boxed nicely, good food service, temperature of food fine, just not the taste I thought it would be. Wont be returning for food. Bar looked great, and there was a deejay, and some game activities in the bar. Bartender was super pleasant, just disappointed with food, not worth $36.

I went in today with my mom for mother’s day to grab some lunch and drinks, and the service was amazing! our server jasmine was super on top of things and so sweet. She checked on our table consistently and was very efficient with our orders. 10/10 definitely will be coming back!

Gina is a very great waiter, she is so nice , I’ve been coming to bottled blonde for years and the service has always been amazing with everyone that works here

The guards are very rude! They beat my fingers with a heavy wooden door when I just asked them where my car was parked. 4 guards pushed me and hit me, I had bruises on my hands and the next day I couldnt work because my fingers hurt terribly. The music is good. The waiters were good. But terrible guards. I even had big bruises and pain was terrible. I am adding the photos as a proof of my words. Never coming back here.

I came into Bottled Blonde twice in a weekend while visiting Houston for a friend’s birthday and had the best time! The DJ played great music and the whole staff had such a great vibe. During the day and at night, great energy!

We were in town from Louisiana this weekend and decided to try this place out. My husband and I loved the diff games they had to offer and the music was the best vibe. Mikenna was not only an amazing waitress she was super funny as well. We will definitely be back when we are in town next!

Love everybody here - the best bottled blonde location for sure. the bartenders are attentive, security always makes sure people are safe. it fell off for a while but new management has made everything 100x better and the vibes are immaculate. (also, the food is fire)

Went to see the fights Saturday night and was stoked to see this place packed liked it used to be. The food was good and a great surprise to see one of my favorite bottle girls Mckenna working here now. She was amazing as usual!

I only came here for the *outdoor* crawfish, shrimp and lobster boil hosted by Chef Freddie Strong. His seafood was amazing and super flavorful! We had the boiled crawfish with all the trimmings; sausage, corn, shrimp, lobster and potatoes. The lobster was HUGE - that’s right, lobster! Everything was served with some delicious and very tasty melted butter. I wished I had the recipe. The chef is out there 7 days a week from 1 pm until dark serving up the best crawfish I’ve had in a very long time. Check him out, he’s outside in the parking lot and even has to go plates!! Thank me later!

This place is one of the best bars in Houston. The atmosphere is always upbeat and even nights with a slow start you have bartenders like Chuy or Makaila to make things so much fun. All the workers are personable and just genuinely want you to have a great time. I will be frequenting this bar in the future

My waitress (Brooke) was amazing! Food is awesome and great atmosphere. Bartender made the best spicy Bloody Mary! Will definitely be back❤️

Came here last week for a girls night and the crowd was amazing! My mango mojito was perfect, Jocelyn took very good care of us! Maybe next time I’ll actually try the food.

I saw an instagram ad saying there was a FIFA (FC24) gaming tournament saying you had to spend $25 dollars to be able to join the tournament which I was cool with at first but then everything went downhill when I start realizing that the whole tournament was set up for the same people that worked at this bar/club whatever it was to win the tournament, which he indeed did. first time there and probably won’t be going back.

🤢Ok I have to give an honest review just out of integrity. First of all the parking lot is valet only and $20. Even on a weekday, even in the day time. When I came in to discuss why my tab was so large from the previous day (after calling twice and being told they would get back to me, surprise no one did) there was this really creepy old man at the valley that made a joke about how they accept any type of payment while winking at me. I don’t know about you but I got the impression it was something nefarious he was referring too. Ick I literally vomited. 🤢I was able to get the tab thing settled(they charge 15% tip automatically, so I basically tipped twice) The manager Vincent was helpful because he said he wanted us to come back so he gave me back the difference, but I don’t know if I would want to ever go back…The vibe of that place is just off and if you are a young god fearing person just stay away from places like this entirely. I went because I was invited to a birthday party which was fun, but just be carful especially as a woman and even more especially if you don’t have people you trust around you.Also one of the waitresses was rude and looked disgusting when I passed her my drink glass so she could buss it. It was so odd because she was literally behind the bar area. Girl, I’m trying to make your job easier and you’re going to give me an attitude? Get over yourself.Just a weird place…

I’ve been there twice for brunch and I love it. They are baby friendly too. They were nice enough to put my baby’s bottle in their fridge . Forever grateful for a place like that. Mimosas tower are half off on Saturdays btw. Very good

This place deserves a 0 Warning! Warning!! DO NOT go to this place! They DO NOT pay their employees!! They have the girls scraping gum off from underneath the tables without pay as punishment!!! They make it mandatory that they go to other clubs on their day off WITHOUT PAY this is forced labor and illegal! The manager is in young girls face threatening to withhold pay if they Do Not do as he says??? I believe this is a form of Human Trafficking ?? Coercion of young girls to sell very overpriced champagne in lingerie and sit and rub on old guys so they spend more money for the club this is shameful and should NOT be allowed!!Bottleblonde is running this establishment as if it’s a strip club with NO SOB license?? I think someone should help these young girls?? Houston we have a problem!!!

Used to be a great spot for night time vibes and watching sports games. Reminded me of Heights Social but with more energy. However, since around mid-Jan 2024, the atmosphere and crowd size has been lacking, which hasnt made it as fun as it once was. Lots of nearby places have stepped up their entertainment, so this location needs to make some changes if it wants to survive. Bring back the environment and service from 2023 and Im sure the crowd will come back!

Food is good, but on the late night waitresses are cut throat and will trick you in to expensive shots without letting you know they are crazy expensive. Since the crowd has gone down at this bar, the waitresses have gotten more desperate/manipulative. Ive had 2 occasions thats Ive been and left feeling like Ive been scammed.Go somewhere else!

We went to have my daughter experience her first 21 year old bar experience. This place was perfect for it. We ordered loaded tator tots that were soooooo tasty! They were the right amount for us 5 to share. The drinks were made perfectly and they have sports playing, so we watched the Astros game, listened to a great dj spin tunes while playing a giant sized game of connect four. Super fun!

My friends and I randomly stumbled across this place. The outside was lit up and very attractive. The aesthetic was eye catching for sure! We went early enough to were we could still get food & thankfully parked a few blocks away because parking was only $20 valet. Our 1st waitress was really sweet but had to leave so we got another; Ashley. Ashley was not attentive at all! I ordered the Eggplant Parmesan, only for her to tell me the kitchen doesn’t make it anymore. As a vegetarian, the options were very slim. She told me she’d check with the kitchen for other options, but instead came back asking if I was ready to order. We had to stare her down to get her attention from another male customer. The gentleman who brought our food was way more attentive and available to service us; I hate that I couldn’t tip him. The food was sub par, I got the “Forager” and it looked like they just made a mushroom pizza and piled arugula on top. My friend ordered a burger and asked for specific things that were not completed, as well as being charged $2 for NOT getting onions on the burger. BUT I honestly wasn’t even going to leave a review like this because as a whole it was decent. UNTIL, Ashley decided to follow my friend and I into the womens restroom, interrupting me on my phone, asking what was wrong with the service. I assumed this question arose because none of us left a tip; which as previously shown, was NOT deserved. I told her straight up that she was not attentive to our needs and we had better service from the server. She responds not with an apology but an excuse of only 1 of there machines were working, then reiterated if there was something she could have done better with her service. Annoyed, I just continued on my phone. There’s a difference between genuinely caring about your service and begging for a tip and I was thoroughly disgusted how she went about it. My friend and I stayed around to play a few games of Connect 4 then left. It was a nice establishment but I more than likely won’t be back.

The atmosphere was great here! Came for memorial brunch and will definitely come back! Jasmine was a great server, ask for her!

Stopped in Saturday day after shopping in the area to have some of y’all’s Pizza. The pizza did not disappoint! I wanted to also give a shout out to our waitress Mikenna who went above and beyond to make sure we were taken care of. Not only is she a great waitress but also so outgoing to talk with.

Atmosphere is great like the music. I think they have the best smoke machines in town and their bartenders are real cool especially Cynthia!

The food, drinks, and atmosphere are good, but Lauren is 💯!!! Ask for her! Shes on point and keeps you topped off! She remembers your drinks and gets them out quick.

Brooke was our bartender, she had awesome customer service and was very attentive. The dj was also playing great music

Service here was great! Food and drinks were super tasty! Definitely come check it out! I recommend Jasmine to be your server!

Whats not to love about the ol Bottled Blonde! The hospitality and service is top notch and i always have s great time here! If youre lookin to let off sum steam for the wknd, this is definitely the place. They have sum really cool performers! Very happy to see Miss Mikenna is now here!!! So amazing!👌 And ofcourse, i cant leave my girl, Jamie out! Shes petty awesome as well!

Good music, cool vibes, and great drinks! We came in on a Sunday for the nba game and they had drink deals. Definitely coming back!

This is definitely the spot if you want to dance and let go for the night! Service is always super good, the staff is really nice and the atmosphere is great! 10/10 recommend!

Best lemon drop drink i’ve ever had! The staff is amazing. Great place to go out with friends and have a good time! :)

Overall great service by Storm and the food was average. The $10 valet is the only parking option and I get it on the wknd but on a Tuesday night when little crowd that is ridiculous to pay for pizza and beer place and why deducted stars. Thats a big addon to the total spend for a dinner. Appetizers incl the wings (best), truffle fries and pizza rolls (although 4 on plate but ads on their tvs showed 6) were good. The supremo pizza was marginal at best s needed lots of salt as the sauce was limited and no flavor. On the drinks front, Id not recommend the margaritas as they tasted horrible with almost a hint of pineapple and no liquor. To be fair they took them off bill when we mentioned and we switched to beer. Think they have some little links to work out still but more importantly they need to resolve high parking fees as that deters me from ever returning.

Love the atmosphere!!!, Sunday brunch was great, My server (Jasmine) was One of a kind I definitely recommend asking for her when you guys come out!!

Come here for occasional sporting viewing event. The place is clean with plenty of screens to view. Bars get a bit busy but overall attentive and pleasant experience

While all the drinks are more expensive compared to your average club, bottled blonde blew the club away with great music and captivating atmosphere.

Nice environment and very good service ofc I’m coming back again !

Love the cool a/c!! Great servers! Great food!! Great DJ!! After bar hopping looking for a good spot this place was the one!!

Gina and jazzy is the best servers ever. Also look for Makaila the bartender 🔥makes fire drinks. Super nice 💯

Stupid expensive. $41 for a beer, moscow mule, and marg. A staff grabbed my last drink from me before I had even finished it. Staff strategically attempt timely conversation with you to get tips. I was charged an additional $50, when I called the next day, the man I spoke to on the phone was unable to figure out what the charge was for and was unable to refute the charge.So, $91 for 3 drinks. Lovely. I won’t be back.Also, noticed lots of older men there flirting with female staff behind the bar. Weird scene. Very limited parking as well.

I’ve thrown 3 viewing parties here and was more than happy of the hospitality given. From food, drinks, and music it was 10/10 across the board. Thank you Zack and AJ.

Love it here. Bartenders are super friendly, music is on point! Food is just a bonus!

We had an amazing time. He gave us a great deal, and the staff was super a tentative would come again!!

Nice chill spot..love the seating arrangement food and drinks are pretty good..Loved the wings..try the bacadi and Bailey on the rocks..sports bar atmosphere 👌 🙌

This place is so diverse and unique! Not to mention they have Ac and it’s nice and cool ! Love the service and the attention we get ! The place is lit !!

Look Ive been and bombshells and Bottled Blonde was the best wings and fries and the service was great and it was me and five of my guys and I need to add what else was good about BB and Ill add that when I get the picture.

Great place to spend a Saturday afternoon with friends! Kid-friendly, tons of screens, and great prices! Highly recommend!

Always have such a good experience here. Food and drinks are good, staff is even better. good vibes only 🤞🏼

I had a great time celebrating my birthday with great music and a great crowd ! Thanks to McKenna and Jamie for making my birthday awesome !

The place is a young hip establishment. For the younger folks. You can order food and drinks. There is no table to eat your food at. They have L-Shaped sofas with a coffee table in front. We drink mimosas. Looks good doesnt it. The waitresses are young and hot.

They have great pizza and wings at the atmosphere exceeds greatness due to the people behind the bar like Lauren and Makaila

Bottle blonde was so amazing today for Memorial Day! Chuy, makaila and Lauren were so amazing taking care of me at the bar!!

Gina was the best server, loved the customer services! Highly recommend coming here for Sunday funday!

Gina is the best servicer ever! She takes care of us all the time. We love bottle blonde

I come here only for chuy

Amazing service & great personality!! Absolutely love Jocelyn!! I will always ask for her!!

Jasmine was our bottle girl and she was fantastic! Very prompt, welcoming, and friendly.

Good food, but feels like getting nickled and dimed by charging customers a “tech fee.” Build it into the prices or don’t charge customers for TVs when you are a sports bar.

Jasmine was a great server! 10/10 experience. Come try this place out!

Great atmosphere, good food & drinks and they show the Champions League Final!

Kim took great care of my party. My friends really enjoyed her energy!

Love love love this place! Gina is a wonderful waitress! Definitely coming back 💕

Great time with friends and family. Perfect drink and food specials, perfect for sports

We got a section.. There was drinks on our tabs that weren’t even ours on it. The bottle service girls maybe filled up our glasses twice. Place wasn’t even packed at all. I’ve talked to 2 different managers about this and was told they’d give me a call back and they’re yet to do so. Will no longer recommend this place to anybody for a night out! For spending the amount of money we did you’d think we’d be treated better. Along with being regular customer..

Great service, great drinks. 10/10Chill spot to come and have a couple drinks .

Gina took care of us for a bachelorette party, she was amazing 🫶

Jasmine was great her customer service was amazing! She is the best!

Chuy it’s amazing. I love this place! Thanks so muchhh!! 🫶🏻 stop by and enjoy!

Gina is awesome!! Always come here with the girlies 😛 wake flaka tonight thoughhh

Just had a blast at Bottled Blonde in Houston! The atmosphere was amazing, and the bottle service was on point. Plus, all the girls were stunning! And meeting Vincent Rios, aka BIG 50, was a highlight - now I totally get why they call him that!

Gina is the best love her!!! Such a good bottle girl 💕💕💕💕

We watched the Champions League Final game here and this is the best place ever!!!!

Stopped by with some friends and had a great time! Pizza is fire

Brook is the best! Good atmosphere come see them!

A super dope spot to come party. Plenty of tables and seats (IF) you show up early to otherwise its a standing party! Drinks are 10-15 per and the DJ is dope!

Bottled Blonde offers an outstanding hospitality experience. From the friendly bartenders to the accommodating bottle service, the attentive security staff, and the vibrant floor crew, the atmosphere here is top-notch. Special shoutout to Vincent Rios for always making visitors feel welcome and eager to return!

I had a great experience here this past weekend Chuy was so attentive and had prompt service!

Place was pretty decent. Me and my sister checked it out to see if this was a cool place to celebrate her upcoming birthday party. Food was not so bad. Drinks were good. 👎🏾A MAJOR CON was we kept getting kicked out of different booths. We were told that sections were sporadically purchased throughout the night. And it just so happen we were kicked out of at least 3 booths.‼️ Not cool. Dont mind a business making a penny. However maybe yall should close the sections off that your biding to fill up with patrons. Spent about $200 in there

Came to originally get a section for my birthday but after 25 mins decided to leave with my group and go to standard because the music was not good, did not want to hear anymore 2 step or disco drake. I’d advise that yall not only play the classic hits but also more relevant music and keep it divested between pop /Latina /hip hop and r&b. Didn’t mind paying $60 for parking or $20 per drink but if we are paying premium dollars we need a premium experience.

Emily was great the besttt server ever 💗 so sweet!

So I came in town this week and meet a buddy here. It was both he and first time. Ive been to the one in Scottsdale and Chicago before so I had an idea what to expect. My buddy owns a restaurant in Houston now for over 15+ years.The staff was great and extremely attractive. Its a great place to watch games. But, this place is extremely expensive. We both make well over 6 figures but neither of us will be back.$20 to parkWe arrived around 8 so I dont know if they have a door charge later.There was only 2 people in our group and both of us tip extremely well being from the industry. We were charged an automatic 20% gratuity sitting at the bar. We were also charge a venue fee of close to $10.For the 2 of us after the additional tip on top of automatic gratuity was almost $300 for a couple of hours.Sorry, but if Im going to spend that kind of bread Im going to strizzy.

Great service, great beers, very big screen to watch sports.

Came from MIA to Houston and Kim is an amazing waitress def recommend!!!!

Very good food. It saved my overall opinion. The service was okay inside but the parking situation and pricing is completely unnecessary. Be ready to spend a few hundred dollars going in. Parking is valet only and starts at $20 and will shoot up to $100. Even after paying, youll be waiting for your car for up to an hour after requesting. If you plan for all of this, youll have a good time.. overrated and a bit basic in style but still a good time.

The environment is everything! The pizza is everything and staff is sweet and it’s always a vibe!

Great time with friends and family here. Will be back again soon.

Jocelyn was a great bartender. On point and very attentive!

Avoid this place at all cost! 22% gratuity for ordering drinks at the bar? 13$ venue fee? They also over charged me for drinks I did not order and refused to fix the situation or let me speak with a manager. Charged over 350$ for 4 drinks and 6 shots. Place is a huge scam.

Kim was a dope server and she’s great at what she’s does! So professional

Kim provided amazing service. Came here in a Sunday and she got it popping!

Great time. Staff was fantastic! And the DJ killed it.

Wicked place and Amazing staff. Definitely recommend to anybody wanting to have a good time.

Great food! Great service! Gina was a great server!

Gina is great at letting you know the deals good vibe!!

This place was AMAZING!We went for a pride event and lets just say they do not hold back!Didnt get a chance to get food but the long Island was great!

Great service! Gina was an amazing server!

Awesome service and great atmosphere! Highly recommended!

Wanted to try something new so we went there on Easter Sunday at 4:00. The place was empty besides 2 customers. We went and sat down at the bar where one of the bartenders was and he just leaves. It was very weird. It was only me, my wife, and 2 other people there and we didn’t even get service after 5 minutes. Valet was $20 to park 20 feet outside the front door even though it was a super slow Sunday. Ended up parking a few blocks away just to be very disappointed. Also, It was like 80 degrees inside.

Come to this place its awesome fun si manta people !

Went there yesterday despite the bad weather throughout the city & I was impressed from the sign of the place to even what inside the place looked like, also I love how the staff was willing to make an effort to give out great customer service for someone who has never been there before. My only draw backs were the price of parking which hey it could be a lot worse but at least they give an option of cash or card & the loud music when it could of had audio from any of the College Football games. I would not mind going back

This place is awesome! Makaila and Lauren are the best!

Gina is the best server! Amazing service

Horrible. The staff are classist. Got kicked out of our section because we were “bought out”. Mind you, we were buying food and drinks for about 10-12 people already and had been there for hours at that point and never had the option to “buy” the section out. Oh and the security like to get physical with women. PATHETIC AND OVER-HYPED. Don’t waste your money here! It probably won’t be appreciated unless you’re dropping a couple thousand anyways.

A fine experience. 1st time going. Went for Happy Hour on a Friday. Space is cool. Huge. Cant tell from outside but its massive. Staff was friendly. Not wearing masks, but I guess that is managements decision. The happy hour cocktail specials were not incredible, price-wise. Fine Cocktails! Just still kinda pricey. There are definitely better deals not but a few blocks from that corner. But the food specials seemed awesome. I didnt eat, but it all looked great and the deals were awesome, and I will come back to eat for sure. Staff was all friendly. Overall would for sure recommend at least a try!

Isaac chuy and Makaila were the best go here!!

I love the place but every time I go I get charged more then what i had. This last time the bar tender charged me for 3 shots Fiji water and a drink i did not have. The time before I was with a group of friends. Our bill was about $700.00 after we left the card was charged $1600.00 so had to go and talk to themGreat place but they need to train the bartender better to make sure people are only paying for what they are actually getting.

Really good to hang out with friends the waitress are so attentive. but everything gets horrible when you have to go outside to the car or to look for cash or a friend who is late, at the entrance they do not let you enter even after having paid a table and thousands in your check. asks you to pay 20 dollars to re-enter and your Id otherwise all your belongings stay inside and anyone can take them. It is not the fact of the 20 dollars, it is how the security at the entrance treats you after you have spent so much in that place. Terrible customer service🤬😡

On 9/4/22 – went out with a few friends for drinks. I have gone to this establishment several times in the past along with supporting their first charity dodgeball tournament without any issues until now.Between 930 PM – 1015 PM, Jarrett (the floor manager) served myself drinks and messed up a few of the orders. He didn’t take the drinks off the tab as he said he would & instead decided to charge me for them.I had lost my credit card that night in the restroom and filed a lost/stolen credit card claim with my CC provider. I ended up being charged ~$300 that night for drinks I did not even order. I filed a complaint with BBB where they ended up adding a black mark to the company for failure to respond to the issue along with an FTC record in which they have documented. I escalated the issue to corporate in Arizona to be forwarded around the company for about 3 months (September – December 2022) before being forwarded to Jeff O’Neil (District Manager) and Adrian (AJ) Jimenez - both of whom were unresponsive from 12/7 to today 1/13 after 5-7 follow-up emails.I submitted 2 claims with CC provider; 1) Wrong order 2) Lost/Stolen card. Bottled Blonde’s ends up sending an incorrect receipt w/ several drinks I did not order or recognize. Bottled Blonde’s refuses to rectify this issue & continues to be unresponsive about the matter. These folks clearly do not value their customer base and it’s a complete disgrace to have these folks in business, period.Would strongly recommend you stay away from this establishment!!!

Emily was great, So accommodating! loved it here

Place is pretty cool mojito tower is fire 🔥🔥🔥

Loud bar with party feel but lacks party items. No dance zones. Games are all in one corner with 2-3 scattered around the building. Nothing extraordinary, but not terrible.

Great viewing experience for the Champions League Final

The owners did a great job putting this place togather...All the associates were stellar...my only regret is I did not get the audiovisual install contract...that place rocks.... consider a ride share service small parking area... A+... quality everything:)... I recommend you go see for your self... great place for large groupsWell thought out seating. && the Guinness was great as usual.Definitely recommend!

Here to watch Super Bowl game with friends. They have moved us 3 times to different seating. Stating we need your table for bottle service. Mind you are bill is over $350 thus far! Leaving before half time as they will not get another penny from us! This place sucks and is overrated!

Nice bar but with Houston’s great options …you don’t need to only pay $20.00 valet for a noon Sunday football game (not even the evening), rude attendant, literally empty and only offer valet! Staff rude, subpar food and liquor is everywhere. Nothing exciting and overpriced! Move on to a place that makes an Sunday football exp what you’re looking for!

Not that anybody cares but this is definitely a racist establishment .. they discriminated and assumed we stole a tequila bottle .. we were gifted a bottle by a family member who works here. Security and the bartenders kept targeting our group.. it’s not even worth spending your time or money here.

Best experience ever. Wonderful service

THIS PLACE IS SO RACIST!! The service is and was terrible. The drinks are over priced for the portion that is served. Any one who is not White/ Caucasian will be treated as if you are not welcome. Bottle Blonde Houston on Washington Ave. is RACIST!! Beware.

Music was so loud, we couldn’t talk to each other!

Best place to go for dinner and a beer.Great sports bar

Tha best spot on Washington. DJ is amazing great food an Amazing customer service

This place wont stay in business any longer than another year mark my words. Buddy and I show up on a Tuesday and park our vehicle in the front lot that has signs saying valet parking only. Since no one was outside to greet us we parked our own vehicle then proceed to walk inside where we are finally greeted by some valet guy who wanted $10 for parking. I told him absolutely not. Take in mind the bar is dead with only 2 patrons and its 2pm. I parked my own vehicle and told him why would I pay valet if I parked my own vehicle? Regardless they insisted we pay $10 so I politely said No and told them I thought this was a bar not a paid parking lot. What kind of bar has zero free parking and expects to make money at the bar when your charging $10 valet at 2pm on a Tuesday. We would have likely spent a $200 tab as we normally do yet they were to worried about making money in their parking lot. They will never get any business from me or anybody I know. The business should be renamed since its misleading to bottle blonde parking lot. O well! As I said be prepared to see this one file bankruptcy like all the rest of these struggling Washington bars that dont know how to do business.

Security ie trash. Walked a friend to his uber 30 minute before they closed. Security wouldnt let me back in to close my tab. I watch multiple charges be put on my card. Showed Security that, they acted like it was prep for a fight had to back away before they got froggy. Was enjoying this over crowded places before

Best pizza ever! Great music. My go to on Sundays. Drinks are fairly priced and the service is wonderful. The door man is kind me of a douche if he dosent find you attractive but the overall experience is good!!!

Adrian (manager) has the best customer service. Initially reached out to book bi weekly, but due to great customer service i have booked week over week and dont think i will stop booking anytime soon. 5/5 stars. Great Music, Great vibes, along with a solid setup

Nice place, pretty bartenders. Fun was had!

I had a great experience here overall! The staff is soooo friendly and I love that! The music is Bomb! We came for dinner but the DJ was making me want to stay for the night life. And the drinks were good as well. I like the margarita and mango mimosa! The food to me was ok but the atmosphere makes up for it

Place is nice and relaxing, I like that we don’t have to reserve tables! The margarita tower was a bit too sour and too much ice! Recommend the mimosa tower tho!

We paid $40 for valet. One of my friends wasn’t allowed in the bar because of dress code. The bouncer said our valet was gonna get refunded but turns out the valet guy said they don’t do refunds. Mind you we paid cash and our car wasn’t even fully parked because it took us only 1 min to come back to their stand.

The bartender last night was rude and ungrateful and made me feel insecure about myself, calling me mean names. I graciously tipped her an undisclosed amount PER DRINK for me and my entire group of 8 friends, but even then that wasnt enough for her. The food was terrible and the atmosphere wasnt very fun, I will not be returning and I dont expect this business to last at all.

Great spot to enjoy time with friends and family

We lovs Bottle Blonde 💕Gina is the BEST

It is just okay. It had a generic vibe and pretentious crowd. One drink equals a $50 hold and the $10 mandatory valet is a joke. I expected more from this place. On to bigger and better.

Great ambiance to host a birthday 🎂

Great bar & excellent service!

Very fun, located right off Washington nea I-10. Surrounded by lots of other bars/venues so you can always opt to park and bar hop. This was my first time here - DJ was surprisingly jamming! Drinks were good & typical price

Great place to watch sports and chill out

I never went to Bottled Blonde in Dallas, and now I see why. The worst place ever! BELIEVE ANYONE WHO SAYS THIS PLACE IS RACIST! We recently traveled from Dallas to Houston and decided to stop for drinks. When we go to the door, I remember that I forgot my ID, but I had a picture. When I get to the door, he tells me that he doesnt accept picture IDs, but I promise to you that a young woman from the YT community came to the door with her picture ID and, you guessed it, she with her image ID strolled right in.Do not spend your money here, people of color!

No longer interesting place, just a loud noise to neighbors.

Gina was the best !!! Had an amazing time

I was recommended to try the pizza here, and Im glad I did. Delicious. It does get busy after hours, but its definitely worth the wait. It has a sports bar vibe, with a lounge feeling. Unique and it works out well in my opinion.

Literally I just told the dj that nobody is dancing to the music he playing and asked if he could keep the same vibe. He said he don’t care…. He kept switching the genre of music, he would go from slow to fast, he let no one in the club enjoy any of the few classic songs. It was awful. I can tell bottled blonde is suffering from poor dj because I use to love this place and it used to be packed. But now I’m literally embarrassed to tell people I come here. So I’ll never come back to this boring club…. Dj Jollo Dj Dollo… I think it is… He’s Trash! The fact that he couldn’t handle criticism and want to be better blows my mind. If you want a good night out with friends don’t come here because the djs don’t care about you and will ruin your night.

I thought this place was a good vibe. The dj was jamming, and the girls were just too fine. Definitely will return again

This place is so cute and great service!

Great place to hangout, fun hip establishment BUT their bottle service is crazy expensive.A bottle of Don Julio 42 $1300 (bottle is $1080 add gratuity fee of $200) and the waitresses don’t even check on you as they should. Came checked it out, got 4bottles but there are other places in Htown to party at!!

Honestly the worst bar in Houston because of the trash employees. The tiny woman bartender shouldn’t work at a bar because she clearly hates her job. I won’t be back and neither will my friends. Our server was a sweetheart but that was it. Also why tf did the bouncer think it was okay to follow us into the bathroom?? Idk. Super disappointed in the experience.

My bill was $31.90 I tipped $10.On my bank statement it showed 41.90 was processing. Once it finished processing the amount jumped to $51.90. They added an extra $10. I understand the botox, the body jobs,& the overall asthetic is super important and expensive to keep up,but don’t steal money from your patrons thinking they are way to drunk to remember what they actually spent. Im pretty sure beautiful women like them can find many ways to make money without stealing. Besides that though the bartender did make one hell of a margarita. & the pizza was pretty good also. Just make sure you check your bank statements.

DONT NOT COME HERE !! Man was literally walking back and forth thru the dining area with a weed eater cutting the grass . Put the weed eater and goes in the back full of grass and bring our food out , so I called the manger and asked wasn’t he just cutting grass , he tells me YEAH HE WA HIS HANDS , I said but he still has grass all over him he say let me go see and comes back and say yeah I seen he did , you gone eat this or remake it why would I want anything he den tracked grass all thru here , as a manger you should send him home to shower and come back that’s very disgusting it’s ALL 3 mangers there and didn’t do anything that’s very wrong watched him with no problem & try to get mad cause I’m upset it’s grass in my food I CAN ONLY IMAGINE WHAT ELSE THEY DO ZERO STARS 0000

The draft beer was flat, the tequila was watered down, the service was very slow. Granted the staff was nice however she didnt come to our section until we were leaving. 1/5☆.

Had a mixed experience, probably some kinks to work out.Positives - they let our group of 20 reserve space, had a nice seating arrangement for large groups, the valet fee has been reduced to $5. They took drinks off a couple people’s tab for slow service but ignored that the service was bad for all 20 of us.Negatives - the drinks are RIDICULOUSLY expensive. $12 for a mojito, $6 for a Topo Chico. Service is exceptionally slow, even thought they knew our large group was coming in. The TVs are setup a bit weird to be able to hear/see them (maybe easier at another table). All of this for a Tuesday night. Wouldn’t try to come on a weekend for sure.

The atmosphere was great. The music was awesome. The margarita pizza... got to be honest, as an Italian.. its the best in town, actor the best Ive had in Texas!

Service was horrible and waitresses were stuck up and rude. The valet was high and smelled like he just smoked a bowl. The prices were the absolute worst. Ridiculously overpriced and will never go there again. I was excited to try a new place and it looked like it had a lot of potential but this one is a major fail! If I could give 0 stars I would! Shame on you for charging the prices you do!

OMG!! This is the best bar in Houston! I spent halloween 2021 in here and I will be definitely coming back, party was way too good, music was on fire... its best if you pay for a desk, otherwise waiters come to you and tell you you have to move because someone just paid for this table. Beers start at 7$, cocktails $9 and so, they have food, TV screens, the place is big and spaceous, best to come with friends to have a really good time.

Great place with a good vibe. Service was excellent as well. Will surely be back!

Never have felt more discriminated against . Im sorry, my group of people was 35-60 and you were annoyed to serve us. The service was awful as they were annoyed by our visit to their establishment. Then to continue the insulting of a party of FIVE, they added an automatic gratuity of 20% and some processing tech fee of 4%. Never to return.

The first time I came to this place I didnt really have a good experience only because they had four bartenders working the whole bar. However the place is popular and I decided to give them a few more tries and they have improved dramatically when it comes to service and wait time for service.

Pizza is off the chain...legit. and lady bartenders are as hot as the pizza..its on fuego

Second time going. Service was good. Overall I would go back. Played good music my group of friends had a great time, but I guess when you order 6 bottles its always a good time.

My friends and I found this place by accident while out exploring Houston. Definitely would recommend to others. They food was good and the DJ played a nice selection of music.

The pizza is amazing! So is the double B burger & wings! Cooks definitely know what theyre doing & waitresses are so attentive! Always an amazing experience when I make an appearance

Love Davina!! Great bar to grab drinks with friends!!

Drinks were ok. Shots are watered. Great atmosphere besides the fights here and there its a fun time. Good dj and the place is pretty live on a Sunday.

One of the best new hot spots in Houston. Great atmosphere with killer food and drinks. During the day it’s a solid sports bar and pizza garden. At night a fantastic night club to hangout with friends.

Place looks nice but they are crazy particular with their regular customers, of. they don’t like you the bouncers show no discretion to throw you out like trash , this place is overrated please go elsewhere wher you will be treated well as an individual

Awful valet service. The valet guy is a liar. He bates and switches prices. Beware. His name is Mohammad Azzeh. He will jack up the price then ask you to Venmo him.The sign clearly says $20 for valet but after everyone comes out tipsy or what not he jacks it up to $40. The thing is I don’t drink and I had all my senses.Be careful around this guy.

I had 2 mixed drinks, nothing unusual- vodka tonic or something to that tune. My bill was $40. Will never go back

ME and my friends stopped at this place for a couple of drinks and some food. And we had a very good time with a tasty food and good cocktails. The stuff is friendly

Great times ! Thank you Kim

Go dortmund!

Great service . Gina was awesome .

For the price, there are better spots. Drinks are ok, but there are other bars that offer more of the club atmosphere that BB is going for, at a better value.

Nice spot to hang out with friends!!

I got yelled at by some employee after he aggressively kept tapping my shoulder instead of saying “excuse me” and I became visibly irritated and signaled for him to get through.He also yelled at me for standing near a section when there literally was no where else to stand. Everyone was shoulder to shoulder, he then proceeded to come back to argue with me again and even followed me to another section to talk about me to some guy standing near by. He was yelling at me like he wanted to fight or something???

Place was very nice and had great energy!! Couple of the wait staff need to work on their social skills. Will definitely go back!!

I never write reviews but this place is absolute trash. After visiting once, that was more than enough. Will never go back and would not recommend to any friends. Take your business elsewhere! 1 out of 10 rating

I dk who is in charge of decorating the place but I think we can all agree the hideous early 2000s booths have got to go. Who chose that print? Every booth has the same old wannabe paisley outdated design and I gag every time I see it. We are in 2021, not 2002. Please update.Thanks!!!!

Pizza is absolutely delicious here, cocktails are pretty good too. Fun spot whether you come early for some food or later for the crowd/music.

Place is nice and has great pizza! Its always exciting to come in and get bottle service here. The staff is very accommodating and the bottle girls are beautiful!

Went bar hopping on my birthday and this was the last place we went to I had an amazing time they played great music that had everyone lit.

I enjoyed the club liked the music had a good DJ and a place to dance I sat at bar and enjoyed myself.went with my daughter and neice

I was wondering why this place is called Bottled Blonde until I got a bottle of beer and noticed most of the bartenders were beautiful blondes in lingerie.I get it now.Its a college bar/club but one filled with pretty blondes, I have to rate them high, dont I?Will be back.

The worst experience ever! The security guard knocked me down to the ground and accepted that as appropriate behavior for no reason. This was my forest experience and unfortunately it was the most horrible experience anyone could ever encounter.

Corivana Pizza was fire! Bottle service bar with all usual stuff. Sisqo said it best when he performed Thing Song!

Super friendly service and good vibes

Used to be fun place but loud club music even during prime college football. Service was very slow. The pizzas are excellent though.

Nice space. Good music. Not great service but its okay enough. Big TV. Lots of space. Drinks are good. Bathroom is clean. Go visit!!!

So this place was fun at first. Then my friend got solicited to make out for vip. She was then told after she alerted staff that she should let it go.

Great environment great service.

The service here is friendly and relaxed if youre looking to have great drinks , food, entertainment, and comfortable seating with music of all genres. Come here, they have valet parking as well.

Employees are extremely rude, and want to fight their costumers. By the way they should at least try to treat everyone the same, but I guess if don’t meet their “expectations” you’re not welcome here. I waited 45 mins to get in just to have a really bad experience like that. Not again thanks

The food was great but the service not so much the waitress was nowhere to be found when I needed the check it took me 30 minutes looking around and had to get the check from another waitress.

Place is nice love the atmosphere here.Their menu is exquisite.This is a great spot to bring your buddies for a drink.The place is super nice.

Went on a Saturday night, the music was hip hop but with the electronic remix. Issa no from me. The food was pretty good though.

Great service, thanks Gina!!!

Brooke is an amazing server!!!

We had a performance to play a few songs there for Mexicos Independence Day. Really nice place, we all had fun.

Very clean, mask worn by the service staff, although it did not keep the beauty of the ladies hindered at all. A little pricey, but good see ice and great drinks

Great food during the day... hot club at night! Beautiful people, sick DJs, and............... just a nice place to go.

The vibe and the atmosphere is there but the Dj mixing every song is uncalled for. The dj just need to let the song play and not remix everything